It was a pretty laid-back place to work at, Connor always thought. There was no dress code, the open floor plan encouraged conversation, a large portion of the employees were in their twenties and thirties, and once a month the company held a happy hour right in the office. He worked in the Education division of a major software company where the people he worked with were a pleasant mix of nerdy and creative.
"My roommates and I are having a party Friday night," Connor announced, sitting down at the lunch table with a few of his co-workers. He opened the wrapper of the sandwich he picked up at the deli before continuing.
"It's Valentine's Day," Ellen interjected before he had a chance to say anything more. "You're having a party on Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah," Connor gave Ellen a half-cocked smile. "It's a Valentine's Day party, for singles. The rule is," he looked over at the other people at the table, "you have to bring someone of the opposite gender whom you're not interested in. You can't come alone."
"Ah, so it's kinda like a mixer," John narrowed his eyes, "the intention is to meet someone there?"
"Right, so you bring someone essentially for someone else to hook up with. It has to be of the opposite sex, to keep the numbers even. Otherwise, it would just be like a sausage party." Connor explained.
"Or the opposite of one," Shaina put in.
"What's the opposite of a sausage party?" Connor chewed a bite of his sandwich, his eyebrows drawn together.
"I don't know. Just like... all girls, no guys," Shaina clarified.
"Right. Well. What do you say? Are any of you guys interested?" Connor switched his gaze between the people at the table. John, Shaina, Ellen, Nina.
"I'm totally interested, I just need to figure out who to bring," John announced.
"I'm seeing someone right now," Ellen shook her head.
Connor pointed a finger at Shaina and Nina, switching between them, shifting his look from one to the other.
"Yeah, totally," Nina told Connor.
"I would go, but I don't have the slightest clue whom to even ask," Shaina admitted.
"Well, I'll text you guys my address and if you find someone to bring, you should totally come. It will be a good time."
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Nina knew exactly whom to bring to Connor's party. She has been friends with Tyler since their freshman year in college. They didn't frequently hang out these days, but they kept in touch and he was in the city too. Plus, at the age of 30, single friends were becoming more and more rare. Tyler was the type of guy who made friends easily, had no problem meeting new people and hanging out with a group he didn't know, and he was single. He'd be perfect for a party like this. He'd probably be so into it though, he'd be off hooking up with someone minutes into the party, leaving Nina to fend for herself.
"That sounds like a good time," Tyler told her when she invited him to come. "Where's this place?"
"Kips Bay. Not too far from you actually."
"Cool, cool. That works for me," Tyler agreed.
Nina put a lot of thought into what to wear. She didn't go out that often and it was always made more complicated in the winter - how do you dress sexy when it's 20 degrees Fahrenheit outside? In the warm months, she liked skirts and dresses, but she hated wearing tights or feeling the frigid February wind up her skirt. She opted for a pair of cute, dark jeans that hugged her ass and a black top that had see-through, lace sleeves, starting from the area above the bust. There wasn't much she could do with her hair, which only came down to her chin, hanging in a smooth, blond curtain, but she put on some makeup, accentuating her eyes with eyeliner and mascara. It made her blue eyes pop, looking wider than usual. She swiped on a bit of peachy lip gloss and was done. One last assessment in the mirror confirmed to her that she looked presentable, possibly cute, perhaps not in the realm of hot, but maybe she didn't feel like trying that hard.
When Nina and Tyler walked in the door, it was already very crowded and loud in Connor's apartment. The lights were dim and people were standing around everywhere with drinks in their hands. There was music playing somewhere, but not overly loud. It was one of the other roommates who opened the door for them, but he called Connor over as soon as they walked in the door.
"Hey! Very cool to see you here!" Connor told her.
"Hey, this is my friend Tyler." Connor and Tyler shook hands.
"Nice! Ok, let me show you around real quick. Coats are on my bed over here," he walked them through the nearest doorway to the right and they left their coats there. "The bathroom's over here. The kitchen's at the end of the hall, feel free to grab drinks. There's beer and soda in the fridge, and other various booze on the counter. The living room is this way. And... try to like mingle and not just hang out with each other, ok? That's kind of the point of all this."
"Oh, I totally love this idea. Come with someone you're not interested in, leave someone you are interested in." Tyler was grinning.
"Yeah, something like that," Connor responded, giving Nina a quick glance. "Help yourselves to some drinks. I will see you around."
Tyler and Nina got drinks and scanned what they could see of the apartment from their vantage point. It was a fairly spacious place in an old building with a large foyer at the front door, a long hallway down the middle, and 3 bedrooms. It wasn't in the best of shapes - there was peeling paint on the ceiling and the kitchen was very dated and shabby, but it was still pretty nice.
"Are there any girls you know here whom you can introduce me to?" Tyler asked Nina.
"Umm... " Nina hesitated. "I think I saw someone I know over there," she nodded her head in the direction of the living room. There was a small group of people from work talking in the corner.
They walked over to the group and Nina introduced Tyler to everyone. He wasn't shy at all. He launched right into conversation, directing what he was saying more towards the women who were there than the guys. Nina watched him for a moment.
"So what's the story with Tyler?" John asked Nina, surprising her out of her thoughts.
"Umm... he's a friend from college," Nina swished the ice in her drink.
"Ah, ok. Just wondering. I've talked to a few people and it seems like many chose to bring 'friends' who are not really friends, but rather people they formerly tried to date and didn't... click with. You know. So they are looking to dump them off on someone else." John laughed. Nina smiled.