Rachel didn't remember that her town had instituted corporal punishment for minor offences at the beginning of the year. So, it was quite a shock when she heard the deputy that had pulled her over for speeding order her to appear at the sheriff's station tomorrow at 8 am sharp for correction.
"What?"
"Report to the sheriff's station tomorrow at 8 am," the officer repeated, clearly out of patience, "for sentencing and correction."
"Sentencing? I can fight this, right?"
"You could if it was a summons, but we got rid of those months ago. As I said before you signed the document," the deputy said with mounting impatience, "you have pled guilty to the traffic violations listed above. You have also agreed to report to the sheriff's station tomorrow at 8 am."
Rachel looked up at the deputy with her biggest doe eyes, pleading. It hadn't worked before on the bored middle-aged personification of generic vanilla frosting with a badge, and it failed to work again.
"What does correction mean?"
"Unless you have some sort of underlying medical condition, it means you will be getting your ass whipped tomorrow morning."
Rachel's jaw dropped, aghast. Her memory flashed to a brief period when the scandals and controversies that were happening everywhere else in the world paused while her town contributed to the cacophony with its own for a couple of days. She even recalled competing news stories on CNN and Fox, with one side loving the town's bold move while the other condemned it. She couldn't remember which, just that there was a lot of yelling.
"You are being serious right now."
He gave her the goldenrod copy of the ticket, pointing to the short paragraph above her signature.
"Yes, mam."
"What happens if I don't show up?"
"We come and get you."
"You arrest me?"
"Yes, mam."
"Oh my god."
"Drive safe, mam," the deputy said as he tipped his broad brimmed hat. Even though it was almost midnight, Rachel noted that he never once took off his mirrored aviators.
Rachel rolled the window up and watched the deputy get back into his cruiser.
"Where do they get these guys?" she muttered safely to herself.
She hadn't gotten a traffic ticket since her wild teenage years, and even then, she was never certain when it was safe for her to drive off.
She didn't have to wait long; the deputy peeled off, lights still blazing, the sound of the cruiser's siren stretching back towards her in the dark desert night.
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She didn't get much sleep that night, so when she pulled into the public parking lot across from the town hall, sheriff's department, and fire station, she felt rough. Among the many choices she had to make that morning was exactly how well she should be dressed for her appearance. She'd landed on slacks and a sweater, sensible shoes and her biggest, darkest sunglasses to hide the bags under her eyes.
Makeup was also a quandary. She didn't like going anywhere without makeup except the Sunbucks for her first of many coffees of any given day. She had decided on just enough makeup to avoid the endless but well-meaning comments about how tired or sick she seemed without it.
Long, strange diversions were Rachel's brain's way of coping with stress, and sitting in her car, knee set to the sewing machine's highest setting, she regretted not taking the time to grab some breakfast before heading into whatever doom awaited her.
Sunbucks or Starbucks for sure after this...whatever it is, Rachel thought.
Starbuck's once had four locations in her tiny town, now it only had one and indie coffee shops had taken over their spaces. She'd gotten addicted to Starbucks coffee and missed it, but Sunbucks had better pastries and music. It would only take her a few minutes to get there, a few minutes to get a little something to sip and eat, and another few minutes back, just in time to report for correction or punishment or however the deputy put it.
Her car didn't move but she did; tapping the screen of her phone every few minutes was just one of the many nervous ticks making an appearance that morning.
Googling her town's corporal punishment procedures last night hadn't helped her at all. Since getting the ticket, Rachel struggled as much with the thought of trying to Google more concrete answers about what was going to happen as the feeling that she should just run away and never look back.
"Seven fifty-five am, time to go, lady. One way or the other."
Rachel sighed and got out of the car. She knew that she would never run away from something like this but was uncertain why she knew that about herself.
The sky above the desert town's civic center was stormy, making for a dramatic backdrop. Months and months (and months) of blue skies and unrelenting sunshine and now this.
"Ugh," Rachel said aloud to herself as she waited patiently for the walk signal at an empty intersection. There was no way she would allow herself to get a jaywalking ticket now. "No one around here knows how to drive in the rain."
Being a Sunday, most of the population was at one of two rival mega churches on opposite sides of the outskirts of town.
"How is this happening on a Sunday?" Rachel asked no one, finally free to use the crosswalk. She remembered the answer, and it was extra weird. Rachel had heard from a friend that the laws had only recently changed to allow businesses to be open on Sunday at all. Blue Laws, they were called.
The faΓ§ade of the sheriff's station had a single public entrance and a tiny lobby. Just enough space for one person to sit while another used the parking permit vendor. It was thankfully empty, a blind drawn behind the thick security glass of the front desk. There were a bunch faded community notices taped up all over and fresh stack of the Epoch Times sitting atop the single plastic courtesy chair. Rachel pressed the call button on the intercom.
"Hello?" a crackly, distant voice asked.
"Hi," Rachel began, clearing her throat. "I'm Rachel Kim, I got a traffic ticket last night and I was told to report for punishment. Correction?"
"Hang on, I'll be right there," the static said, barely human.
The blind slid up, revealing a diminutive older Latina wearing a tan and brown civilian uniform that was at least two sizes too big. Her brass nameplate showed only the woman's last name, Martinez.
"Do you have the copy of your plea?"
"The ticket, you mean?"
"Yes," the desk operator said with a sigh.
Rachel pulled it out, smoothed it out on the counter, and fed it through the small slot under the safety glass. Martinez grabbed a clipboard from somewhere out of sight and started flipping through it.
"Oh, yeah, I got you right here," Martinez said. "Okay, I'm marking you down as present and right on time at 8 am. You are going to go back outside, turn right, and head towards the new corrections center."
"Corrections center, like a jail?"
"Oh no, Sheriff Holcombe closed the jails months ago. You remember the old Pizza Hut? Been, like, what? A dentist's office, then an eBay store, then it was empty for a few years."
"I know it, yeah. If there's no jails, where do the criminals go? I mean, people in more trouble than me, I guess."
"State takes 'em now, after all those botched executions on the electric chair."
"What?" Rachel felt the blood drain from her face while her insides turned to stone.