This story is a sort of a "Whodunit?" Mystery that highlights male humiliation at the hands of women. If you want it to be about something else, you will be very disappointed. Yes, the male could have done things in a way to avoid his embarrassing situations but that's not what the story is about.
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As Roy exited the hospital, making sure to slip by Trish at the desk, he started thinking about who in the hell had locked his dick up in a chastity device. He glanced down the street lined with shops. "Linda!" Linda was a busty babe that owned a lingerie store that was just down the street.
"Why didn't I think about her first? Of course." Roy thought as he headed to the store.
Linda was a fine piece of ass that Roy had stayed with longer than he should have. Normally Roy didn't stay with a woman for two months except Linda kept bringing home new lingerie to model for him. Roy loved the way her big chest challenged the design of the clothes by always threatening to pop-out. Roy might have stayed with Linda longer had she not caught him cheating on her. But hey, don't blame the player blame the game.
Roy pushed the store door open to find Linda, busty as ever, helping some young girls with a bra selection. Daggers shot from Linda's eyes when she recognized Roy. She excused herself and made a b-line for him.
"Why in the hell are you here?" She whispered sternly.
"I think you know." Roy said as he nodded his head down towards his crotch.
"Listen here, asshole, if you think I would ever touch that again you are more screwed up than I thought." Linda said in a low voice, screaming with her eyes.
"Exactly!" Roy responded
Linda stared at Roy in disbelief. "Are you on drugs or something? You are really f'd up!"
"Listen I just want the key. Believe me, I've paid. You got me back, plenty. How much of a bitch do you want to be here? Just give me the key." Roy demanded.
Linda threw her hands up shrugging her shoulders. Irritated, Roy grabbed her by the hand leading her into a dressing room. As Linda pulled the curtains closed Roy dropped his pants.
"I already told you, Roy, it will be a cold day in... Holy shit! What the hell are you wearing?" Linda said as she noticed the metal cage on Roy's dick.
"I was hoping you already knew." Roy said disappointed at Linda's reaction. It seemed she wouldn't be that surprised if she was the one that put it on him. Roy leaned down to pull-up his pants.
"Hold on," Linda said as she seem to study the strange device. "Let me help these girls. I'll be right back."
"So you have the key?" Roy asked, but Linda was already heading out of the dressing room.
In a few minutes Linda returned. "Listen Roy, I admit you hurt me real bad. I thought we had something. I told a lot of people we were getting serious only to have you cheat on me. Everyone laughed at me when I told them I was dating you. I defended you, then you proved them all right. I was mortified."
"Well, still doesn't give you the right to lock my dick up like a little bitch." Roy said, relieved he had found his key holder.
"Here's the thing Roy, if you want that thing off of your dick you are going to have to do some things for me," Linda said with a smirk.
Roy was still struggling with the effects of the Viagra. He was horny as hell. Linda's beautiful rack, cleavage on full display, wasn't helping either. He was willing to do almost anything to get the stupid cage off to get some relief for his poor aching blue balls.
"Make it quick." Roy said.
"Quick was how you made it." Linda said laughing at her little joke. "First, you were a selfish lover. You owe me at least one good orgasm. Take off your clothes and get down on all fours."
This was the kind of punishment Roy could agree with. The insults he could have done without. He knew he was good in bed, even if she didn't.
"Damn, that thing is small" Linda pointed out as Roy got undressed. "And when did you start shaving down there?" She giggled at his smooth skin.