This a continuation of the real story of what happened to me. I was a well-respected, married, wife and mom with a beautiful, expensive home in an exclusive neighborhood, living a great if indulged life until my husband was found to have embezzled some funds. Suddenly with him "gone" I was faced with certain debts and a choice; sign a binding exploitative service contract with the homeowners association that has made me a sort of local adult entertainment go to. This is the next chapter.
Naked Waitress: The New Position
The next morning, I awakened to the irritating, intrusive buzz of my cell phone. I had been so distraught last night after the "gig" that I had gone home and drank a tall glass of scotch.
Or maybe it was three.
Regardless, it had been enough that I had apparently barely enough ability to get completely undressed before crashing in bed. Now as I groped for the phone, I realized from the sudden blast of the air conditioner, that I had slept butt naked... except for a pair of socks and tennis shoes, on top of the covers. The responding goosebumps on my buns were even more of a wake up note than the vibrating phone. It also reminded me that had anyone walked in on me like that they surely would have found the odd wardrobe, however little there was, completely bizarre.
"Hello," I said with the groggy tone that only the hungover can produce.
"Hey, Hon!"
It was Ben. His delighted, and really loud voice was not what my throbbing head need to hear right then.
"Just wanted to tell you what a huge hit you were last night. EVERYONE is talking about you waitressing."
It just drove home what a disgrace I had made of myself and I pulled the bedspread across my bare bottom and pussy more because of the resurrecting embarrassment than the cold air. I think I groaned into the phone.
"Hey listen, I need you over at my office this morning. We have some things to discuss and it just can't wait."
"Come on, Ben," I started to complain.
"Hey, now," he said boisterously, "Don't forget the agreement you signed. You owe me a lot of gigs and I have some thing we need to discuss, right now."
I knew he was right. I groaned and put a hand to my head. Ben just chuckled.
So get that cute little butt over here, right now," he laughed.
"Okay," I said helplessly.
"Oh and remember, need you in just those little white tennis and socks like last night."
I think I groaned again, only now as much out of concern that I was about to have to be naked in front of a group again as anything else."
" 'Course probably wear that little sweat suit on the drive over. Don't want you getting busted for indecent exposure..."
He hesitated.
"Well, you already are BUSTED," he laughed.
I didn't reply.
"Hustle on over now..." Then his tone changed slightly to something like insistence. "...and I mean now."
The connection clicked off.
I set the phone down and crawled out of bed. The change in posture just reinforced that I'd had too much to drink as my head throbbed. After a second, I went into the bathroom and turned on the shower so it could warm up while I brushed my teeth. I was just picking up my toothbrush when I caught a good, well lit look at myself in the mirror. I almost gasped at how truly bad, the image staring back at me seemed.
To just get to it, I looked terrible. My eyes were puffy and the little bags underneath stood out like small pillows. Now I'm 37 and - yeah like all women - I have some bagging there, but this was much worse than normal. The makeup I had worn the night before, had rubbed off so I saw myself, stark naked, in my completely natural state. A night of heavy drinking, without makeup and with my hair looking crazily bedheaded, was not pretty. Now, I know some guys like that "used, tousled look", but as the subject of it, I wasn't happy. It hit me that I looked like some stripper, the morning after.
Then it really hit me, I had... nude waitressed. In a way, I knew I was exactly that. I brushed my teeth quickly and realizing I had already wasted time, and didn't want Ben getting upset, I jumped into the shower and rinsed off as fast as I could. I stepped out and dried off then, ran a quick brush through my hair.
There really wasn't time for a new application of makeup, so I grabbed a pair of sunglasses. Back in the bedroom, I started to grab a bra and panties, because that is what I normally wore, but then remembered his comment about just my uniform. I tossed the garments back the chest of drawers and grabbed my tennis shoes and socks
Then I pulled on the pink sweat top and pants. I was just turning to leave the room when I got another look at myself in the mirror. It was bad, slutty bad. My big boobs were obviously braless, hanging a bit lower than normal and the outline of my knobby nipples was so evident. When I moved my boobs wobbled and bumped in the sweat top obscenely. And the bottoms, I could just guess showed the cameltoe that meant NO panties. I couldn't take it and quickly stripped down and pulled on a bra and thong panty and redressed. Still silently bemoaning my luck, I hustled out, down the stairs and out the front door.
A short drive later, I pulled up in front of the homeowner's property management building where Ben officed and jumped out of my car. I opened the door and stepped in just in time to see Ben holding his office phone. He placed it back on the cradle and looked at his watch.
"Took your time getting over here," he said.
"Sorry, Ben, I had to jump in the shower," I said reflexively.
A second later I wished I hadn't.
"Oh ho," he chuckled. "Well, should have told me. I would have come over and washed your back."
I smiled weakly. I didn't like it, but there was no way I could risk making him upset.
"And maybe your front too?" he chuckled.
I just smiled.
"You said you needed to talk to me," I said changing the subject.
"Oh yeah. Hey look you were such a huge hit last night that I've already had three offers this morning. One was a group wanting a caddy...looking like you...built like you...dressed like you were last night... for their round of golf."
I think my jaw must have literally hit the floor when he said that because a second later he was laughing, right in my face it seemed.
"Thought you might not be up for that one. Still," he said like he was offering me a good deal, "lots of fresh air... and you can work on your all-over tan."
I just stood there. It was just too horrid an idea. Especially now, after the experience from the night before, I knew how degrading, it would be. Caddying nude for men that used to be our neighbors and friends, who used to show respect, but now, had seen me...nude... and bending over showing my shaved pussy and anal area. Men who would be intent on seeing it all again only now under the blazing illumination of the sun. The realization hit me like Ben's fat limpid cock smacking me wetly across the face.
"Please, no." was all I could manage. I think my knees even buckled a little.
He looked down at his phone, apparently scrolling messages and email. From the look of it, he'd had lots of feedback on me. I wanted to scream and run out of there, but too much was at stake now. He looked up with a big grin on his face.
I could tell by the look on his face, he loved me begging. I didn't contemplate on that too long as I was desperate not to end up on that golf course in the raw.