"Ricky! Ricky, get in here!" Screamed Dani, my annoying younger sister.
That banshee was wailing at me from down the hall in the lounge. Mum and Dad had gone to the city for the weekend, and I was stuck at home with Dani and her annoying friend Alexis.
"Ricky, come here! We want to order the pizza!" Dani screeched.
I was lying on my bed, doom scrolling social media to avoid being out there with those two talking garbage. I rolled over and got to my feet and trod down the hallway. The two of them were sat out on the lounge, sprawled out with the TV blaring some trashy reality show. As I walked in, I could see the stupid, bitchy face Alexis was giving me, like she had the right to glare at me in my own home.
"What do you want, far out, stop yelling down the hallway," I said in irritation.
"We're hungry, we want you to order us pizza. Please, Ricky," she asked in a whiny, begging tone.
"Fine," I said, " but don't give me some annoying order. Also, I don't know if Mum and Dad left us enough money to order enough pizza for her," I said, shooting a jeering glance at Alexis.
Now, Alexis was by no means fat; the girls were in their pyjamas already, and the nights were still warm at this time of year. She had light brown hair, she was quite plain-looking yet somewhat cute, not tall, probably below average height. This made her voluptuous figure appear to make her a little chunky at times, but she was far from it. Her spaghetti string singlet top clung to her melon-size boobs, they barely hung at all. The top was short and somewhat rode up her midriff when she moved a certain way or sat in a particular position. She had on baggy, light shorts that only went halfway down her thick thighs, and they had frills around the seam. She obviously wasn't aware, but the way she had sprawled back on the lounge created a little viewing tunnel where I could just see that she had on little light blue panties.
"Fuck off, Ricky. Jesus, why is your brother such a dick!?" She spewed at me and then Dani.
"Whatever I said, just tell me what you want so I can order. Am I getting garlic bread and coke too, or what?" I said.
"Ugh, yes, obviously. We've got a little bottle of vodka, so we want the coke too mix with. Anyway, we will share a large pepperoni. Thanks, bye!" Dani ordered.
I walked back down to my room and pulled out my phone. I opened up the app and ordered the pizzas. I had a six-pack in the fridge and half a bottle of bourbon in the cupboard for later. Beer and pizza, not even those two idiots could ruin that. There was a new movie, a horror movie on Netflix, that was all the hype at the moment. So reluctantly, I had agreed to watch it with them tonight once the pizza arrived. The thought of the beer and already being up and about now made me thirsty, so I went down to the kitchen to grab one. I don't drink often, but sometimes I get the urge to have a few beers and relax with a little buzz.
As I walked down the hall, I saw my sister alone on the couch. Alexis had gone somewhere, probably to the bathroom. To my dismay, as I got to the kitchen, I saw her leaning over the bench next to the fridge. Her little shorts rode up slightly as she leant over, giving me a nice view of the crease of her ass cheeks where they met the back of her legs.
"If she wasn't so fucking annoying, I would love to pull those shorts to the side and eat her pussy from behind," I thought, while also realising that I was particularly horny today. I'd been working out a lot lately, which generally made me hornier than usual. She looked over her shoulder and then scowled at me.
"Ugh, I thought you were Dani," she spat at me.
"Pizza's on its way. Please stop trying to raid our cupboards for food. I know how hungry you get," I said mockingly.
"You're such a dickhead. I'm not even fat!" She bleated at me.
"Haha! Whatever," I replied as I grabbed a beer from the fridge. She barged me over as I went to close the fridge and grabbed one of my beers, cracked it, and started gulping it down before I could even respond. "Ugh, dumb bitch," I said as I turned and walked back down to the lounge room. I could hear her footsteps follow behind me.
The lounge room was decently large with a long L-shaped couch against the back wall and a recliner next to that. My parents bought a massive TV for the area, so it was, of course, the best place for a movie night. The couch had a few large cushions to make lying back even more comfortable, and you could really sink back into the lounge like you set them up right.
I always sat in the corner with my legs running back along the wall. My sister liked to curl up on the end of the couch against the arm with a big pillow to lean on. This left the long part of the couch pointing towards the wall as the remaining place to lay out on. It's not the best spot, and Alexis grumbled that she didn't want to sit there and instead wanted to sit next to Dani, but I got back to the couch first, and this was payback for stealing my beer. So I wouldn't budge, and Dani relented and told her she should just sit in the spot left for her.
Finally, the doorbell rang, and I wasn't about to get up to get the pizza and allow Alexis to jump in my grave and claim my spot, so I made Dani go and get it since I ordered it. I had the movie started on Netflix and paused on the opening credits while she got the pizza. Alexis lay stomach down along the couch toward the TV, her feet near my face. Her little shorts had risen up again, and the globes of her annoyingly hot, thick ass almost glowed in the dim light of the TV. The way the inner leg of her shorts sat created a thin line covering her slit but showing the bright blue cotton panties that covered her pussy as they tapered away into a g-string.
I was onto my third beer now, and I wasn't thinking as clearly as I should have been, and my mind began to wander at the sight of her. Not in any affectionate way, purely just objectively lustfully staring at a nice, thick ass and thinking about the pussy hiding behind those panties. I never looked at her this way before; maybe it was the drinking, or maybe I just needed to get some pussy. It'd been a bit of a dry spell lately.
We ate pizza, I drank more beer, and the girls had their vodka and coke. The movie was a cheap jump scare horror, so as usual, the hype for me at least left me disappointed. The girls, however, whether it was the vodka or the darkness of the room, were on edge. I kept glancing out the corner of my eye every time there was a buildup in tension or a jump scare, watching Alexis clench her ass and seeing it jiggle after the tension had passed.
