Watch Out Paulie

1.

Diane was alone in the kitchen when someone knocked at her front door. Two young black men, one tall, one short, dressed in all white, white polo shirts, white shorts and white sneakers--even white socks. Fastidious as Latter-Day Saints missionaries.

But they were selling eggs. The tall one opened the egg carton, the short one did the talking: Look at these eggs, ma'am, aren't they the finest you've seen in your life?

Looked like kind folks but she had to say no. She just did her grocery this morning, she told them; her fridge was full of eggs. They were disappointed but still polite: Thanks for your time, ma'am.

She was sorry to watch them go. About the same age as her daughter and already earning their own meals. Speaking of her daughter. Fiona'll be home in 20 minutes and Richard in an hour. And her roast lamb was not in the oven yet! Diane was about to close the door when she suddenly heard:

Watch out, Paulie!

The next thing she knew one of them was on the ground, tripped by the flower pot, the carton loose and eggs smashed into a pool of orange blood.

Except for one, a little brown thing rolling its way to Diane's feet. By instinct She picked it up, and it was not smashed. How come it was not? Wait, this one was Hard. Boiled. Strange.

2.

She had to invite them in. The one called Paulie was all orange. Now, honey there you are, good as new, well, almost. It's been a long day ma'am, they thanked her kindness. We parked a little further down the road and walked, that's why you don't see our car here. Was that poor carton of eggs one of your last? Yes ma'am we had a good run today. Everyone was very nice, very nice to us. Now you made me feel bad about my grocery run! Why don't I get you both some drink? Orange or raspberry?

She was going to the kitchen but they stopped her. Ma'am let Paulie get it for you, you just rest right here!

Well I need to put my lamb in the oven anyway but okay. You don't have a dog in this home, ma'am? No, my daughter is allergic to them. That's good, ma'am. Sometimes they can be very annoying. What do you mean? Dogs can be inconvenient, getting in your way. But they don't mean harm, they're just like little children! They don't know about our rules. She was a little amazed. Why don't you like dogs?

Hey Georgie guess what I found in the fridge! She turned around to see the boy called Paulie holding a carton of eggs. She ain't lying to us when she said her fridge is full of them! Well of course Paulie we're in a good neighborhood! She did not know why Paulie had her eggs and why they talked that way, but she certainly didn't appreciate it. So she said - but before she was able to say anything she suddenly heard:

Watch out, Paulie!

3.

The next thing she saw was the carton slipping out of the boy's hands and hitting the floor. She closed her eyes to avoid seeing the massacre, now she was a little angry.

What was that about? Weren't you supposed to get the juice? Why are you taking my eggs out? I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm really sorry, Paulie's lips were twitching. I just wanted to show Georgie how nice your eggs were.

Sometimes I think my brother has two left hands, said George. Well, maybe you should let your brother handle something less delicate. We're so sorry what can we make up for it, anything you ask.

You know what boys? Forget about it, I still have another carton and I really need to get back to cooking my dinner. So, it's been a pleasure, gentlemen.

She was showing them the way out but neither showed any sign of moving. Where's the remote control, ma'am? You have a nice TV let's watch together. Georgie I think she wants us to leave. And you're going to listen to her? Hell no brother, he laughed, hell no! They both looked at her with a weird smile.

I don't know what game you're playing here, but I'm calling the cops. I'm calling the cops if you don't leave this house right now! That's not a good idea, madam, not a good idea at all. Said Georgie. Paulie shook his head at his, no, not a good idea.

She remembered the knife in the kitchen. She had a right to self-defense in her own house. So she made a run for it but:

Watch out, Paulie!

Georgie I got this I got this! She was caught and taken into his arms which immediately started moving up and down her body. Ma'am, I think I found your panty line right here, and here, and here!

She was trembling in rage and fear and shame and a strange profound excitement. Georgie stared at her giggling like a child. Ma'am, I think your dinner's gonna be a little late!

Suddenly the three of them heard the front door unlocked. No no no it's Fiona back from her lacrosse practice, Diane cried. She already knew what was going to happen. Georgie looked into Diane's blue eyes. Ma'am, looks like we're about to have some mother-daughter time!

4.

Ma'am do you know your daughter shaved it all clean down there? Do you know she's not a virgin anymore? Ma'am why don't you shave yours too? You have grown it too long, ma'am, they're such a handful! Fiona would you like to see what your mom's clean cunt looks like? Your mom said you're going to college this fall, guess what? We're going to college too, it's called the ghetto university! Let us show you how it works, Fiona, relax your holes and it might hurt a little less!

Ma'am do you know your girl's this tight in her holes? Ma'am are all white women as tight as your daughter? Ma'am I think your daughter just came. Ma'am I think your daughter's a whore. It doesn't hurt anymore now does it Fiona? You're starting to like it don't you Fiona? Look at all the juice you're producing down there, do you wanna come again Fiona? You just let us know Fiona.

Now ma'am let's see how you handle the same training. It might feel like you're pooping but that's just me stretching your ass. Now ma'am you're doing excellent work here, like mother like daughter. Now how about both of you at the same time? Don't you want another child, ma'am? Don't you want a little sister, Fiona? And how about becoming a little mama yourself, Fiona, don't you wanna make your mother proud, Fiona?

'Cause you better watch out for Paulie!

He's got big balls and a long dick that reaches right up to your temple's gate. He might give you more than you can handle, Fiona. He might give you more than you can handle. He might give you more than you can. He might give you more than you. He might give you more than. He might give you more. He might give you

5.

They watched their sweet hot semen drip from between the women's bare thighs. The mother and the daughter, both breathing hard, still recovering from having too many orgasms. In a few days their fertile eggs would be penetrated by potent black sperms; in 40 weeks both would give birth to strong, healthy babies.

Paulie put the lamb in the oven for Diane. Georgie read the message on her phone: Richard her husband would be late for dinner tonight. The lucky man's in for a surprise, and what a surprise his wife and daughter had prepared for him!

The boys took the other carton of eggs from Diane's fridge. Down the concrete sidewalk they kicked the one hard-boiled egg and descended upon the next house In this beautiful community -