[Features: Portals, rape, unaware, sex toys.]
Hah hah hah.
"Get back here!"
"I said I was sorry!"
"YOU!"
OH god hah hah hah, I was out of shape but if that lady catches me I'll probably end up in jail. I mean, come on! So I might have, maybe, possibly put a camera on the stairs. That's not a crime, right? Maybe? Probably? Okay fine, recording women walking by in skirts was probably illegal for some reason or another, but come on! It was just harmless fun.
Well, until this lady noticed me picking the camera up after she had walked by a few minutes ago...
Curse intelligent women!
I turned down an alley quickly and near the end, there was a door in the side of a building. Probably a back entrance into an apartment building or something. I grabbed for it, hoping beyond hope, and apparently I got lucky as the door was unlocked. I quickly went inside and closed the door behind me. With any luck, the women from before wouldn't have noticed I went this way...
Though I had dropped my camera at some point so really, I felt this whole day was a wash.
I turned back around to see where I was and my eyes nearly popped out of my head. I was in a store and not some back entrance of it. It looked like I had entered the front lobby but I was fairly sure that was impossible. But that paled in comparison to what I saw before me. There were colorful things zipping around, a bunch of things in jars, masks, what looked like wands and staffs, things that all looked unique. It was like I had stumbled onto a...
"Welcome to Mazzio's Curiosities!"
I nearly jumped out of my skin as I heard a female's voice from behind me. I turned around and saw a woman standing before me. She had a weird feathered black mini coat on that only reached to midrift, a shirt that read "I ♡ Curio" that didn't cover her stomach, a black hat that made me think of a witch's or pimp hat or some fusion of both, a silver necklace that looked to have a... fairy? frozen in amber on it, and black pants with stars on them. Not stars as in the 5 point stars, but a variety of glowing, rotating, moving, colorful sphere's. As if someone had taken actual stars, shrunk them down and somehow fused them with the fabric.
She had warm tanned skin and a predator's smile. She was also about a foot taller than me.
I didn't know what was happening any more but I got the distinct sensation that I was in danger.
Her smile widened.
"Now now, let's not stand in the lobby my dear boy. Come with me, there's many sights and things to see."
She walked past me and I was stuck there, frozen, not moving a bit. Till she looked back at me and I figured that following was safer than telling this woman no.
"Ah, I see you've stumbled upon me by chance. Well not to worry, after you choose something from here, you are free to leave!"
That sounded like a lot of threat there.
I saw a tentacle in a jar as I passed by and what looked like an ice crystal the size of my head that was... breathing? This story was definitely not normal.
"Where, what, what is this place?"
"Why, I've already said! It's Mazzio's Curiosities! Where you can find all sorts of odd's and bob's for your many needs! Do you want a wand that summons poodles? How about a fairy that does all your chores? Very popular that one. How about a picture book that traps souls or a rice cake that gives you jaw strength of five hounds?"
"Wait, what was that about trapping souls?"
She turned back to me and gave me a smile. A predatory smile and I was reminded that I was not safe in this, in this magical store. I'd probably freak out about this later but right now my mind was merely screaming "AHHHHHHHHHHH" and "I"M IN DANGER." over and over on repeat in my head. I'd always been pretty good at shoving all of that stuff away when need be and I needed it all shoved away right now.
The woman, Mazzio? Was staring at me and began to pout a little.
"Aw, that's no fun. I hate the kids with suppression as a defense mechanism. It's so much better when you all panic."
"I, I don't understand. I'm also 23..."
"Yes yes" she waved away "A child by most standards."
My head was starting to hurt.
"I just, I just have to choose something and I can go right?"
"Yes, absolutely! We have so many wonderful options for you to choose, so, and think deeply here. What do you want?"
"I, how am I supposed to answer that? I have no idea what you have."
"Ah ah ah, nope, you've got it wrong. Don't think about what I have, think about what you want. I'm no genie" Those assholes, she muttered "but I have such a wide variety, it's better to start with what you want. What drives you? What fuels you? What do you want to gain?"
