"This story contains a description of a sexual encounter that initially begins without consent. If it happened in real life, it likely would be a crime. If that isn't your thing, I would recommend skipping this story. Do not try any of this at home. This is a work of fiction. All characters are over 18 years old."
County Sheriff Tom Carson was excited for his weekend. His 22-year-old son Carl was bringing home his new girlfriend to meet him and his wife. This was his son's first serious relationship, and he was proud of his son. From everything Carl told him, Sara was a great girl: smart, accomplished, hard-working, and quite beautiful (based on some cheeky Instagram stalking).
Carl had arrived the prior night and brimmed with excitement to introduce his girlfriend. Sara would drive up this morning. Tom had a big surprise planned for her. He had always fancied himself a bit of a prankster, and for his latest prank, he planned to pull over Sara as soon as she drove into the county and give her a bit of a hard time before revealing he was Carl's dad and that it was all a joke. He loved screwing with his friends and family. Even when they didn't love it, it made him laugh.
He knew what road she'd be driving in, roughly the time of day, and what model of car she drove. Tom was practically giddy as he positioned his patrol car behind a billboard on the road into the county. Not 15 minutes later, Sara's bright red Dodge Durango shot past. Tom turned on his sirens and lights and took off after her.
Sara's heart sank as she noticed the police car behind her. She knew she was in big trouble because she had been so busy with school and getting ready to meet Carl's parents that she had let her driver's license and car registration lapse. She had planned to clear everything up next week. She just needed to make it a few days without getting pulled over, but here was the world's most inopportune traffic stop. She was trying to guess what the penalty for this might be. Would she get arrested or detained? She honestly didn't know.
She pulled over her car and checked her hair and makeup in the mirror. Her shoulder-length blonde hair was in a neat ponytail, and her 45 minutes of makeup to look like she wasn't wearing makeup was perfect. Maybe she could play the cute dumb blonde and charm her way out of it. Her heart pounded and felt like it might jump out of her chest.
In the rearview mirror, she saw a wall of a man approaching from the police car. He looked to be about 6'4'' and broad-chested like a lumberjack. His salt and pepper hair suggested he was in his mid to late 40s, and his mustache and stubble framed a serious scowl. He knocked aggressively on her window. Sara smiled sweetly and asked, "Hello, officer, how can I help you?"
Tom barked back, "That is 'Sheriff,' not 'officer,' young lady. Get your little ass out of that car and come around to the front so we can discuss what you've done."
Sara's hopes of charming her way out of this were crushed. With a mix of anxiety and fear, she walked towards the front of the car as Tom trailed behind her. Tom struggled to keep a straight face. Sara struggled not to cry.
"I am so sorry, Sheriff. Now I know I was wrong to let my license and registration lapse, but I was planning on fixing everything on Tuesday," she said with a shaky voice, instantly regretting confessing this information. Why couldn't she think straight under stress? It was perhaps her greatest flaw.
Tom thought he had hit the jackpot. Now, he didn't need to make up a pretext for pulling her over. He'd just use those transgressions to get her all wound up before letting her in on the joke. He could tell it wouldn't be hard based on how scared she already was, but that just meant it would be even more of a relief when he let her in on the joke.
"Do you have any idea what we do to scofflaws in this county? Put your hand on the hood of the car where I can see them."
He stood over her, letting his size intimidate the 5'2'' 21-year-old blonde. He grabbed his walkie-talkie and pretended to hit the talk button, "This is Unit 50, requesting backup. We have a suspect who just confessed to an 182 and a 311 in progress." This was all nonsense. None of those were real police codes in this jurisdiction.
Sara complied without even thinking, placing her palms flat on the hood of her car obediently. "Oh my god, he's calling for backup. I must really have fucked up. This is so bad. I am totally getting arrested. Carl's parents are going to think I am a criminal," she thought to herself. She was almost hyperventilating. With every breath, it felt like her chest would rip through her dress.
"I'm going to need to frisk you. You're not hiding any weapons, are you?"
"Oh no, sir. Of course not"
"Don't lie to me!"
"I'm not lying. Please! I don't have any weapons!" she cried out, using every bit of willpower to hold back the tears welling up inside her.
"What about drugs? I know a druggie when I see one. What are you on?"