My name is Bob, I have two brothers. My youngest brother isn't the sharpest tool in the tool shed. He is short, only 5' 3", his red hair thinning, going towards bald by 22. He is quick tempered, entitled and has a history of making terrible choices.
We come from a family of some means. Yep, we were Trust fund babies, so my brother always had access to chunks of cash. However, they were pretty small trust funds. Not nearly enough to support us for life, but there was enough to make life more comfortable. Perhaps even enough get us out of a scrap a time or two.
My brother liked to flash his good fortune around a bit. He always had the newest of what ever. He always dressed well, and he is a compulsive neat freak (he even ironed his tightie whities).
My brother also has a hell of a musical talent. He plays keyboards. If he hears a song once, he can play it back note for note any time you ask. He could rock out with the best of them. It is really pretty amazing.
He and his band harbored hope of the big time. I think their band was call The X-Rays or something kinda like that. They played in bars and hotels up and down the I-5. They did ok. They mostly played covers, but they also wrote some stuff. They could get the house rockin with cover songs, but when they played one of their songs...crickets. My brother and his band mates were amazing parrots, but neither he nor anyone else in the band could write anything remotely original.
My brother bankrolled the band. He bought effects equipment so their shows were always flashy. He bought a van so the band could get to their gigs. He enjoyed being the "Leader of the Band", and was generally an ass as a boss. Of course they were on the road as much of the time as they could.
His first wife, Carol, was the bass player's girlfriend. She was hot in a skanky bitch way. She traded the bass player in for the keyboard player. Turns out she was a bit of a cover band groupie. Seriously, I never knew there was such a thing. It seems she started with the drummer. She also was a gold digger, and when she figured out my brother had some money, it was all over but the shouting.
I didn't have a lot of contact with my brother back in those days, so I honestly don't know much about what their lives were like. They dated for five or six months and announced they were getting married. As I really didn't know her, I didn't have any feeling about their marriage. However most of my family was, well, let's just say, they weren't impressed.
For me, my first first hand experience with my brother's wife was at end of their rehearsal dinner. As the guys in the family started out for the bachelor party, she went off ranting and raving. Seems she didn't want him out at the strip clubs the night before their wedding.
Hey, I understood her issue, but, in this case, she had agreed to it in advance (after she had rejected all the dates put forward, until this was the only possible time for it before the wedding). So, the whole throwing a fit thing was a bit much. It was just her being a bitch or a very insecure girl. Bottom line she didn't want him to have a bachelor party.
My brother had come out to the waiting limos saying he just couldn't go. I said "Bullshit" to him. I went inside to talk to her.
I told her that My Dad and my Uncles and other family and my family's friends had taken time out for this. I also pointed out that many of the others were fairly well to do, and they most likely gave them some pretty nice gifts. So she should pull her head out of her ass. Also, I promised it wasn't going to get out of hand.
After what seemed like hours of tears and threats she finally relented. What a bitch.
We went off to have the bachelor party. It was totally fucked. My little brother was so whipped he was no fun. He pretty much was sitting at a table in the back weeping into his beer. That put a damper on the whole thing. I think we were at the club for under an hour when we loaded back into the limos and headed home. We had him tucked into bed by 10 pm.
Now, we had the limos all night, and we had been looking forward to this get together for some time. It isn't very often that the guys in my family got together in mass. I like to say, the only time we get together was when we married them or buried them.
So of course we jumped back into the limos then headed out. We had a blast. My Dad was flinging $100 bills around like Donald Trump Jr. At one point he had three strippers giving him a private dance. My Uncle Jack got lucky with one of the dancers in his limo. My Uncle John got arrested. My cousin Fred dove into the booze and went MIA. My other brother puked on a dancer while he was at the meat rack. It was a hell of bachelor party, for having no bachelor that is.
What can I say, my brother really missed a great bachelor party. We, on the other hand, almost missed the wedding. I think the only guys who weren't hungover were my brother and the Priest.
The wedding went off, they were hitched. She moved in with my brother and brought her 3 year old son, Charlie with her. And everyone's life goes on.
It was a couple of years later, I needed some signatures from my brother. I called him and we agreed to meet later in the day. He said he would be around his house that day but he might run some errands; so if he wasn't there, hang out and he would be back soon. A couple of hours later I dropped by my brother's house. It was one of those fantastic September afternoons. It was in the 80's, warm and beautiful.
I arrived to find his front door was wide open. Being such a nice day, that didn't surprise me. I stepped in calling out my brother's name. No response. I looked around, no one seemed to be home. I called out my brother's name again, still no response. No noise from his dogs, no noise from his step kid, and 5 year old boys make noise.
Then I noticed the coat rack knocked over, there was a wine glass on the floor. I started to get a very bad feeling. I looked down the hallway, and I saw the torn remnants of a woman's blouse.
I heard some noise coming from the back of the house, and stepped down the hall following the noise. I look in the kid's room. It's a mess, but what spoiled 5 year old's room wasn't? No kid.
I grabbed the kid's baseball bat out of his room.
Past the bathroom, I pause at the doorway to my brother's bedroom. I hear grunting and smacking. I peek in to get the lay of the land.
There is my brother's wife, tied to the bed, with a ball gag in her mouth. Her eyes are glassy, she doesn't see me. The dude is a big ass dude. Shit! Man Mountain muscles rippled as he lays a monster pipe to her asshole. Damn, it looked like he was ripping her apart. She was making a gurgling noise. I pulled back.
"Shit" I thought.
I'm ashamed to admit that at that moment I did think about just saying "fuck this". She wasn't my favorite person...but, damn I can't just let her get raped, after all she is my brother's wife. Man, I'm gonna get my ass kicked. Fuck fuck fuck.
I turned back. Deep breaths. I am gonna have one shot at this, and all I have is this wimpy kid's baseball bat. It's too small to even get a good two handed swing. I could just see me breaking the bat on this dude and then having my ass handed to me.
The asshole is yelling, "Bitch. Take it!" pumping her ass hard and fast.
I thought, it's now or never. I crept into by brother's bedroom.
My god, he has a hell of a dick. Fuck, it's a monster. It must have been 10 inches long and at least 4 inches thick. I see it slamming, ramming, assaulting and ruining her ass.
Oh fuck oh fuck. I'm gonna die.