The next evening, the guests are in high spirits. The welcome party takes place in the "Reiterhof". This is the first house in town; a really tastefully furnished restaurant with fabulous cuisine, situated in the middle of our little city. Many citizens crowd around the large windows facing the market square. At least those who have not been personally invited. But to make sure no one misses out, small appetisers are distributed outside and so the atmosphere outside is not bad at all, while inside the main course is already being served. Some people wonder a little where Frau Wohlgeruch is, because she is actually the guest of honour, if not the hostess.
At any rate, Mr Wohlgeruch is enthroned at the head of the long table. To his left, the already familiar and very attractive Frau Bebend, and to his right, there is still a free seat. Finally, the host rises, taps his wine glass, smiles obligingly and speaks:
"Dear friends, thank you for coming to celebrate with me the end of this terrible abduction story. As you know, those were hard times for me, although in the meantime I have found happiness again in the form of this charming young woman, Miss Bebend. Please give a big round of applause for this wonderful lady!"
Miss Bebend stands up radiantly and makes a girlish curtsy, which strains the seams menacingly with her tight dress, and receives such a juicy slap on her fat bottom from Mr Wohlgeruch that it can be heard through the closed windows in the market square. The slap is so violent that tears spring to her eyes and her plump udders spill out of her wide-cut dress.
Fortunately, Mr. Sumpf, Mr. Wohlgeruch's personal butler, assists his master in this embarrassing situation by smacking the young woman right and left, then discreetly stuffing her obtrusively exposed tits back with a coarse grip and fastening them into her dress with alligator clips in such a way that, although they stick out grotesquely to the right and left, they nevertheless remain demurely covered by fabric and do not bother anyone with the sight of her swollen areolas. Applause murmurs all around. Applause for Mr. Sumpf, a straight-laced representative of the classical school of etiquette. Outside on the market square, people are enthusiastically knocking on the windows. The situation is saved once again! Miss Bebend is now sobbing to herself. But that doesn't help her now. She first behaved squeamishly and later obtrusively. Where do we get to! You can really feel sorry for Mr. Wohlgeruch, what the poor man has to put up with here in public! Not like that, no thanks!
But Mr. Wohlgeruch is a brave man and despite this disgusting, even outrageous incident, he does not let himself be put off his guard and continues smiling:
"So dear friends, as you see, dumb cunt remains pig cunt, there is not much you can do, but I will still take care of this stupid fuck sow so that next time she knows how to behave in company. But now to the actual topic: my dear wife!
As you know, she has had a hard time, and there is no denying that for the foreseeable future. What you and I can do is simply this: We should make it as easy as possible for her to return to her usual life. That means above all that we should not trouble her with unpleasant questions, but should pass over her present peculiarities with aplomb. May I just ask that the hall lights be extinguished? I think the candles will do." And now he raises his arm and shakes a little bell, "Dear darling, may I please!"
Slowly the hall door opens and hello hello, I guess you could say it was worth the wait. The dear treasure appears in the form of Frau Grimm, a slender, stern-looking lady who slowly and majestically pulls Frau Wohlgeruch into the hall behind her on a dog leash. The grace of the strict Mrs Grimm is so impressive that everyone present holds their breath before letting their curious eyes glide over the leashed appendage.