CHAPTER 10 -- FORBIDDEN FRUIT
It was a foggy morning and the air felt cooler than it had the night before. Shivering outside of the building I previously knew to be the call center, I rubbed my arms in an attempt to stay warm. The sign hanging above the glass doors to the building now read "TRADING POST". I recognized it as the same sign that used to hang over the ATM kiosks at the front of the park. It was surreal to consider how a simple Renaissance-themed sign intended to help guests find a place to withdraw cash could now imply something as perverse as
slave trading
.
I glanced down at my phone to check the time. 7:57am. A sign taped to the inside of the glass door in front of me read "Business hours: 8am-6pm". Inside, several women in burgundy uniforms could be seen working in their cubicles but nobody made eye contact with me or seemed to notice that I was there.
While it wasn't cold enough outside for me to see my breath, it certainly felt freezing. I'd regretfully neglected to buy a heavier jacket when I was clothing shopping earlier in the week. Tapping my foot impatiently, I sat atop the hard black suitcase that I'd discovered on my doorstep the day earlier. I still had no idea what was inside, given the fact that it was combination-locked. But at least it was something dry to me sit on. Next to me was a trash bag with all of my other belongings. As per Murphy's request, I had packed everything from the suite in preparation to check out for the trade.
I hadn't slept much. I hated not having been able to speak with Katie the night prior before leaving the stadium. It made me sick not knowing if Murphy had explained things adequately to her. The thought of her wondering whether I'd abandoned her was upsetting, to say the least. I nervously glanced up and down the cobblestone street, eager to catch a glimpse of Murphy and Katie walking toward me. But the street was empty. At 8:00 on the money, a woman unlocked the glass doors and held one open for me. I could see that her wrists were handcuffed in front of her.
"Welcome," she said pleasantly. "Thank you for waiting so patiently," I walked in, dragging my suitcase and trash bag behind me. I instantly relaxed as a gust of warm air met me. "Do you have an appointment with anyone in particular?" She asked.
"No," I said. "Wait- was I supposed to?"
"Oh no," she replied reassuringly. "We can see you right away. I just didn't know if anyone had been helping you already."
"No... I just made a deal with someone last night and he told me to meet him here," I explained.
"Okay, great," the woman replied. "Well, if you wouldn't mind following me over to one of our notaries, she'll get you taken care of."
I followed the woman past cubicles occupied with handcuffed women tapping away at their keyboards. Everything in the building looked pretty much the same as I'd left it when I closed the Ren Faire for the season. Everything except for the BDSM-themed artwork that now hung on throughout the office. Each cubicle sported at least one of these.
To my left, hung a painting of clenched fists tied together in rope. The next cubicle showcased a photograph of an aproned 40's style women kneeling in front of a modern-day skyscraper.
The woman leading me suddenly stopped at the entrance of a cubical with a brunette woman sitting behind a desk. Over her shoulder on the wall hung a red "Keep Calm" poster. But instead of reading "
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
" like the famous British WWII poster, this one read, "
KEEP CALMphh Mmm Mmrmph Mmph
"
with a line drawing of a ball-gag taking the place of the crown at the top.
"Laura here will take care of you," the woman leading me said, snapping me back to reality.
"Thanks," I replied, dragging my stuff into the cubical.
"Hi there, I'm Laura," the woman said reaching across the desk to shake my hand. Since her wrists were cuffed, she had to outstretch both arms. I shook her hand and gave a polite smile. "How can I help you today?" she asked.
"Um, I'm supposed to meet someone here about trading my suite for his slave," I replied. I cringed inside. Somehow, saying it out loud made it sound even worse.
"Okay," Laura said, unfazed. "May I ask what your name is?"
"Jodie O'Connell," I replied. Laura began typing my name into her computer. I was pleasantly surprised that she didn't seem to recognize me or know who I was. After appearing onstage last night, I was genuinely fearful that I'd become a celebrity or something.
"Okay, Jodie," Laura said with her eyes still on her screen. "I see that you reside in the castle suite?"
"Yes," I answered. "Well, for now... That's what I'm trading away."
"Ah, I see," she replied, typing away at her keyboard. "And will this be for monetary compensation?"
"No," I answered. "I'll be trading it for custody of... a friend."
"Okay..." Laura replied, suddenly looking at me with a curious look on her face. "Where will you be staying, might I ask?"
I hesitated. "Um, I haven't figured that out yet. I guess I'll have to get a room at the Inn," I replied.
Laura lifted her hands from the keyboard and folded them desk in front of her. "Unfortunately, those arrangements will need to be sorted out prior to a making a trade of this kind."
"What? Why?" I asked.
"I'm afraid the rules dictate that custody may only be granted to a guest who has authorized living accommodations," Laura explained.
I stared at her blankly for several seconds. "What?"
"Basically," Laura continued, "-if your trade is contingent upon the forfeit of your suite, you will no longer have housing... which would make you ineligible to retain custody of a slave."
"You have
got
to be shitting me," I said, more forcefully than I'd intended.
Laura paused awkwardly. "I'm sorry," she replied sheepishly.
"So... what do I have to do?" I asked. "How do I get housing?"
"At this point, I don't know that you'll have luck finding any vacancy," Laura replied. "But let me check." She suddenly began typing away at her keyboard again. "I know that this year marked the first year that The Kingdom reached capacity, so the inns may be completely full."
I ran my fingers through my hair, looking up at the ceiling in frustration. After a few seconds, Laura broke the silence. "Yeah. Unfortunately, I'm seeing that all rooms and cabins are currently being occupied.
"
Unreal
," I whispered in frustration. I just could not catch a break!
After another awkward pause, Laura interjected, "I can add you to the standby list, but there's no guarantee of when a vacancy would become available."
Still staring up at the ceiling, I merely replied, "Sure." At this point I really
was
out of options... Unless I was able to renegotiate the terms of my deal with Murphy, I was