The following day Madison insisted that I get tested for STIs, even though I knew that my encounter with Samantha hadn't exposed me to anything. She was an eighteen year old runaway, a recent Catholic High School graduate, who had allowed me to fuck her for five hundred dollars out of desperation. I couldn't tell Madison that, of course, as the financial component and the fact that Samantha was eighteen, would have infuriated her.
Madison accompanied me to the clinic, which made the experience much worse for me. When I had my vasectomy, I had undergone a complete STI panel, a simple non-invasive, completely painless event that consisted of a blood and urine sample, and a mouth swab to check for HIV. Madison flirted incessantly with the Doctor, identified herself as my next of kin and got directly involved in the process, which didn't bode well for me. When they disappeared for a few minutes, he returned looking flushed and disoriented. I don't know if she blew the Doctor or bribed him, but suddenly my test involved a swab of my urethra, instead of a urine sample.
I couldn't object to his methodology without tipping Madison off that I had been through this before, so I suffered through it. It wasn't excruciatingly painful but it was definitely unnecessarily invasive, and seemingly orchestrated by Madison to punish me for my perceived infidelity. As expected, my results were all negative, which made the whole ordeal seem like a total waste of time.
After my appointment was finished, Madison engaged the Doctor in conversation about the necessity of using protection during sex. As an escort, I figured that she knew the importance of this, but she had one very specific question, and giggled when the Doctor asked her if she needed privacy.
"He's going to want to hear this," she said dismissively, looking in my general direction. "What is the likelihood of catching an STI from performing oral sex on a man?" she asked the Doctor.
"While I would recommend using a condom for all sexual encounters," he began, "in order of importance it would be anal sex, vaginal sex and lastly oral sex. There is a very low statistical probability of a woman catching an STI from a man solely from performing oral sex. If a man had something transmissible, it is highly likely he would know about it within hours or a couple of days. The chance is reduced even more if the man is not promiscuous."
"So," Madison intoned slowly, looking at me as I squirmed uncomfortably under this intolerable line of questioning. "If I understand you correctly, Doctor, I can safely assume that I pose myself no significant health risks by sucking off an older businessman friend of mine, once a month. He is married, not engaged in sexual activity with anyone else, other than his wife, and has a strong preference to getting blown bareback. Do you approve?"
If he had seemed bemused before, Madison's attempt to get his approval for her monthly bareback blowjob session with the older businessman, caused him to shuffle awkwardly and blurt out a totally unprofessional response, which elicited an excited giggle from Madison.
"I approve," he said with a big smile on his face. "Of blowjobs in general, and of your periodic tryst with your older friend," he added inexplicably.
Just when I thought that there was no possible way that this could get any more uncomfortable, Madison told me to go and wait in the car. Issued in a dismissive tone, her directive left no room for discussion.
"You can go, Pete," she said authoritatively. "I need five minutes alone with the Doctor. I promise I won't be long."
I felt my face redden as I shuffled towards the exit, but Madison had moved on. As she placed her beautifully manicured hand on his arm, she spoke softly.
"Do you make house calls, Doctor?"
I wasn't sure what the fuck she was up to, but as I left the examination room, I heard the door close behind me, and the unmistakable sound of it being locked. I knew that she was fucking with me, extracting her pound of flesh as punishment for my indiscretions with Samantha. Even worse, as I exited through the crowded waiting room, I felt as if all the eyes in the room were upon me, questioning the whereabouts of the fantasy blonde I had entered the facility with.
I kept looking at my watch as I sat in my Ford truck like a total fucking pussy, waiting for my girlfriend to emerge from the medical facility. What the hell was she doing in there? And why was it taking so long?
At times like this I loved and hated Madison, in equal measures. I detested her for constantly stoking my jealousy, in an attempt to gauge her worth to me. It was infuriating to sit there counting away the minutes, trying to guess the extent of her flirtatious behavior behind that locked door.
At the same time, I loved her. As my cock throbbed in my underwear, and an ever-increasing wet spot dampened the inside of my jeans, I couldn't help thinking that I loved the effect that her constant flirting, and the associated threat of infidelity had on me. I felt a tingling in my nuts as I imagined what she was doing with the Doctor.
Madison had prior history with medical professionals, having dated numerous Doctors in the past, most notably the Chief of Staff of a mental health facility, and a couple of surgeons. However, these guys were making over a million dollars per year, and could afford Madison's expensive tastes. In contrast, the Doctor at this Sexual Health Clinic was not in her preferred financial demographic, and almost certainly didn't meet her minimum fiscal requirements.
After what felt like an eternity, I glanced again at my watch, only to notice that two minutes total had elapsed since I sat in my car. I closed my eyes again, trying to imagine what a more assertive version of myself would have done.
In what I can only describe as an out of body experience, I threw my truck door open and strode confidently into his medical suite. All eyes were upon me as I entered the crowded waiting room, although the looks of commiseration were gone, replaced with admiration as I ignored the receptionist's pleas that the Doctor was busy, and burst through the second set of doors.
When I got to his medical examination room, the "room occupied" sign was displayed, although under the circumstances, with the Doctor likely balls-deep inside my girlfriend, maybe a "Madison occupied" sign might have been more appropriate. Even better, why not just hang a pair of her LaPerla undies from the door handle, so that the entire medical office knew what was happening behind the door. I tried the door handle, which unsurprisingly was locked.
In my escalating rage, I instinctively raised my right foot, and planted it squarely in the middle of the door. Unlike in most police drama television shows, in which a burly police officer pounds incessantly against an unyielding door, before summoning the battering ram to open it, this door flew open on the first kick, the frame splintering upon impact, causing the door to hang precariously from one hinge.
I went barreling into the room and to my horror, the bespectacled Doctor was sat at his desk, up to his elbows in paperwork, with a fresh cup of coffee by his side. He looked up through his glasses, in equal parts shock and astonishment at my violent intrusion.
"Oh my God," I said weakly, stammering out my apologies. "I will pay for the door."
I was so embarrassed as I turned my back on him and headed for the exit. When I got to the demolished door frame, I turned back towards him to convey my regrets one last time, and that is when I noticed the unmistakable red soles of Madison's high-heeled Louboutins visible under the front of his desk. As I processed the inevitability of what was occurring in that medical examination room, I found myself rooted to the spot. The silence was deafening, ringing in my ears, until after several seconds, it dissipated and was replaced by lewd slurping sounds from under the table.
The Doctor, any shock that he had exhibited having now been replaced with a self-congratulatory smirk, smugly rolled his chair away from his desk as Madison followed him, crawling on her knees with his cock in her mouth. I slowly approached the desk, and as she bobbed her head rhythmically in his lap, I noticed that he had eschewed wearing a condom, and was thoroughly enjoying an unprotected blowjob. In typical Madison style, she had managed to get lipgloss all over him, traces of the bright red lipstick that she was wearing evident on his glans, his shaft, his nut-sack and the waistband of his scrubs, which she had presumably lowered using just her mouth.
It was a much more rushed affair than Clarkson enjoyed once a month, and as I looked again at my watch, I was aware that less than five minutes had elapsed since Madison instructed me to wait in the car. My presence didn't seem to deter the Doctor, in fact quite the opposite, it appeared to embolden him. He placed both hands behind Madison's head, thrust his hips forward aggressively, tensed up and ejaculated into her mouth with a guttural roar.