"Gentlemen patrons of Mountain Oyster's Bar and Grill," Professor Dong announced over the sports bar's speaker system, "welcome to Cock Whore Academy's Annual Cum Slut Rodeo. Tonight, our 2017 Class President, Miss Emma "Stupid Cunt" Michaels, will be defending her title as the biggest cock whore in our fine school, against one of the brightest new challengers we've encountered in a long time, Miss Anna "Spunky" Jones."
"For those of you who are witnessing this annual challenge for the first time," continued Dong, "please let me take a moment and explain the rules and procedures of this evening's contest. Each of our cock whores will have thirty minutes to ride Bucky, Mountain Oyster's very own mechanical bull. If she falls off before that time, she will not, I repeat not, have a second chance to mount the saddle and continue her ride."
"Secondly, as many of you will know, these sluts are not just being challenged to stay on Ol' Bucky for up to half an hour. His saddle has been fitted with a Sybian masturbator, the last word in female masturbation devices, and both girls are going to try to best each other for the highest number of orgasms, vaginal and clitoral, they can achieve in a half hour period. A series of electrodes will be placed on our contestants' foreheads, breasts, and labia, in order to scientifically gage the number of orgasms they are experiencing. An electric tally will be displayed on the scoreboard mounted on the wall behind us."
"Furthermore, if either of our contestants can break the multiple orgasm record set by Jamie "Clit-tastic" Silverstein here five years ago, who achieved a mind-boggling forty-five orgasms before she passed out and slid off Bucky onto the sawdust-covered floor, that slut will net a cash purse of one hundred thousand dollars...which has been generously donated by this year's sponsor of the Cock Whore Academy's Cum Slut Rodeo, Mr. Joe Bandonelli of "Joe's Fuck Me Pumps Shoe Store -the shoe store for girls who are heels over head in love."
"And now, to determine who will be the first to ride Ol' Bucky, we are going to have Stupid Cunt and Spunky suck off Joe and his son, Randy. The first cock whore who can show this audience a mouthful of cum will be the one to go first in the 2017 Cock Whore Academy Cum Slut Rodeo Challenge."
"Stupid Cunt? Spunky? -Where are you sluts? ...Gentlemen, let's give our two lovely contestants a big Mountain Oyster's Bar and Grill round of applause."
And with that, Anna Jones and Emma Michaels exited the 'Cowgirls'' washroom at the back of the bar and made their way through a cheering, and already somewhat drunken, throng of appreciative male patrons. -Most of these patrons of the Mountain Oyster's Bar and Grill had witnessed several of these Cock Whore Academy Rodeos before, and they did their very best to grab a tit, or slap an ass, or otherwise cop a feel of the girls' young bodies, as they nudged their way through the crowd towards the stage and Ol' Bucky, the mechanical bull.
In keeping with the Country and Western theme of the bar, both girls wore beautifully tooled leather cowboy boots, with matching belts, holsters, and six guns. Both sported straw cowboy hats, with bandanas in the tartan of the Cock Whore Academy knotted around their necks. In addition to that, both Anna and Emma wore decorative turquoise necklaces, depicting a huge erect penis, and a pendulous set of balls. -"It looks like they modelled this dick after Professor Dong's fat cock, and these balls after the huge nutsack on my Uncle Bob," Anna had joked nervously to her best friend Kathy, who was helping her put on her makeup and her cowgirl outfit in the washroom.