Office parties can be fun or a bit of chore: they can also be very amusing. It had not been in my planning at all but Mike was just such a pain and when the opportunity presented itself, well it just seemed to be so perfect. But I get ahead of myself.
I had noticed Mike's absence later on at the party and that he seemed to have disappeared at the same time as Mary Sandford. Now I had had my suspicions but she was, after all, married and with young children. Yes, older than me and Mike but certainly good looking. I found them, having stopped time, in the filing room - that cliché of the office party - and they were not just discussing a case. His hand inside her bra, one breast revealed and another hand up her skirt; his fly open and his cock in her hand. None of my business really what they did. After all I was not exactly one to talk about morals and not playing with married women. I had been watching Dharini a lot that very evening and thinking, well, just thinking. Actually I had also been watching 'Tufty,' I mean Amanda, a lot as well that evening and thinking her tuft and I should get reacquainted.
The idea came idly at first, merely as an amusing image but the thought grew and seemed to take on a life of its own. I have some experience of undressing girls but not men - other than myself. Quite a bother really but after some work I had him as I wanted; tiresome, no, let's be honest, bully Mike naked and, importantly, fully erect in the filing room.
Not easy carrying Mike - he was certainly quite a weight - into the party and setting him up naked and erect in the middle of the dance floor but everyone's reaction and particularly his was a hoot when time restarted. Sweet revenge. Nobody likes being laughed at but his face was such a picture as the whole party pointed and just creased up. It was not that his cock was small: it was just that seeing him like that in so the wrong situation was just too hilarious. Naked, erect and with a pretty ribbon tied as a bow on the end - quite tightly actually, I had seen to that - was just such a sight! Well the erection was already going as he ran back to the filing room to Mary who would, no doubt, be completely at a loss to account for his disappearance. I don't know if they completed what they had been planning on doing. Certainly I did not see Mike again that night!
Perhaps I should have given him and Mary a bit longer and waited until they were at it so I could have presented him wet as well on the dance floor and enjoyed Mary in his stead back in the filing room. But it was Amanda I was thinking of and it was Amanda and Derek I went home with - not that they realised, of course, anymore than they knew I joined them in the flat and the bedroom. And joined with Amanda of course!
Amanda was too tired for sex - which was a shame perhaps for her boyfriend but not really for me! Derek cannot have been too frustrated in reality. Not for him a quiet little wank after Amanda had dropped off. No, he was asleep pretty much as his head touched the pillow and it was about the same for her. It could have been quite amusing. Derek frozen in time with his hand on his erection. Me sneaking in and fucking Amanda and then him carrying on with his wank completely unaware that his girlfriend asleep beside him has just been fucked! Even funnier perhaps to have stopped time just at the moment of his ejaculation and me fucking his girlfriend with him next to me with his semen in the air! All assuming there was enough light to see the event, of course.
With them sound asleep it was easy enough to turn the bedside light on before stopping time. I don't know about you, assuming you are male of course, but I like the feel of my genitalia out in the open: swinging free so to speak. Walking naked across to Amanda in her bedroom I felt particularly conscious of it all, not that it was swinging - it hardly was going to do that in the aroused state - but it just felt so weighty, swollen and manly. I had a need and Amanda could help. I peeled back the sheets and looked down at their naked bodies. Very nice, even nicer to have seen them engaged in sex, of course.
Perhaps I should try that with a couple: find them asleep and wait for the man to have an erection. Well, it happens during the night quite a few times apparently and not just when you wake up. And put the couple together - probably using some lube - and see what happens. Of course neither might wake up and nothing happen but it might lead seamlessly to full intercourse or both being completely surprised. "What do you think you are doing?" "I don't know, I must have been dreaming." "A bit more than dreaming!" OR the man waking up and just carrying on: but what if just the woman woke up and the man was a heavy sleeper and what if she liked it. Imagine that, she turning him over onto his back and she fucking him and him fast asleep - perhaps even getting him to cum asleep - a wet dream. Presumably possible. Interesting research for me - Time Stop Man! Could I write up the experiment for some journal?
Anyway there were Amanda and Derek and he was not tumescent - rather he was out for the count and Amanda was clearly no more awake than he. It was of course 'Tufty' I was looking the more at. Derek's body was fine enough if you like that sort of thing and certainly you would not call his bottom flabby or his penis and balls small but whilst I am sure his bottom hole did not look any different to Emily's really it was so much more interesting to look at Amanda!
What a sight! Enough to make me want to wank and come just looking at her; my ejaculation splashing onto those so pale nipples that, even in repose, looked like the upturned noses of little piggies eager to play, her nearly hairless young girl cleft with just that tuft of fair hair growing from the slit. Quite wonderful and tempting, actually, to get some scissors and cut it off and take it home with me leaving her completely naked (Hmmm, collecting pubic hair now that would be an unusual hobby. Carefully sticking it in a big leather bound book with a neatly written account of the date, location and circumstances of the collection. Decidedly kinky and odd). Tempting but no. I looked and admired. Her pretty smooth young limbs and her lovely face all in repose with her eyes shut, her long straight fair hair cascaded around the pillow. I stood just staring and wanking gently - well wouldn't you?
Lovely to reach with no risk of objection; no risk of Amanda waking or anything out of time; lovely to touch those pale little nipples and then to nibble and pull. None of which did anything for the weighty feeling at my thighs!
"I am sorry Miss Close but I need to inspect your vulva; when did you last use it; yes I do mean when did you last engage in sexual intercourse? We do need to know this for our files. And was it with this young man? Did he make you come? It is very important for young ladies to be regularly exercised and have plentiful orgasms. He didn't? That is not good: but I suppose he did come himself? Yes, I thought so. Well, we shall see what I can do. Yes, Miss Close, I do mean that! Please open your thighs as if readying yourself for intercourse. Because that is what we need to do."
So fun being able to play act with Amanda's unresisting body. So nice to separate Amanda's thighs and take another look at her sweet pudenda, so pink and hairless, not with the swelling of lips that I had seen the other day but the labia major all closed and protecting, just a little poking through of inner lips up around her clitoris - so sweet to see that poking out. Well, all this would not do. My hand reached for some suitable cream. Amanda needed oiling up ready for what I was about to do. A little more spreading of the thighs and I set to work.
"You do realise Miss Close how important it is to be prepared properly for intercourse. If your boyfriend rushes too much then perhaps you need assistance - manual assistance with a special lubricating cream. I have some to hand. It is sometimes nicer to have a girlfriend undertaking the preparation as she will know so much more what is right - but do call me any time to help. Of course, I shall need release as well..."