Thinking was absolutely not going to happen right now so I just said whatever I was thinking at the time.
"Sex."
She blinked and looked at me.
"Oh?"
She waited, I felt like I had to say more or something but I didn't know what to say.
"I could use a new toy I guess."
The old one was kinda lame.
She just blinked again and then smiled.
"I think I've changed my mind about those who suppress their emotions as a defense. They can give such funny answers. All the world is possible and you choose a sex toy. Not something to make you an incubus or irresistible or a literal sex magnet, no. You choose a toy. Well, very well! Let me come and show you the best toy that no money can buy!"
With that she practically, well, honestly I can't actually tell you what she did. She kinda danced away and suddenly we were at her counter and she was behind it, with a black box in her head.
"Feast your eyes on this my young friend! It's the Portal X 9000. Simply turn the knob, choose the setting, and it'll be the real thing! It has 3 selections, of mouth, ass and vagina. No clean up necessary! Simply turn it off. With this, you'll be cumming your brains out, not literally, in no time!"
My head was really starting to hurt.
"Ah ah, it seems you better take it now before reality crashes into you."
She pushed it towards me and I grabbed it. Suddenly, I found myself facing the door and walking outside. Before I left, I heard Mazzio calling me one last time.
"Oh and Mark?"
I looked back.
"Beware the consequences."
And then my world faded to black.
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I woke up with a start, patting all around me. Just a dream. A really, really weird dream. I layed back on my bed and looked at my desk by chance. My heart froze like a layer of ice had wrapped around it. Like the deepest arctic chill had breathed directly into my chest and taken resident there as my stomach became a tomb.
There, sitting on my desk, was the toy from the dream.
"It was real..."
It was all real. I hadn't dreamt it. It hadn't been some imagined delusion or something insane or crazy. The proof was sitting right in front of me. I began to hyperventilate. The woman, the magic, the impossible stuff of it all, it was all Real.
I freaked out, there might have been a little screaming, definitely a decent amount of panicking, before I finally calmed down and could finally get my thoughts in order.
Magic was real, no, at the very least, that place was real. That woman, that shop, it was all, it existed. And...
My eyes shot a look at the toy.
I owned a piece of it. What had she said? What had she said? She said it was like the real thing right? That's...that's it? That it had three options, that it's like the real thing and it didn't need to be cleaned. That's not so bad right? It's nothing crazy or impossible, it's just really good right?
I'll admit, maybe I had more curiosity than sense. Maybe I was just feeling numb and was giving into base impulses but, wouldn't you be curious of what it could do too?
I picked it up and it was, plain. A black cylinder. Long, sure, but not that long. 8 inches maybe? Decently wide. With a light black ring around the base. Despite being a smooth cylinder it felt pretty easy to grip. I took the cap off and it was just flat black. A wall of plastic. Well, maybe plastic, who knew with this thing. On the back there were four squares. Each square had a little symbol next to it, making it pretty obvious what they were. A pair of lips, an ass, and a vagina. The last switch was just an on/off switch.
I turned it on and the light around the base started to glow a light black. I saw light coming from where the flat wall of the front used to be and now it was a glowing, swirling, white. I very, very carefully decided to poke it, but it was still a flat wall. I decided to start simply and clicked the vagina button.
The swirling white changed until, I was looking at a vagina. It looked exactly like a real vagina. I again, very carefully poked it and it felt, well, I thought it felt like a real vagina. I didn't exactly have much experience. Or any, really. I kept poking it, rubbing it and I felt it twitch!
I pulled my finger back like it had been bitten but no, it was fine. But it moved! It really moved! I slowly put my finger inside and it was... wet. Wet and moving. Wait.
What was it she had said? She hadn't said it was like the real thing. She had said:
"..and it'll be the real thing!"
Be.
Be the real thing.
This, this was actually someone's real Vagina!