I stood there, enormously pregnant, naked, opened mouth, and soaked in my own piss. The elderly gypsy woman simply smiled, affectionately. I tried to speak, but was unable to form words.
"My dear, you seemed to have awoken prematurely," the gypsy said.
She guided me into the bathroom. I was in shock, and didn't resist. Then, she gently washed my legs off with a warm washcloth. I couldn't help staring. After a few minutes, I composed myself.
"How...why...are you here?" I said, voice trembling.
"I suppose some explanation is in order. What is the last thing you remember?" she said.
"I was home...standing in my bedroom...with Frank and Debbie. I was...in Frank's body. Wait...how did I end up like this?" I said, stammering.
She looked sad, and stroked my cheek, softly.
"You don't remember waking up at the cabin as Frank?" she said.
"No," I replied.
"My, my, then I do have my work cut out for me. Let's see, where to start. I guess the beginning is as good as anywhere. After you made your escape from the cabin, and left Ellen to the ants, her mother, Lady Helen, rescued her. Helen was quite upset with you, and sent security to your home to bring you back. When they encountered Frank with a taser, they guessed correctly that you had switched bodies with him. So, they brought you back here, unconscious. By the time you woke, Ellen had become so distraught over your betrayal, she refused to eat or sleep. So, Helen called me," the gypsy said, pausing.
"Wait, Lady Helen knows you? How, why?" I asked, bewildered.
"Simple. Helen is my daughter, and Ellen my granddaughter," she said.
I was stunned again. My mind raced, as I reexamined everything I thought I had known about all of them. The implications were staggering. I felt like a pawn in a chess game.
"When I arrived, I suggested that you be put with Ellen, in hopes that the two of you could reconcile. I wanted my granddaughter to find a way back from her melancholy. However, I hadn't anticipated..." she said.
"What?" I said, voice cracking.
"Sweetie, remember that you were Frank, a virile man. Let's just say that over time, you two made a baby," she said, flashing a grin.
I looked down at my protruding tummy. There was no way I had fucked Ellen. The gypsy noticed my expression of disbelief.
"I will admit, I did give both of you just a drop of the love potion," she said.
I nodded, seeing how that might have overcome my revulsion. Shit.
"But that doesn't explain how I ended up in Ellen," I said, shaking my head.
"My daughter, Lady Helen, was even more furious with you, when she found out. She couldn't stand the thought of Ellen having your baby. She went...mad, until I offered to switch your consciousness with Ellen's, so that you could carry and deliver the baby. She found that option...acceptable. After I made the transfer, she sent Ellen off to the ranch, and sedated you. That was nine months ago. You've been asleep ever since," she said.
I sat on the tub, shaking my head in disbelief. The baby kicked. The gypsy placed her hand on my tummy, smiling.
Angry, I stood up, and waddled into the bedroom. I began searching for clothing. There was none to be found. In utter frustration, I stomped my small foot. I must have looked pathetic.
"If you had clothing, where would you go? What would you do?" the gypsy inquired from the bathroom door.
"I don't know, but I'm not giving birth to this...baby!" I shouted.
"Sweetheart, you don't have a choice. Security will be here soon. They will sedate you again, then take you to the delivery room. You are two weeks past due. Lady Helen plans to induce birth," she said.
"Can...you...help...me?" I begged, exasperated.
"I wish I could. Helen is still rather angry. It's best to give birth, then I can hopefully get you back in Frank's body," she said, looking gloomy.
I heard the doorknob turn, and ran behind the bed. However, two large men speedily subdued me, and reinserted the IV. The last thing I remember was being strapped to a gurney.
When I awoke, I was in a brightly lit white room. I was on my back, apparently in a hospital bed. My feet were strapped in stirrups, far apart, and high above me. My arms were secured over my head. I was naked.
Several people in gowns stood around. Behind them, I could see Lady Helen, with her arms crossed. She looked determined, and a bit insane. A man dressed in scrubs approached.
"Good. You're awake," he said, sounding a bit too cheery.
Suddenly, my pelvic region contracted, painfully. A woman dressed dressed in scrubs was doing something between my legs. I was so exposed, so helpless.