A/N: Hey. Hey. HEY!
This is from Liam's point of view.
Don't say I haven't warned you.
Say It
"What, this isn't real enough for you?" I groaned, as I put down yet another jar in the honey store.
A honey store. A
honey
store.
Fuck, I didn't even know these things existed!
Kim uncovered another jar, daintily teetering over the vat, as though she just realized her baby bump got in the way of stooping down. She dipped the wooden ladle into the pot and watched as the dark amber strands melt back into the liquid. The shopkeeper watched her anxiously, and I didn't blame him. She had already tried twelve- tasting, smelling, looking for I don't know what - and yet she didn't seem satisfied. Sheer unhappiness was etched on her face.
She had gotten even weirder after becoming pregnant, I realized. Always lost in her thoughts, trying to explain things that she herself didn't seem to comprehend. I gave up asking her what was wrong after a week.
"Oh... I'm sorry, this just isn't really- I can't really explain myself -"
Poor thing looked on the verge of tears again. I smiled back at her, but she totally misunderstood it, because she immediately scrunched up her face and looked down. Stupid girl.
"Oh no, madam has impeccable taste! Most don't appreciate the fine nuances between forest and farm honey, much less the flower they're from!" said the shopkeeper, clearly trying to save a sale before it came to nothing.
There's only so much I can take of this. I cleared my throat, eyeing the shopkeeper.
"I think you better start covering the labels before Madam Hipster here starts asking for weirder flavors."
"You think I'm lying?" she suddenly snapped. Oh boy. I turned to face her again. Yes, she was now angry again...
"Oh God!" she cried. "I just want what's best for the baby and my mind- my gut tells me this is not it. It's too woody, too dusky." Her hands danced, as though trying to mime what she meant.
I wish I could say I didn't understand her, but I actually did. My little rabbit ran her whole life on her instincts and impulses, and those always seem to serve her well. It led her to me, after all. But we're not animals, and I needed to know what she specifically wanted.
"From the fear of sounding too...simple, pray tell us WHAT do you want your honey to taste like?"
I watched as she literally lightened in front of me. Yep, ask the right question and you'll find the right solution...
"It should feel like molten gold and taste like sunshine...just light, and honey," she twittered.
Fuck this shit.
"Feel like molten gold?" repeated the shopkeeper, probably as flabbergasted as I was.
"Would you like me to dip his hand in molten gold so he can approximate your guess?" I asked, unable to keep the snark down.
The shopkeeper laughed nervously as he ran back into the back of the shop. She narrowed her eyes, setting the cover over another jar. I shrugged.
"Really? You had to say that?" she asked coldly.
"I'm sorry babydoll, I really want you to get what you want," I explained. And I want to get out of here. And the shopkeeper was an idiot. He was looking at her funny. "But it looks like you're asking for something-" I waved my hands the same way she did before.
"But I want it," she pouted, resting a hand over her belly, her almond eyes opening wide.
Now and then she did something so fantastic, that I'd have to step back, just so I didn't launch myself at her and take her right there. Fuck, Lord knows how many times I've almost done it.
She was wearing a long sleeved, tight little black dress. It showed off her sweet creamy shoulders and her knees and legs. The material accentuated her pretty little butt and best of all, her pushed-out baby bump. The bump I made. She was carrying my seed, showing it proudly to the world, and she looked fucking gorgeous doing it.
"Little rabbit," I half-pleaded, "You don't even know what 'it' is!"
"Maybe this is it" said the shop keeper, setting a small glass jar onto the counter and uncovering it. It was hardly bigger than a regular glass. "This honey is from the hilly rainforests of Indonesia..." he dawdled on, while I watched her curiously dip the ladle, and let a thick glob fall onto her wrist. She licked it, her tongue first flicking, then lapping it up, like...
I stiffened as I remembered her tongue lapping similarly over my engorged member. Her hair fell across her shoulder like it did now, her lids lowered as if in some sort of holy concentration, my cum dripping from the corner of her apple lips because my little baby's mouth was too small...
She let another drop fall onto her wrist again, I watched her rub it into her skin, and I imagined her rubbing my cum into the slopes of her breasts, delighted, fascinated, mesmerized and now, I had to stop her.
"Babydoll, what are you doing?" I asked, slightly breathless.
"Oh no, actually, that's an excellent way to judge the purity of the honey!" said the shopkeeper excitedly. "Pure honey melts into the skin- well, here's another way-" and he suddenly grabbed my arm, and ran a streak of what looked like chalk on it. I looked at him angrily but then he had looked away to grab a wooden stick.
I looked back at Kim, who was looking expectantly at me, and then back at the shopkeeper.
"Now, if we rub this slaked lime with pure honey, it should burn," he said, with a slightly wicked smile. He proceeded to rub the honey into my skin with the stick. First I felt nothing. Then I felt something- maybe it was the friction of the wood against my skin, and the warmth gradually increased until suddenly, I felt as though my skin was set on fire.
I pulled back my arm, despite myself. The shopkeeper dutifully handed me a wet towel, and as I rubbed it off, I noticed that my skin was visibly angered to a bloody red.