My favourite place to play had always been the shower...and yes, by "play" I do mean jerk off. Nothing better than a long, hot, steamy session under the gushing jets - the water rejuvenating my muscles and then washing all my naughty behaviour away.
Living in a small, ground floor apartment, I was always conscious of keeping the place as well ventilated as possible so my bathing routine was always the same... throw the windows wide open (whatever the weather outside) and jump into the clear glassed booth with whatever toys i fancied, depending on how much time i had to myself. Sometimes I'd leave my playtime until the end of a long busy day, to relieve all the stresses and ensure a sound night's sleep.
I lived in a peaceful cul-de-sac with just 9 other flats, and my bathroom was at the back facing onto the car parking spaces, and a couple of neighbours' front doors. I could almost be guaranteed privacy any time of the day when i showered and afterwards shaved, while standing naked at the sink. If the postman walked past i would usually throw on my bath towel, but that was my only concession to decency in the privacy of my inner sanctum.
I had never learnt to drive but I kept myself reasonably fit by walking and cycling everywhere. At 45 years old, i was divorced and my home and my time were all my own.
I wasn't bitter that my ex-wife had found a younger guy (and a bigger dick) to satisfy her. I had moved on. My last girlfriend lived abroad and when visiting her, she had an impressive walk-in wet room. I enjoyed rubbing her down under the shower (even kneeling and receiving her golden shower if she felt in the mood), but there was still nothing like that sacred alone time. Unless of course, a college football team could fit in the colossal shower with me. Ok, yes, I admit it, I had only ever been with women, but I had always been curious about guys. It's just the opportunity (or perhaps the right guy) had never come along.
One day, when I'd got in from a long, hard bike ride, I was enjoying a lengthy session in the suds. I always started with a deep shampoo. I kept my hair very short. I was ultra clean and very conscious of hygiene, so i gave myself an enema with the shower head on full jet every day - I wanted that hole sparkling fresh and clean.