Hi guys. I've been writing nonstop for the past few days to get this next chapter finished, proofread and published. I hope you enjoy the next adventure in Gabby's ongoing struggle with Tom and Linda.
Thanks for the ratings/feedback for Ch. 08.
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Work has already commenced on Ch. 10 (The Haircut) so stay tuned.
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"They're here babe," Linda calls through to the lounge where Tom and I are waiting, and he looks over towards the direction of her voice.
I look up too, though she's obviously not talking to me. I'm sat on my beanbag in the corner of the room, wearing a hand selected pair of slovenly joggers and a baggy t-shirt. I don't move a muscle at the announcement. Tom throws me a warning glance from his seated position on the sofa. I found out only yesterday that Linda's mother and stepfather would be visiting today and was given a vibration-assisted crash course in what would be expected from me. In short, very little.
I am on strict instruction to keep quiet and 'behave myself' while their guests are here. Linda and Tom have promised to punish anything outside of these parameters accordingly.
I hear voices and a commotion at the front door, followed by footsteps descending down the hall, headed towards where Tom and I are waiting.
"I love this floor darling," an uppity female voice sounds. "You wouldn't expect such a nice entrance from outside." The front door closes, and heavier footsteps follow.
"And just look at these high ceilings. It seems so big in here compared to how it looks from the street! Not bad for a grotty little terrace, is it? All thanks to your improvements, I expect?" the voice continues, speaking volumes about the person talking. My gut instinct is to dislike her intensely.
A man's voice sounds in a thick Northern Irish accent. "Alright Lind? Ignore your mother kiddo. She's been bitching all the way down the M6. I knew you'd have got the place looking lovely."
There are rustling noises as they take their coats off.
"Did you put your foot down Daz?" I hear Linda asking, chirpily.
"Only when we hit the motorway kiddo," the Irish accent replies. "Everyone knows there's no speed limit on the motorway." I assume he must be joking, but I don't know anything about this man. Perhaps he's not?
"If that were the case Darren, why did you slam your brakes on every time we passed something mildly resembling a police car?" the haughty woman comments.
"He's an old boy racer at heart, aren't you Daz?" Linda giggles.
"Less of the old, eh kiddo? And I'll have you know, you never complained about my speeding when I was ferrying you round as a youngster! All your pals wanted a ride when they knew I was picking you up, didn't they?" the Irish accent argues back humouredly.
"They did. Their parents felt differently about the matter," Linda retorts. "Come on in. Tom's in the lounge. I'll take you through and then get the kettle on for us all. I'm afraid you'll have to excuse the mess."
I'm greatly confused by her last comment. The house is immaculate. Even more so than normal. She spent most of the morning cleaning, mopping, dusting and generally going over everything with a toothcomb. You'd need a microscope to find any 'mess'.
"Don't worry about it darling," the haughty woman backhandedly comments. "You haven't much time to keep a clean house with looking after that disastrous ex of his, have you? From what you've told me about her, she makes messes wherever she steps."
The footsteps get louder, moving closer, and a slim, blonde, middle-aged woman appears in the lounge doorway before stepping into the room. Her appearance matches her voice perfectly. She's hideously heavily made up, orange in pallor, with poorly chosen bright pink lipstick. I've always avoided makeup but even in my ignorance, I know that hers is not a good example.
Her desperate attempts to use mismatched cosmetics to conceal her wrinkles suggest a life of both sun and sunbed worshipping. She has a look upon her face of distaste, as if a bad smell permanently sits under her nose.
She turns her head towards Tom and her face creases into a wide smile. "Come here, you gorgeous thing," she calls over to him and holds her arms outstretched. Tom moves towards her and squeezes her tightly. She vocalises strangely from within his grip.
"It's lovely to finally have you round," I hear Linda saying from the hallway. "I'm sorry it's taken this long to invite you. Tom and I wanted all the renovations done before you saw the place."
A completely average man steps into the lounge from the hall and waits for the woman to finish hugging Tom. He immediately strikes me as being more softly spoken and self-aware than she is. I'd never put them together. Much like the woman's makeup; they seem poorly matched as a couple.
Tom pulls away from their embrace and extends a hand over to the man, who shakes it familiarly.
"I must admit, I was wondering when you'd let us see the place. I suppose there was a lot of clearing out to do after everything you told me about Tom's ex being a closeted hoarder last month," the haughty woman reasons.
"We cleared out everything unnecessary, didn't we Lind?" Tom grins. "Your daughter has impeccably high standards Wend," he schmoozes shamelessly.
"She gets that from me darling," the woman, I assume her name to be Wendy, crows. "I couldn't bear the thought of her living here in the disgusting condition it'd been in. You must be happier with it like this Tom?" she remarks.
"Oh absolutely," Tom confirms. "Linda's done a fantastic job of getting the place up to scratch. She did all the designing; I just did the heavy lifting. She's really turned this into a home for us. Yet another reason why I love her."
The whole farce of it is sickening. Tom never puts on airs and graces, yet somehow feels he needs to for this woman. It feels as though I'm looking at a total stranger while he's acting this way. Even more so than normal.
Wendy grins, showing off her glistening, unnaturally white veneered teeth.
"Just look at them Daz," she gloats to the Irishman. "Aren't they just a picture? They're perfect together."
I turn and look at the wall. In seeing Linda's mother now, I feel as though I have a somewhat better understanding of a few of her damaged perspectives.
"Aye. They are Wend," the man, Daz agrees. "You've picked a good one with our Lind, fella," he tells Tom.
Linda's mother, Wendy, turns and looks around the room, seeming to admire the hearth and all the framed photos of Tom and Linda on it, before moving her cold narrow eyes onto me and fixating.