My ex-wife has a second cousin who is a pain in the ass. Well, he's not so bad, but his wife is a pest. We rarely saw them. Every time we did, Dennis and I got along well enough, but his wife Ann just didn't like me.
Ann is a former cheerleader, dyed blonde, tennis player, high achiever kind of girl with a trim fit figure for a wife in her forties. Behind her surface politeness, I can tell that she thinks I'm a loser and a nerd and that I'm not in her league. Well, I am a computer geek, but I have feelings, too.
I just let it go and tried to avoid being around her. But she is nice to look at. All this changed after what happened last month.
Dennis and I ran into each other in the shopping mall. He was getting ready to leave for a business trip overseas, and he was getting a gift for Ann. We visited and walked around the shops and talked.
Turns out that Dennis and Ann were having some marriage difficulties, and he spoke to me about it. He opened up enough to let me know he had found out that Ann had been looking at computer images of well endowed males, but he didn't confront her. Now he was just wondering what it meant.
I asked, "Should you just let it be and assume that she's just curious?"
Dennis answered, "Well, what else can I do? I don't want her to feel threatened. But I do feel threatened, at least a bit."
"I'm sure she's happy with you and was just having some fantasies," I told him.
This was a surprise, and it told me something. It told me that Dennis probably was lacking in the cock size department. I've benefitted from this exact situation many times in the past because I've been on the other side. I used to answer ads from couples who were looking for a well endowed male. Anyway, our little conversation made my thick nine inches wiggle around.
Dennis saw a fancy lingerie store, and we went in.
He shopped around before purchasing a very attractive one-piece white teddy with lace borders and high cut thighs. I pointed to a lovely matching bra and panty set in pink, and he bought them, too and had the gifts wrapped.
We parted to go to our own cars, and it was a day later before I discovered that we had mistakenly switched shopping bags, and I had his wrapped gifts in my car. By then, he was on the way to the airport for his trip. I texted him, and he replied, "Dang, I thought I'd lost them," and he asked if I would drop them off at his home while he was gone.
I gave all of this some thought. Here was a beautiful wife with a yen for big dicks, and I had gifts of lingerie to deliver to her. She looked down on me, but I had information about her that could make all this very interesting.
I decided to be nice, at least to start with. I called Ann and asked when I could bring the packages to her. Who knows, maybe I interrupted her from looking for hung men on her laptop, but her voice had the usual tone.
Come over on Saturday, she said.
"Saturday is fine," I replied, "and how is about 8 o'clock?"
"In the evening?" she asked.
"Yes, in the evening," I said. "Dennis is gone, and I'm sure you'll be home like a good wife on a weekend so you won't be busy at 8 o'clock. I can be your date."
Her tone of voice was aggravated, but she said, "Well, OK," and hung up.
When I arrived at her door, I presented her with a bouquet of flowers and a bottle of fine wine. "May I come in?" I asked.
Ann, as usual, was dressed very nicely, almost elegantly, and for once she seemed pleasant and let me come inside.
"Sorry about the mix-up in the gifts," I told her. "So to make up for the mistake, I thought you deserved a nice bottle of wine." "Shall we open it?"
Ann must have been in a good mood because she agreed and got two wine glasses. I opened the bottle while she put the flowers in water. After we sipped the wine and chatted for a few minutes, I sat down in the living room and placed the nicely wrapped gifts on the coffee table.
"Well, here are the things that Dennis bought for you. Why don't you open them? I was with him, and we both selected these for you."
Ann looked puzzled, then she opened the first box. In a few moments, she removed the teddy and held it up. "Oh!" she gasped. "You both picked this out?"
"Well, actually, Dennis was going to get you a fuzzy bath robe, but I told him that you'd look fabulous in this instead." She didn't know that I was lying, but by now I was probing and looking for a way to turn this evening to my advantage.
A few more moments, and Ann was looking at the bra and panties, and her face was blushing. "I supposed you picked out these, too?" she asked.
"Oh yes, I sure did. In fact, while he was shopping for these, he asked me, "What you would like to see Ann wearing? And that's how we picked out these."