I wasn't expecting to run into you when I was tipsy, walking the dogs, at 2 am. I'd had a miserable date with what was his name? Jason, I think. He'd come over to party but I just wasn't feeling him so I sent him packing. What a waste of damn effort getting glammed up for him. I got drunk with my wild best friend & her boyfriend, instead. After they passed out, I went out to walk the dogs in frustrated, horny misery & much to my surprise, ran into you. You were just home from a few days of fishing, unloading coolers full of fish from your truck. Looking delicious, tanned with your muscles & tattoos showing, freshly showered, wearing just a pair of shorts. You saw me first. How I missed you, I'll never know. You didn't even say hello. You just ordered me to go put the dogs up & come smoke a bowl. I couldn't even answer. I was dumbstruck, staring honestly. When you commanded, "Now." I obeyed.
I hurried back to you as fast as I could, afraid I'd imagined it. Glad I was glammed up after all. You handed me a packed bowl & said, "Here this is because I missed your birthday." Which of course, thrilled me, that you even remembered, but then, you knew it would. All part of your craft. You're good, I'll give you that. I'm pretty good myself because of my training at the hands of narcissistic motherfuckers like you. You got me good & high on top of the buzz I already had going. Then, I naively tried to leave. Like you'd actually have let that happen. It was the first time I actually realized that I was afraid of you. Sadly, I liked it. You told me that I wasn't going anywhere until you fucked me as much as you wanted to. You weren't lying.