"Are you sure you can take this?" Inquired Jane down the phone to Amber.
"I think I will be able too."
"Look, I'll set a test out. If you get through it, we can go onto stronger things, but I suggest you do this test first and see if you're cut out for this kind of thing."
"How bad can it be?" Amber naively asked.
"It can cause psychological damage, and I wouldn't want that on my conscience."
"It's just a bit of spanking a bit of fun, yes I'm up for it."
"Are you sure? Do you still want to go ahead?"
"Yes, try me out!"
A day later.
My old girlfriend, Jane, had summoned me to her house as she was disappointed with her new girlfriend's attempts at getting her off.
I walked in to find her laying back on the sofa in her long white transparent nightdress that showed off her luxuriant undies.
She was sipping wine and showing signs of unhappiness.
"What's the matter?" I kicked things off with waiting for a litany of complaints.
"I need a bloody good orgasm!" Hissed Jane coming straight to the point, "my lastest girl has proved an enormous disappointment, she just can't get me off and is so prim and proper."
"So what do you want me to do?"
"Fuck me! Give me a good seeing too in front of her and show her how to satisfy a woman."
"Why don't you just kick her out and get someone new?"
"Because she's paid rent up to the end of the month and won't take the hint that she's persona non grata and won't go."
"You could just ignore her."
"She's cramping my style, and if shes' going to mope around the house I may as well teach her a lesson and have some fun with her caucus while I'm about it."
"That's a little cruel," I said.
"Cruel to be kind, she needs introducing to the real world, pull her finger out, and satisfy me to the normal standards of any loving couple."
"Where is she now?"
"She's in the kitchen washing the dishes. I have her wearing a maids outfit to put her in her place. I told her to wear it or just get out now."
"A maids' outfit that should be fun!"
"Oh, it is, just to see her stompy attempts to walk in high heels."
"Wouldn't it be kinder just to boil her in oil?"
"Yes but not as much fun plus she needs teaching a lesson."
"Amber, get your ass in here now!" Jane shouted.
Amber came in from the kitchen, tottering on her high heels. We sat on the sofa, laughing at her gait as she clumsily walked in.
"Look at her, to think I once loved that! She has all the finesse and feminine grace of a Hippo on stilts!"
Amber stood before us, her ruffled white panties blooming out from the flare of her dress.
"Curtsy!" Bellowed Jane, "show some respect you, slovenly bitch!"
With her head bowed low, Amber curtsied pulling her dress out as she wobbled on her heels. She was constantly pulling at her panties to lift them."
"Keep still girl," screeched Jane, "do something right for once in your life."
"Sorry Jane, but these panties are too big and keep falling down," Amber whispered.
"I know," laughed Jane. I wanted to see you struggle to keep them up and not bare your ass to the gardener and the delivery men."
"Oh, a good one, Jane, you are evil, I do think those panties are sexy," I praised agreeing with her as she was going to let me get my end away.
"Yes, they are, far sexier than the boyish monstrosities she wears. She may be a Dyke, but you'd think she'd try and wear something sexy for me, the selfish cow."
"So, what now?"
"I'm going to teach her a few things to stop her from being such a prude."
"I'll try harder, Jane, I promise," Amber meekly submitted.
"I'll try harder!" Jane mocked in a cruel imitation of Amber's voice, "you should have tried long ago, you're just not up to it, useless!"
Amber bowed her head.
"Now put your hands on your head."
"But?"
"Don't argue or I'll have you thrown out as you stand. Fancy walking through town to get home in those shoes while trying to stop your panties falling down?"
Amber surrendered and raised her hands to her head, and immediately her panties started to slip to the floor slowly. We laughed as she tried to widen her legs to stop the descent of the garment covering her modesty.
The shortness the maids dress riding up with her hands on head and her panties slowly heading to the floor made sure we were going to get an eyeful of her pussy.
A hand came down to cover her exposure and grab the falling panties only for Jane to scream at her in anger, "keep those hands up, you prissy little town mouse!"
Her hands returned to her head, and her panties fell to her ankles, causing us to howl with laughter. Amber blushed with her head, still bowed.
"May I pull them up?" she meekly asked.
"No, you cannot, I want my friend to get a good look at what I've had to work with, besides the rest of your clothes will soon be joining them on the floor anyway," Jane laughed.
"She has a cute little pussy," I decided.
"It's what she does with it that's so disappointing. You'd think she'd put some minge into her lovemaking, but she just expects it to lay there and have me do all the work."