A couple of weeks ago on a Friday night, one of my recent fantasies came true but not how I ever expected it to. My cousin, John and his second wife, Satana (the female version of Satan as my wife calls her. LOL) went out drinking with several friends. They all consumed way too much alcohol and not were in any condition to be behind the wheel.
I was in bed with my wife in a deep slumber when I was awaken by the phone ringing. It was Satana asking if I could pick them up at the bar and drive them home. She asked me to bring my wife's suburban as they had a group needing a ride.
I said, "Give me about 10 minutes to get dressed and I would be right there."
I woke my wife and told her what was going on and for her to go back to sleep as she had to work the next morning. I dressed and left my house to pick them up. When I arrived, I found six drunken people sitting by the building. They all climbed into our suburban and off we went. I dropped off the first couple, then the next couple and was soon on the way to John and Satana's house. I look over and they are both passed out cold. Great -- now I get to deal with this too. When I pulled into their driveway and stopped the car -- I had to find a set of keys to gain entry into their house and neither of them was going to be any help. I finally grabbed Satana's purse and fished out her set of keys. I took the keys and opened the front door before returning to the car to get both of them. Since John was by the door, I grabbed him and dragged him into the house first. He made it to the middle of the living room before he vomited on my jeans and shoes. I was pissed off now but it was too late to do anything but continue on into the bedroom where I dropped him onto the bed.
I went back to the car to retrieve Satana before I lost my temper. I managed to get her into the house and into the bedroom without getting more vomit on me, so that was a good thing. With both of them passed out on their bed I went and cleaned up the mess in the living room. I decided it would be best to call my wife and let her know what happened and that I would be a little while as I had to get cleaned up and wash and dry my jeans. Since she had to leave for work soon and I did not want to get any vomit in the car, I needed to wash and dry my jeans. I told her to go ahead and drive my truck to work and that I would switch vehicles later if I needed to. She agreed and we said our goodbyes.
I went to their bathroom to find something to wear while my jeans were in the washer and dryer. The only thing that I could find was a silky robe hanging on the back of the bathroom door. It was obviously belong to Satana as it was dark pink and very short. I almost decided to forget the washer and dryer but I could not take the stink of vomit on me any longer. I stripped off my shoes and socks followed by my jeans. Since I went commando when I got the phone call, I had no underwear to help cover myself. I grabbed the robe off the hook and slipped it on. That's when I noticed that there was also a matching baby-doll nightie and matching g-string panties hanging on the hook. What I should mention at this time is that I have been a closet crossdresser for many years and this was a huge turn on for me. I knew that it was wrong so I pushed the urge out of my head to try the outfit on, at least for now.
I grabbed my jeans and removed everything from the pockets and ran them and my socks to the washer and started the load. When I returned to the bathroom I could still smell the vomit on me, so I knew that a shower was in order. I stripped off the robe and my shirt. Now completely naked, I stepped into the shower and turned on the water. Not an easy thing to do when the washing machine was taking most of the water pressure but I made due with what I had to work with. I noticed an empty douche bottle in the shower and could not resist the urge to clean myself completely. I often do this with the used douche bottles that my wife leaves in the shower. I like to be clean if I ever get the opportunity to have some anal fun. So far that has only consisted of using my wife's toys on myself while dressed in her lingerie, which is what I planned to do as soon as I made it home. This would just save me some time later. As I cleansed myself I thought more about Satana's lingerie hanging only feet away from me. The more that I thought about it, the more that I thought about her. She is a beautiful woman other than being such an absolute bitch most of the time.
The more that I thought about it, the hornier that I got. Too bad Satana did not have any toys in here that I could use. I really needed something in my ass soon. I finished the shower and stepped out and dried off. I reached for the robe to put it on again and stopped to admire the baby-doll again. My resolve to not try it on had now completely faded away. I had to try it on. I grabbed it off the hook and stepped into the g-string panties and then followed that with the babydoll. The outfit was almost a perfect fit. I looked at myself in the full length mirror as I spun around to check out my ass. I was now completely on fire. I had to find something to satisfy the fire of desire in my ass. I grabbed the robe and put it on and slowly opened the bathroom door. Looking out to make sure that no one was out there. I quickly slipped out and headed for the kitchen in search of a cucumber of something else that I could use to take care of fire inside of me.