You know how it is; much of your best thinking for the day is done whilst shaving in the early morning. Well, at least it is for me. I am not one of those modern types with the electric razor: no, I am a bit of a traditionalist, not traditional enough to use a 'cut throat' razor - though I believe they are very effective and cheap vis-à-vis razor blades - but nonetheless I do wet shave. A good hot wash of the face, a vigorous application of shaving soap with the old badger brush and away I go. Pulling my skin taut I slide the sharp steel over my face slicing away the whiskers - and most times I manage to do it without a nick or the sight of blood! Most times anyway... The result as smooth as a baby's bottom and with the application of an after shave balm as kissable a visage as any girl could wish for. Well that's my appreciation of the result anyway! But where are those girls?
What I was thinking one day, as I pulled the razor over my chin - and it was another of my good ideas - was what would it be like to shave, yes wet shave, the delightful mound of Venus of a girl and leave her smooth and hairless, just needing the application of some after shave balm or perhaps a stingy cologne after shave to complete the job. It seemed to me, as I approached that difficult area between my upper lip and nose, that there was considerable pleasure to be derived from the task. The opportunity to examine in detail, very carefully pull the skin and generally have carte blanche to wander one's fingers all over the girl's sex whilst shaving her. Most pleasant to do such a thing in time with the girl pleasantly reclining and exposed; chatting away as I worked. You can almost imagine the special barber's chair can't you?
The chair would have to recline and really the arms would have to be made so legs could be draped over them. "Good morning miss. Just slip those panties off and raise your dress (or slip off those jeans and panties) and hop up onto the chair. May I move this thigh? And the other one. There we are. Now let's see... um, well that is pretty wild. How would you like it? Oh all off - fine. Let's start with hot, damp towel. Oh, that made you jump!"
Naturally my thoughts did extend to the application of my own special balm. Yes, the girl still reclining and exposed: really exposed as now hairless and then my rigid cock inserted - by request of course and pounding away to release the balm you see! Coitus interruptus. But not before the young lady has nicely spasmed. The special balm released all over the newly shaved mound and pudenda - plenty of it - and then very carefully massaged all around.
Of course much of this depilation is done by other means than shaving. The hot wax, the depilation creams and so on. The dramatic pull to create the Brazilian and what of the sack and crack for the men? It brings tears to the eyes, does it not? But there is a need to reach the hair wherever it is.
But depilation by wax or whatever did not have the erotic appeal to me of careful shaving. As I rinsed my face and applied the balm, smiling at my reflection, I decided this was an exercise I should undertake - and I did not mean on me!
Who though? Cindy was obvious because she kept herself bare. I wondered if she did it herself, perhaps Carson did it or if she went to a salon. A shame for her to spend all that money. I would be happy to do it for free or, well, some suitable payment in kind involving that special balm I have already mentioned!
Other than Cindy, there were plenty of other girls I could choose from but somehow Nathan and Di came to mind. Perhaps the dark straight haired girl from the Downs might actually be even better than Di. Her curls were tight and dark. The other girl, Emma, with her rather sparse fair hair was hardly worth the bother - with a razor that is. Well, Di was plentiful enough with her dark curly hair down below and of course Nathan was particularly hairy right down to his balls. Should I annoy them again? Why not!
As I stood at the mirror and the washbasin I found my penis rising at the thought, knocking against the porcelain. The idea of intimately working at Di as she lay back - or had been lain back by me - frozen in time and unable to react as my razor worked, making her look like a little girl, rather pleased me.
Or would it be more amusing using the hot wax? Applying it thickly so it mingled in their pubic hair all ready to be ripped from them when it cooled. Fun to do it whilst they were engaged in sex. Imagine them tied up by me and me enjoying ripping the wax from them taking all their curls with the wax. Would I enjoy the pain they experienced? It was not a scene I had really thought about before. More usually my activities were discrete but, with them, they were more than aware of my existence and power.
Or perhaps encasing Nathan's soft cock in wax and then exciting him by what I was doing to the tied Di. The amusement of his encased penis trying to grow, but restrained. Perhaps finally the wax unable to take the pressure would crack under the strain and the penis break through like a chick escaping the egg. Potentially dramatic, potentially cinematographic! Imagine it with the right lighting, the hard shell of an apparently flaccid encased penis shivering and then (suitable sound effect) the shell shattering and the mighty male member rising up into the air, shivering, growing, seeking. Of course ideally an ejaculation would follow caught in slow motion: the penis rising to its full height having cracked from its shell, the knob swelling and then the stuff flying. What a marvellous image. What an unusual film!
I knew where they lived - the unpleasant couple - I had been there before of course. I resolved to go around that very evening - with my shaving kit.
In the meantime, as I stood there, naked, erect and freshly shaved, there was the immediate problem of me having got just a little worked up in my thoughts. Should it be back to bed and think about this and that as I worked my organ, should I perhaps have a nice little wank there with the cold of the porcelain under my balls or...
The 'or' got me. Water splashed onto my face and I was down the stairs and out of the front door in seconds. Wisely I stopped time as I opened the door. It would have been quite a shock to the two young women just walking past my door if I had stepped out and hurried up my front garden path towards them just as I was, naked and tumescent - albeit freshly shaved!
"Good morning," I said as I walked past them. "A nice morning for a fuck - you see the problem, how ready I am. I'm just popping around to my neighbour. She's very obliging and helps me out with my stiffness... unless, perhaps? Well, I suppose we have only just met."
A jolly me bounding up the stairs in Cindy and Carson's house, "It's me! Where are you?"
Carson in the bathroom doing just the same thing as I had been doing a few moments before - standing at the washbasin shaving. Naked like me but without the erection. Perhaps he was thinking about the day at work or... I reached out for his penis and drew back the foreskin. Ah, ha! A telltale stickiness; a slight oozing of viscous fluid; my friend had recently ejaculated.