I just felt like having a beer. It had been a really rough day today and even though I'm not a drinker, I just wanted a cold beer. Just to try to relax a bit, you know how it is sometimes.
I had just finished with a divorce from my bitch of an ex wife today. 30 years! And the bitch had been cheating on me for more than fifteen of those years. I found out due to these modern devices called cell phones. I had never suspected her to be a cheating whore. All of our years together and I thought we had a great, loving marriage. How wrong I was! I found out that she had been fucking numerous other men over the years. Mostly men she worked with, a couple that I didn't know but it didn't matter after I made the discovery on her cell phone.
She tried to take everything, the house, the cabin in the mountains, the savings, everything. Fortunately, I had a top notch lawyer who was able to gather all the dirty details of her affairs over the years and I got to keep my cabin and half the money. We only owed about $10,000 on our house so the judge ordered her to pay my half out of our split savings account if she wanted the house. But I got to keep all of my retirement. She agreed.
All those years spent working overtime, earning the money for the vacations she wanted. The super fancy kitchen, the expensive bathroom, hardwood floors, etc., and it wasn't even appreciated! I guess I was just a means to an end to her all along. It made me incredibly mad. I felt so used. I felt like grabbing her by the throat and choking the life out of her. But I was about to retire at 56 years of age and prison didn't sound like much of a retirement for me.
So here I was, in a small town about 5 miles from my cabin that was about to become my new home, walking into a bar for the first time in years. It was dimly lit with some modern hip hop music playing. The barmaid looked to be late 20's, pretty hot looking, but me being 56, she wouldn't be on my menu. There were two other women there sitting on the other side of the bar from her, equally as hot and just as young and they were all giggling over something. I didn't care what their conversation was about though, I just wanted a beer.
I sat on a stool at the other end of the bar, away from all of them. I wanted to be by myself.
The barmaid made her way over and asked what I wanted to drink. I gave her my order and she delivered it. I laid a five dollar bill on the bar for a two dollar beer. She brought my change over but I told her to keep it so she walked back over to her lady friends.
I began watching a baseball game on the TV, not really caring about much. Just lost in my thoughts when suddenly, the music got really loud. Now, normally, I wouldn't have cared but I had just stopped in to relax and have a beer, not visit a nightclub where your ears rang for three days afterwards plus there were only four of us there. Why in the hell did it need to be so loud? And being pissed off to begin with, I asked the barmaid if they could turn it down a bit.
"What the fuck old man!" She yelled over the loud music, "aren't we allowed to have some fun? And who the fuck made you our boss?" She angrily yelled at me. Now I was getting really pissed off. who was this snotty bitch to think she could talk to a customer that way!
"I'm just here for a beer and to relax, I'll be gone in a few minutes and you can have all the fun you want." I yelled back over the music, trying not to let my anger take control. She turned it down but couldn't stop running her mouth.
"I bet an old fucker like you thought you'd come in here and hookup with some young pussy, didn't you, you pervert?"
She sounded more like a high school girl now so I couldn't stop myself from telling her that.
"I thought you had to be over 21 to work in a bar. Not junior high age." I retorted. "I like grown women, real women not snot nosed kids who think they're adult women!"
"Shut the fuck up asshole, you come in here acting like you own the place or something, like I'm supposed to bow down to you or something!" She scowled while glaring at me.
"This escalated quickly!" I thought to myself. "No darling, I just want a beer, then go home and relax, that's all." You're the childish one throwing a fit about it!" I responded trying not to let this get too out of control but knowing is was about to.
"We see pervs like you all the time! You probably came in here hoping to look at our tits and asses! Thinking you might get lucky with some hot, young babe, didn't you?" She again was yelling and her two friends were laughing and agreeing with her. Now, the sarcastic asshole in me began to emerge.
"If there were any hot young babes around, I might be interested in giving one of them the best fuck of her life, but I don't see any!" I retorted. Their narcissistic faces all turned angry and the bitch behind the bar turned to face me.
"Fuck you asshole! I bet your dick is two inches long! Probably can't even fuck the top of your beer bottle with it!" Again, seeming to try to escalate things. Well, I've never been one to back down so I had to take lead.
"Bet huh? You wanna bet?" I asked.
"Yeah, I bet twenty bucks you have a tic tac between your legs!"
"Here's the bet, bitch. If I pull it out and it's not as long as your forearm and thick as your wrist, I"ll give you the twenty bucks, but.....!"
"But what, you gonna tell me if it Is I gotta give you a blowjob or something, right asshole?!"
"Oh, you"ll definitely have my cock in your mouth but I'm also gonna drag you over to that fuckin' pool table, rip your skanky panties of of you, bend you over that pool table and breed you!" My statement threw her, and her girlfriends for a loop. They all had shocked looks on their faces with that statement.
"Did you say breed me?" She asked still flabbergasted.
"Breed you like a cheap whore." I calmly stated. "Like the worthless piece of ass you are." Again, I kept my voice calm. In the back of my mind I was thinking she'd back down and I could go to my cabin and relax. But I was also hoping she would bet cause she actually had a smokin' little body on her and I'd love to hear her scream out her orgasms on my 8 inch cock!
They all began laughing, then she looked at me and said, "I guarantee you are bluffing. Assholes like you always bluff about things like the size of their wiener."
"Call my bluff then my little slut." I said to her in a voice daring her to do it. She looked at her girlfriends for a few, then they all started laughing again. The bitchy barmaid turned toward me.