I am a 45 year old manager for a successful but small engineering firm. One of my roles is to contact new potential customers, to sell our products and services and to develop and maintain an ongoing relationship.
One such client Brian, my wife and I see on a fairly regular basis, going to shows, barbecues, weekends away, days out on the boat and visits to a few clubs thrown in for good measure. Brian is in his late 30's about 6ft 2 ins in height, receding hairline, a fairly thin guy and not what you would call by any stretch of the word a glamour buy. The sort of guy I tend to call a ferret.
His wife Brenda on the other hand would be in her early 30's, about 5ft 6ins, long blond hair a beautiful golden tan, the most intense blue eyes I have ever seen and a figure most blokes would kill for. Brenda is a stunner, the fact that she has had a child has done nothing to destroy her figure which she must spend hours toning while at home, between looking after her son and the midday movies.
My wife and I have often commented on the relationship between Brian and Brenda, the fact that they are like chalk and cheese. We still can't work out why Brenda was attracted to Brian in the first place. Our joke is that it couldn't have been sexual, as he probably has a dick as thick as a pencil and about 3 inches long.
About two months ago I received a phone call at work from Brian. He sounded upset as he told me that he had just been retrenched from work and that as he had a mortgage a wife and child to look after he was desperate to find work. He asked about contacts that I may have who could help him on the job front.
I told him to leave it with me, I would make a few calls and get back to him. After trying to call in a few favors I had to call Brian back with the news that "I had received a stack of promises, but nothing concrete." I continued by saying that, I had a few ideas and not to loose heart, I generally enquired as to whether Brenda would be interested in some temporary work to help tide things over. Brian mentioned that he had already discussed it with Brenda and that she would be happy to work as long as he took on the role of house husband.
My next step was to discuss an arrangement with my co-manager whereby he would take my secretary off my hands on some pretext of a special job enabling me to offer Brenda a position. With that out of the way I called Brian back with the good news that a secretarial position had come up and that Brenda could start at 9.00 the following Monday.
Monday morning arrived and Brenda arrived just before 9.00, talk about stunning. She must have been shopping over the weekend and managed to pick up an outfit that complemented the beautiful body that it concealed. After an initial chit chat, explaining her role I showed her to her desk and told her if she needed any assistance not to be afraid to ask and that if I couldn't help her my usual secretary would be more than happy to. Over the next few days Brenda proved to be a very efficient secretary taking the role in her stride.
Phase 1.
On the Wednesday I decided it was time to put a plan of mine into operation. At about 4.30pm I told Brenda that I had an important letter that needed to be typed and sent to the client that night, I asked if she minded working back. She told me she didn't mind and would just call Brian to let him know she would be late and then come in for dictation. My aim at this stage was to take up her time, so I started talking to her about Brian and his job search then moved on to her son. Half an our later I started dictating the letter, making sure that I changed my mind a few times, causing her to backtrack. Brenda then went off to type the draft, I made a number of changes which were re-typed before I was finally handed the completed letter. I thanked Brenda for the extra effort and suggested that as it was just after 7.00pm she should go before Brian got worried, and I would take care of the letter from here. As soon as she left I took care of it, by tearing it into small pieces and throwing it in the bin.
Over the next few weeks I continued this practice keeping her back just a little longer each time. On each occasion she would call Brian and each time he would be a little more argumentative.
On one particular day Brenda arrived for work in a light blue one piece dress the colour really complemented her. I knew at that moment it was time to put phase two of my plan into operation.
Phase 2.
Again at about 4.30pm I asked Brenda if she would mind staying back to type an important document. As usual she agreed, called Brian, who judging by Brenda's facial expressions was really going off his brain. About 15 minutes later she was in my office, as usual I started with the small talk and moved on to the dictation, when completed she stood up and started to leave. Just as she reached the door I told her that "I was feeling guilty about our deception and to make amends I was going to explain everything to Brian."