Everyone in this story is over 21. Everything about this story is wrong. As far as I am aware, such a contract is not legal anywhere I have ever lived. But then, I'm not a lawyer. It is a warning to always read every page of any legal document.
"It is so obscene," Tina shouted. "Whenever Dad snaps his fingers, no matter what she is doing, Mom goes to him, gets down on her knees and sucks his penis. She's been doing it for as long as I remember! It isn't right!"
"There must be a reason for it," her brother Dave replied. "Perhaps she really loves doing it?"
"It is gross," she retorted. "There is no reason for a woman in this day and age, to suck her husband's penis whenever he wants. Tim," she added, "you wouldn't demand I suck you off any hour of the day, would you?"
"Well," replied Tim, "I must admit I do enjoy your blowjobs."
"TMI!" shouted Dave.
"But," Tim continued, "I would never expect you to do it just because I snapped my fingers, like your Father does."
"Come on," retorted Dave. "You know all men love BJ's more than pussy." Then he laughed.
"That's because most men," sneered Tina, "don't care about satisfying their partners, arsehole."
"Of course, my love," replied Tim, smiling at Dave and winking, in a way that Tina couldn't see him doing it. "But you sometimes insist on giving them to me. What was it you said? 'If those wigglers are in my stomach, they are not fertilizing my eggs?'"
"We are not talking about me," Tina replied.
"Yes," David replied, "Please don't!"
"But about my parents! Any hour of the day or night," Tina continued, "Dad just snaps his fingers and she immediately runs to him and sucks him off. When I asked her she even admitted to waking him in the mornings sucking him off and often slept suckling his penis. I think that is the first memory of my mother! She was breast feeding me, he snapped his fingers and she put me down to do it."
"I'm three years older than you, Tina," Dave replied, "and I doubt you would remember such a thing. I certainly do not. I don't think they ever did it until after I was 18, and I know they never did it in front of you until you were over eighteen either."
"OK, that is true." she replied, "Perhaps I was taking it too far as an analogy, it was too much. But I am sure my earliest memories is of her slobbering over his cock."
"Earliest memory after you turned an adult," Dave retorted.
"And you were the one that said to never use that term, cock?" Tim said.
"Not between us, my love," she replied.
"Still TMI!" Dave injected. "Mom and Dad seem to love each other very much. I've heard Mom propositioned many times, over the past three years especially after she blew him in a restaurant or in church, and she always turns them down stating she loves her husband."
"That's another thing," she said. "How can they get away with it in public?"
"I don't know, but remember, she is always hidden under that blanket she carries all the time in that bag when she does it." Dave said. "I know when I was about nine, when the new police chief, Sheriff Roach, was elected, there was a threat of public nudity. I don't know much about it, because I never saw anything, but Dad said, quite rightly apparently, that she couldn't be seen by anyone. Then he handed the police chief some papers. Once he read them, he let them go."
"That bag is part of the blanket, idiot," Tina said. "And I don't believe that is true."
"It's true," Dave replied, holding his hand over his heart. "I was there. I remember it because the Police Chief got married about two months afterwards, and Dad was his best man and I carried the rings. You were in the church crèche at the time. And I never saw her on her knees until after I was eighteen. I don't think you did either."
She sniffed. "You are right. But it isn't right for her to do it anyway."
"Mrs Roach seems very happy in her marriage too," Tim said. He was a very junior policeman, having only started in his job a few months before. "She comes over at lunchtime every day, bringing him his meal, and when she leaves she always has a smile on her face. If he stays late, or is on a stakeout, she does the same, for breakfast and dinner. She seems very happy."
"It is just weird," Tina replied, before changing the subject, asking. "Why are you here today? I thought you were supposed to be at work?"
"The chief gave me the day off," he replied. "Said I needed to talk to your Dad about our marriage, the pre-nuptial you want me to sign and our honeymoon."
"Yes," Tina said. "Dad is very insistent on pre-nups. He had me going over some examples of them with me earlier this week. You sign mine, if you cheat on me, you lose everything, and I mean everything."
"I'll never cheat on you," Tim replied. "I'd sign one with that, without even reading it."