Hello. My name is Candie Bush and yes--that is my real name. My special friends, Heather and Rob, asked me if I would share the story of my naked interview at ZYX.
Well. I was a writer of business proposals for a major corporation for over four years. Writing the most complex proposals was child's play compared to this recounting of how I undressed completely in front of two strangers, and then opened everything up--everything that I was capable of opening up--and 'showed 'em what I got!'
Why would I apply for a job as a nude office courier? Because I thought that I could do it. I had only heard about mailgirl programs a few weeks prior and I had become obsessed with the whole, crazy concept. But I absolutely knew that I could do it.
My job was eliminated two years ago, and my husband told me he was making enough money; not to worry. Well: after two years I needed a challenge... and working in the nude would be a big challenge!
My husband and I met when we modeled nude together for a life drawing class in college, both of us at the tender age of eighteen. Our first meeting was our first naked pose: we were sitting on separate stools, knees touching, gazing into each other's eyes. Our knees were open, but we were the only ones who could see what was in-between. My husband said that's when he fell in love--and I truly believe him. Men truly are crazed romantics; we women are much more practical.
We have been together eleven years now, and he has taken hundreds of photographs of me nude, or partially nude. He has become, in my eyes, quite the accomplished photographer, although no one else has seen his art.
No one, that is, until ZYX's hiring manager requested three totally nude pics of me, having accepted my initial application. The photos had to have me facing front, rear, and then a side view that showed the curves of my breasts and my buttocks. They had to be from head to toe.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" My husband showed me our final selections on his digital camera.
I nodded. He sent them to my email. I opened the laptop and attached the three nude photos to my response.
I looked at him. He nodded. I clicked 'send.' He took my hand. He led me to our bedroom.
I showed up for my interview in a tight, lightly sequined black minidress. It showed off a lot of my long legs as the hemline was midway between my knees and my thighs. The dress may have been more appropriate for a party, but, considering that I was just going to take it off... I wanted to make a bold, sexy first impression.
I completed the look with black, open-toe heels. The heels had straps that went way up above my ankles; the straps looked like silver chain mail with black trim around each reflective silvery square.
The H. R. executive secretary came to collect me and I had my first shock. The pretty, leggy, thirty-ish brunette was wearing satiny-red, high-cut panties and matching red heels. And that was it.
I tried not to look at her twitching, pantied-ass. I tried not to notice her pert little breasts bouncing along as she led me into Human Resources.
We were waiting outside of the hiring manager's office. He had someone in there, and I could hear a soft female voice.
I had to say something.
"Um... you're not a--"
"A mailgirl? Oh no! For one thing, I'd be overdressed! No; today is casual Friday, and the theme is 'pretty panties.'"
I must have still looked totally confused.
"All female employees may chose to undress--or partially undress--as long as that's what they wear all day. It is completely optional, and not everyone participates."
She looked down at herself. "This is only the fourth time I've done it and... I like it! I certainly get a lot of attention and I feel so sexy."
She put her hand on my arm.
"I've never gone all the way, but even so... I think I'm experiencing just a taste of how our mailgirls must feel."
Then we heard "Okay, Debra: bring in our next victim" I walked in and I got my second shock. There was a beautiful, bleached-blonde woman--maybe mid-twenties--with spectacularly big-nippled breasts. She was kneeling on a circular rug in the middle of the office.
She was completely nude.
Rob stood up and introduced himself. We shook hands. Were we going to acknowledge the naked lady in the room?
"Candie: this is Number Two... as you can probably guess!"
At first I didn't know what he meant; I had kept my eyes averted from her in-your-face nudity. Oh yes: the girl had a three-inch high, black-inked "2" just above her left breast.
She also had some splotches of some kind of sticky mess on both breasts; some had dripped on to her stomach. I stared, blankly... then I suddenly realized what kind of sticky mess it had to be! Oh my god: could I really work in a place that allowed this??
"Number Two: you may greet our special guest, but please remain kneeling."
The girl finally looked up and met my eyes. She seemed nervous. Why was SHE nervous? She was already nude; she had already been 'anointed;' I was the innocent one about to strip naked for a job that I was no longer so sure about!
"Hello, Candie. It is so nice to meet you."
I nodded. "Same here." I didn't know what to do. Was I supposed to walk up, bend down, and shake her hand? Or did we just pat naked mailgirls on their pretty little heads?
I took the opportunity to glance around the office. There was a small round table with three chairs in one corner; was Rob going to offer me a chair at some point? It felt ridiculous to even think it, but I felt so awkward and exposed just standing there--even though I still had all of my clothes on!
Rob seemed to sense my discomfort. "In an ordinary interview, I'd be asking you to sit. We'd talk; we'd get to know each other."
Rob sat back and smiled.
"But... nothing about our interview is going to be ordinary!" He nodded toward the naked girl on the floor. "That's why I invited Number Two to be here. Before someone agrees to become a naked mailgirl, I believe that she should actually meet a naked mailgirl. I trust that you're comfortable with her being here throughout."
I mumbled my assent. I didn't dare to even glance at our bare companion. I could feel her discomfort. Why? She must've been used to being the only naked lady in the room. Well: that was about to change!
Rob continued. "I prefer to get the difficult, most nerve-wracking part out of the way--right away."
He looked me over, up and down, top