This story is a sort of a "Whodunit?" Mystery that highlights male humiliation at the hands of women. If you want it to be about something else, you will be very disappointed. Yes, the male could have done things in a way to avoid his embarrassing situations but that's not what the story is about.
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"Fuck!" Roy screamed as he kicked off the heels and took off down the street.
Roy didn't get far before he heard a car pull up beside him honking the horn. Still running, he looked over to see Kate. "What the hell are you doing?" She laughed. "Did you lose a bet or something?"
"Can I please get into your car?" Roy pleaded.
Once in the car, Kate studied him from head to toe. She couldn't hide her amusement of seeing Roy dressed in lingerie and a small red g-string. "What is going on?"
"It's a long story that I don't want to relive, ever. Could you possibly take me home?" Roy asked but before Kate could answer he remembered he didn't have his house keys. In fact, all his stuff was in his pants back in Linda's shop. "Shit, never mind."
"Sorry, I couldn't even if you wanted me too. I left my purse at home. I need to get it before I'm late for work." Kate shrugged.
Kate worked at Roy's favorite night club, The Hot Spot, as a bartender. She was a curvy black haired woman, with pale white skin, that oozed sex appeal. Though she was one of the hottest women Roy knew, he never made a move on her. He figured she knew he was a player and she knew how the game was played. Besides, he liked having one female he didn't have to worry he pissed off. As ridiculous as he had been made to feel all day, sitting next to Kate dressed in lingerie, was the most embarrassing.
Roy wasn't about to go to the club like he was dressed. He wasn't going to walk home either. As they turned the corner Roy saw Smash Sporting Goods. He remembered a girl he dated named Jen worked there. "Could she be the one that caged me?" He thought. She certainly had a reason to. Roy had hit on her little sister while he was dating Jen. He hadn't realized Jen's sister was only seventeen. She had even threatened to have him locked up for messing with a minor. "Ah ha!" Roy said out loud.
"What?" Kate replied still confused about the whole situation. Still waiting for an explanation about what was going on.
"Stop!" Roy yelled. "Do you have any cash I can borrow?
"No, I told you I don't have my purse" Kate replied.
"Really hasn't been my day." Roy mumbled. "Thanks for the ride." He said as he jumped out of the car heading for the Sports store.
"Wait!" Kate yelled as Roy was making his getaway but he was already to far away. "Oh well, nice ass." Kate thought.
Roy knew Jen would not be happy to see him. And, even if she did not have the key, he could at least get some clothes to wear. Luckily, no one was in the store when he stepped inside. It was late afternoon on Sunday. Roy ran to a rack of clothes. Quickly he started looking for something to put on.
Before he got started, Jen came out from the backroom. "Sorry, we just closed..." Then she realized it was Roy standing behind the rack. "You son of a bitch! You got some nerve coming here. Get the hell out!" she demanded as she pointed to the door.
"I can't." Said Roy meekly.
"Why the hell not?" Jen said as she walked towards Roy.
Roy stepped out from behind the rack letting Jen see he was wearing a sheer black teddy with a red g-string. Jen burst into laughter. "I always thought you were a little dainty boy, Roy." I guess I was right.
Roy explained how he came to be dressed in lingerie. He had to pause his story a few times for Jen to stop laughing. Especially when he explained how he was trapped in a chastity device. When Jen informed Roy she didn't have the key, he asked if he could take some clothes and pay her later.
"Hell no! Why would I help you?" Was her reply. Roy just waited for her to throw him out. After Jen took a moment of think, "You know I don't like you Roy. I've always wanted to beat your ass for hitting on my sister. So, here's the deal. We have a ring set up in the middle of the store for a boxing promotion. I will wrestle you for the clothes."
With any other girl Roy would have thought this was a gift from heaven but not Jen. Jen was in great shape. Very muscular, and lean. Her ass looked like she could squat 300lbs. Roy also knew she was experienced at mixed martial arts. She was like a kitten in bed but he had felt her strength a few times. Still, Roy had few options. He could run off with the clothes but then he would be arrested for stealing. Explaining his chastity cage during the pat down would be no fun.