Vicki's Uncle John invited the Whodunit Inc. gang to his cabin on Viking Lake for a weekend of fishing and relaxation. Doobie, Scruffy's faithful companion mutt, rode in the back compartment of Ted's SUV while Scruffy and Vicki sat in the back seat. Ted was driving and Debbie sat in the front passenger seat.
Vicki couldn't help but notice Scruffy's constant glances at her sizeable chest.
"Is there something I can do for you, Scruffy?" she asked in a sarcastic, annoyed tone.
"Oh! Uh, me? No, like, why?"
"Because you keep looking at my breasts."
"Me?! Oh, uh, well...was it that obvious?" She just stared at him. "Well, uh, you know, I was just wondering if, like, are you warm enough? Because you look, you know, cold."
"Why? Because my nipples are poking through my shirt?"
"Well, uh, yeah, kinda."
"They're always like that, Scruffy!"
"Yeah, but they look, you know, colder than normal."
Vicki rolled her eyes. "Oh good grief."
"I'd be more than happy to, like, warm 'em up if you'd like," he said sincerely.
"I'm not cold, Scruffy!"
Doobie was watching the scenario unfold.
Rarort! Rarort!
"Hey! Okay! I was just offering as, you know, like, a friend."
Vicki huffed, crossed her arms and looked forward. "Fine. Thank you. I appreciate that," she said without any hint of sincerity.
A few moments later, Scruffy finally asked, "Well, can I at least, like, see 'em?"
Doobie's eyebrows raised.
Ruh roh! Ru've run rit rwow! Red ran rwalkin'!
Vicki's head snapped around. "See what? My breasts?!"
"Well, yeah," Scruffy said meekly.
"Oh good golly! Didn't you see enough of them at the museum during the Silver Knight caper?!"
"Well, no, not really. I mean, they were all covered in that, you know, goo. Plus, you were, like, with Ted."
"Oh good grief! Fine! But only briefly."
"Sweet!"
Doobie's jaw dropped.
Rawr ru rucking ridding ree?! Rwat rworked?!
Vicki turned to Scruffy, grabbed the bottom of her orange turtleneck sweater, and pulled it under her chin, setting her firm, full breasts free.
"Oh! Like, wow," Scruffy stuttered.
Doobie licked his chops.
Roly roly!
Scruffy's eyes bounced from Vicki's breasts to her eyes and back again. "Can I, like, touch 'em?"
Vicki rolled her eyes. "(sigh) Fine. But be...OH!" Before she could finish the sentence, Scruffy's face was latched onto a breast while his hands mauled both of her fleshy mounds. "Be...be careful...good golly! Be careful with...my...nipples! Gah! They're...they're super...sensitive!" That didn't slow Scruffy down. He nibbled and gnawed at the thick pink knobs while he rolled his tongue around them and sucked on them hard. "Oh...oh wow!" Soon her hands were running through his thick mop of brown hair.
Doobie looked over the seat.
Rwow! Rwook rat rim ro! Ree rust ree runry!
Vicki startled Scruffy when her hand touched his leg. She ran it up his thigh until it finally reached his groin.
"Mmmmmm, I detect a rather large bulge in your pants, Scruffy," she moaned while she massaged his bump.
He released her tit just long enough to say, "That's why you're, like, a great detective, Vicki!"
"Mmmmm, I think I need to delve further into this mysterious bump." She expertly undid his buckle and unzipped his pants with one hand. Scruffy shivered when her tiny hand reached in and pulled out his massive, pulsing muscle. "Oooooo, I think I've found the source. But I need to perform a closer inspection."
Much to Scruffy's temporary chagrin, she broke the seal he had on her knobs and dipped into him, forcing him to sit up straight.
He felt her hot breath rush across his tip when she said, "Golly! This definitely needs some oral therapy."
Scruffy's eyes flew open when she took him into her mouth. "Gah!" he croaked.
Vicki's head began to bounce in and out of Scruffy's lap. Her hand followed the path of her lips. It felt like she was giving him a blow job and a hand job at the same time.
Rwow! Rwook rat rer ro! Ree rust re runry, roo!
Debbie heard the commotion in the back seat. "What the heck..." she said as she turned. Her hand flew to her mouth and gasped. Scruffy just shrugged his shoulders and smiled. Then her mind did a 180 degree turn. Her jaw clenched. Her eyes turned to slits.
That bitch! I'll bet she'd suck a trailer hitch if she had the chance!
Scruffy had one hand on the back of Vicki's head while the other was under her molesting her mounds. "Holy shit, Vicki! You sure are good at that!"
"Mmmmmmhmmmm! Mmmmmhmmmm!" she hummed.
Scruffy looked down her back.
Hmmmmmm
... His hand left her breast and ran down her back. Vicki felt a rush of cold air rush across her backside when Scruffy lifted her short skirt. He ran his long, boney finger down her crack until he found her puckered hole. Vicki moaned when he pressed on it and hummed when he began to run circles around it.
Ron't roo rit! Ron't roo rit!
*****
Debbie leaned into Ted and whispered in his ear, "Ted, how would you like some road head?"
Ted did a double take. "Huh?! Ah!" he barked when her hand landed in his crotch.
"You know? A blow job...while you drive," she purred.