Summary: Fetish dispatcher contacts erotica writer, enlists his help in disposing of problem driver.
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It was a warm June day, the wind whipping off the desert and blowing traces of sand against my office window. I was actually regretting having to work on such a day - it was perfect for being tied to a bed and tormented with ice, but that's another story.
Matt had been a problem employee from day one. Dan, our department manager, hadn't wanted him to begin with, but Personnel said the pickings were slim and we were shorthanded going into our busy season. Matt had tested positive for meth and had several complaints in the month or so since he'd finished training and been issued his own work truck, number 55. In fact, I was surprised Dan hadn't fired him yet, but then, so was everyone else.
Since I was the dispatcher - and the only one in our department who was in the office all day long - I was the one feilding all the complaint calls, and I was not happy one bit. It had started out slow, but in the last couple of weeks, I'd been getting a call or two about him every day. So I decided to take it on myself to solve the problem.
I spent most of a weekend searching the 'Net, and came up with a plan. An erotica writer I'd been reading of late turned out to live not far away; I made a discreet phone call and explained my problem, though what I told Scott was nowhere near the truth. According to the phone call, I'd been keeping Matt as a part-time sex slave for myself and my fiance for several months, but had recently found out that he was doing drugs on the side and wanted nothing more to do with him. Scott understood what I was working up to right away, and something in the back of my mind wondered if he'd done this before.
"You want me to take him off your hands and punish him?"
"Yeah," I said. "As far as I'm concerned, you can keep him, too."
"How?"
That's when I smiled. "I'm also the dispatcher at his work. I can send him up to your house, say first thing Monday morning... then all we'd need to do is retrieve the truck."
"That's no problem. I'll drive it back down myself."
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Monday afternoon, I got a quick phone call from Scott. I'd been expecting it, but not quite this soon. Nobody was in the office except for the other department's dispatcher, since it was just after one and most of the rest of the staff was out to lunch.