"Fine! Whatever!" I yelled. The door slammed, and she was out of sight. It was our monthly argument over the tiniest thing. Moving in together was proving to be a giant mistake, at least at college we had other places to run away to, but here there was just this stupid tiny house. I already forgot what the argument was about, but at this point I was so over her that I needed to leave. I was going to go postal if I stayed.
I sent out a few texts to friends, and the first one to answer was my friend Jason. He had been my friend first, I've known him for years but that doesn't necessarily mean that I trust him. He's a major douche, he's shown the signs that he isn't a feminist and yet I still hang out with him. I didn't have that many friends in high school, so a friend was a friend.
As soon as I got to his house, he welcomed me inside with beers. One after one, I ranted and drank, and we started to talk about how stupid my girlfriend Jess was, and how much better I'd be without her.
"You're too good for her anyway. You're a 9 and she's a 5." He told me.
I rolled my eyes at his gross comment and said, "Stop being such a jerk. She's funny and stuff."
"You're not supposed to defend her." He reminded me, and handed me another drink.
"Right. Yes. She's a stupid 5. Blah her." I was slurring, but he seemed fine. He was drinking slower than I was, so I tried to control myself and sip instead of gulp. "She sucks."
"Yeah." He said on his way up off his sofa chair and over to the couch to sit beside me. "She probably does."
"Probably?" I asked, and he gave me this smile that could only mean he was being dirty, so I shoved him and said, "Ew. Gross. She doesn't suck."
"You should get back at her."
"I should! How?"
"Stay the night here. She hates me."
"That would piss her off." I looked over at him for a few moments before shrugging and saying, "Fine. But I get the left side of the bed."
"No problem with me. I'll finally have you in my bed."
"Oh shut up. You don't say anything creepy and gross, or I'll be out the door."
"You can't drive home, you're wasted. Which reminds me." He jumped up again and left the room for a moment, then came back with another bottle of beer and handed it over. At this point my head was spinning and fuzzy already, but I took it anyway.
"My face is already numb, you know."
"Good, the medicine is working." He didn't seem to slur his words at all, I wondered why for a second but I was distracted by him opening the bottle in my hand for me.
I lost track of how many drinks that I had, and I could see myself stumbling down the hallway behind him and laughing at myself, it felt like an outer body experience like I was watching myself. I flopped down on the bed.
He was standing above me beside the bed and asked, "Are you gonna take that off?"
"Mmhmm." I responded and started moving my feet against each other to try and kick off my shoes. I heard him laugh softly and his hands took hold of each shoe and pulled them off one by one. I felt him undoing my jeans and he tugged them down until they were off. "See, I did it." I said.
He walked away from the bed for a minute and came back in boxers. I didn't really care what he had on. I was busy trying to get under the covers without getting tangled up in them. I was on my side facing away from him and he moved up onto my back to spoon me.
I didn't say anything, I didn't care. It was just cuddling. Even though his hand started moving up and down my arm. I was going to fall asleep soon, it was just to relax me and make me sleepy. I closed my eyes and I felt him moving up to look over my body at me. I wasn't sure if he knew I was awake or not, but his hand slipped down off my arm and covered my breast over my shirt.
My eyes opened and he pushed his hips forward to grind against my ass, and I just seemed to stay frozen there while he was groping and rubbing against me. "You could get back at her even more." He whispered. I turned my head to look up at him and he kissed me, but I didn't kiss back.
His hand kept massaging my breast, and I felt his tongue darting out and moving across my lips to try and get entrance. I don't know why I let my lips part, but he took full advantage and pulled my body to get on top of me. My mouth opened wide because his mouth guided mine open, his tongue was moving all over mine, I couldn't keep up even if I tried. I just stayed completely still, I didn't even know what was happening.