I had a couple of weeks off and was driving up to the Gold Coast. I intended to just laze around, have some fun, and possibly meet a friendly young lady or two. Possibilities beckoned.
I had easy travelling for the morning, stopping every hour or so for a quick stretch. Come lunch time I pulled in at a Diner and had a meal and made use of the facilities. Then it was back on the road again.
Just after I left the Diner I spotted a young lady by the side of the road, trying to hitch a ride. Feeling companionable I pulled up to offer her a lift.
"Hi," I called to her. "I'm on my way to the Gold Coast. Assuming that you're going in that general direction feel free to hop in. Just give a yell when you want out and I'll slow down enough for you to open a door and jump."
She gave me an annoyed look, slowly shaking her head. I suspected that while she wanted the ride she didn't want it with me.
"Thanks, but no thanks," she said. "I'll be fine."
"If you don't want a lift, why are you hitch-hiking?" I asked, quite happy to appear a bit obtuse.
"Hop in a car with a strange man twice my age, heading off to who knows where? I don't think so. I'm not a complete idiot."
"The name's Brian," I told her. "I'll smile while you take my picture and then I won't be a stranger anymore. I'd put your age at about nineteen and that means I'm not twice your age. I already said I'm heading up to the Gold Coast. You really should listen when people are talking to you. As to not being a complete idiot I'm happy to know you realise you are partly an idiot for hitch-hiking. Now that I've addressed the points you've raised, hop in and we'll be on our way."
"I'm eighteen, not nineteen, so I suspect that you probably are twice my age. You certainly look it."
"That's low," I mourned. "Hurtful, is what that is. Accurate, but still hurtful. Why not accept the lift?"
"You're kidding, right? You'd probably make a pass or try to rape me as soon as I get in the car."
"Now you're being silly," I told her. "There's no way I'd act like that. At least, not with the Diner just over there. I'll probably do my best to screw you silly later, but that will be a lot further down the road. Oh, and it would be consensual, not rape."
"Consensual?" she asked, the tone of her voice saying she very much doubted it. "I don't want to have sex with you so how would it be consensual?"
"If you accept my offer of a ride, knowing I intend to have sex with you further down the road, then you are implicitly agreeing to it. Especially as you know I won't change my mind about it."
"Well, that's a marvellous offer, isn't it?" she sniped. "Hop in for a ride and a rape and you're wondering why I'm not leaping at the opportunity."
"Not really wondering," I pointed out. "I can understand you being a little nervous about having sex with me. Just don't get too worked up about it. I'll do my best to ensure you enjoy it. Ah, I have to admit that I'm assuming that you're not a virgin. If you are a virgin and hitching a ride you would be a moron and probably already in the car, totally oblivious to what the future holds."
From the nasty look I got the non-virgin tag was correct. I sighed.
"Listen, does it really matter if I'm the next one to taste your delights. We both know that you'll wind up in bed with someone, sometime, and probably enjoy it immensely. I'm just helping you gain a little experience and giving you a lift at the same time."
I reached over and opened the door.
"Come on. Hop in and we'll be on our way. How far are you going?"
I was quite pleased when she slowly slipped into the car. She was certainly nervous but she was going along with my suggestion. OK, she was probably telling herself she could bolt before I got around to screwing her but I suspected that she'd stick around. I leaned on the accelerator and we moved off.
For the first few minutes we just exchanged small talk. Her name was Debra and she was on holiday and she was also heading for the Gold Coast. Slowly she started to relax but I could sense that she was acutely aware of me and she couldn't help but think about sex and wonder how to get out of having it. I decided to stir the pot a little.
"You'll probably find that you will feel a lot more relaxed if you go commando," I told her.
"Are you insane?" she asked, giving me an appalled look.
"Certainly not," I said, sounding surprised. "Take your time and consider it. If you take your panties off you'll be admitting to yourself that you're going to have sex soon. That admission will be enough to make you relax a little. Also you'll be without panties sitting next to a man who knows that you have no panties on. That awareness will be working on him as well as you. You'll find yourself getting excited and you'll know, you'll just know, that he's getting excited as well. You may find that instead of waiting for me to pounce you'll find yourself suggesting we pull over and do it now."