(Note: In a series of e-mails to me
, Joe Doe produced the basic plot as well as more than 90% of the dialog that follows
. He's been so busy finishing other stories that he allowed me to help a little on to this one. As always
all participants are 18 years of age or older
; in reality, no one should ever be deprived of free will about sex.)
"How much would you pay for me? I mean ... what price do you think I'd bring?"
Brad smiled at his beautiful wife. It was Sunday, and they were cuddling together in bed, like any other young couple, in their $67 million dollar apartment. Natalie, smiling, looked up at him with dancing, playful eyes. Damn, she was gorgeous.
"I answered that question when I married you. I gave you everything I have, and everything I ever will have, just to be with you."
"That's sweet, but my daddy's worth more than your daddy," she reminded him, in that teasing, "I'm still on top" tone she liked to use to put him in his place. "I mean...how much do you think I'm worth? On the market, I mean?"
"The marriage market?" he asked.
"No, the slave market, dumb-dumb," she said, swatting his shoulder lightly. "How much do you think you'd get for me?"
"Oh, I see where this is going," he said laughing. "How would I know?"
"Because you used to work in a slave market, stupid. The Big Dick, or whatever it is, down in Dallas."
"The Big D," he said laughing as he kissed away her silliness.
"Stop, and answer the question. How much do you think I'd bring?"
"I'm hardly a slaving expert. My dad arranged for me to work there as an incentive to get good grades at Yale. The pay wasn't much, but I loved the perks," he said, laughing.
"I bet, you dog," his wife said, punching his shoulder. "Fuck a lot of slave pussy, did you?" Natalie put her hands over her head, as if they were chained. "Oh, please master. Let me suck your cock!"
Not needing to be asked twice, Brad immediately reached into his boxers. Natalie swatted his hand away. "NO! None for you until you answer my question. How much would I bring on the open market?"
"Do you want the 100%, honest truth?" he said. "The truth that no grader will ever tell you?"
"Absolutely. Don't lie, or I'll know."
Brad smiled. She always knew when he lied, so honesty was the best policy. "I think you'd fetch a lot, but the truth the experts won't tell you, the truth I'll tell you, because I'm your husband, and I love you, is... it's impossible to say."
Natalie, disappointed, frowned. "Why is it impossible? Girls get graded all the time. Doesn't that show what they're worth?"
"It definitely provides a
range,
within a universe of probabilities. Sort of like a Board of Trade price. The hog price on the merch over the last year has never gone above this or below that."
Natalie's lovely brow furrowed at Brad's comparison. She was hoping he would dazzle her by telling her the fabulous price she'd bring, but instead, he had just compared her to pork futures. She pursed her lips slightly but tried not signal her annoyance. Brad noticed it anyway. His wife was very vain about her looks, but Brad didn't mind. She deserved to be--she was drop-dead fucking gorgeous, with a beautiful face, long dark hair, and a well-toned, curvy body that attracted men's eyes wherever she went.
"A professional grading, done by a certified slave grade, would get you a market range, but not a gavel price," he explained.
"How do I find out my gavel price?" Natalie asked
"Simple. Your gavel price will be the final number you hear before the auctioneer drops the gavel on you."
"You mean... I'll need to be sold?"
"Yup."
"But...If I'm sold... then I'd be a slave girl. For real."
"Wow. You catch on fast. Who says slave girls are stupid?"
Annoyed, Natalie punched Brad in the arm again, causing him to laugh.
"It's not funny. I'd be a SLAVE."
Brad smiled and shrugged, as if it were no big deal. Men could be so annoying!
"Fuck you!" she said, punching in the arm harder.
"You're the one who wanted to know your market price," he said casually. "You can't make an omelet without breaking in a few slave girls. So where do you want to go for breakfast?"
Dissatisfied, Natalie shifted the conversation back on course. "Couldn't you get a few bids, without putting me..."
Brad smiled as his gorgeous, filthy rich wife struggled to even say the words. "...on the block?"
"Sure. I could offer to sell you to that bond trader who is always creeping on you at the club."
"Creepy Carl? Oh, don't even JOKE!"
"I'm not joking, sweetie. Carl wants to fuck you, so he's exactly the person I'd have to sell you to, to get a good offer. In a slave market you'll get felt up by an army of Creepy Carls, all with busy, probing fingers!"
Brad smiled as Natalie defensively squeezed her thighs together and bit her lip, enjoying his beautiful-if-bossy wife's uncharacteristic discomfort.
"Can't I figure out my price without going on the block?"
"In a word, 'No,'" Brad said.
"Too bad we don't have an auction block," Natalie said. "But I do have this."
Natalie reached into the drawer of her $12,000 Second Empire mahogany nightstand and, to Brad's surprise, withdrew a slave whip.
"Where on earth did you get that?"
"It's a genuine antique," she said proudly. "The handle is mother of pearl, with a silver tip. The lash is a bull pizzle. It was actually used in the Barbary slave markets, where beautiful, well-educated white women were captured by swarthy pirates and put on the block!" Natalie giggled.
"It's beautiful, but why in the name of mother of pearl would you buy a slave whip?"
"Simple, silly! Since Taylor, Tiffany, MacKenzie, and I are doing slave yoga together we thought we should have a whip."
Brad's face showed his shock. "You're doing slave yoga? When did this start?"
"A few weeks ago. Master Mark says I'm the best. Mackenzie and Taylor are crazy jealous."
"You hired a slave trainer?" Brad said.
"No, he's our exercise coach, but he's also a certified slave trainer, and he insists we call him Master Mark, since we're doing slave yoga with him."
"Which means he's slave training you. Does Master Mark use the whip?"
"Of course not, silly. We haven't shown it to him. Taylor tried to crack it, though, and she cut her Thomas Blackstone sofa seat into feathers. It was hysterical. I keep it in my gym bag and bring it to whichever condo we practice at, so we all laugh and know it's there, but we haven't told him about it. At least not yet."
"Wise move. So do you and your exercise posse do slave yoga au natural, like real slave girls?"
"In your dreams," she said, smiling as she nudged him. "We keep our leotards on, but Master Mark still gets a pretty nice bulge, ogling us. We were just wearing our running clothes, but then MacKenzie put on this really hot leotard. Master Mark couldn't keep his eyes off her, so the next week we were all wearing leotards. A week after that, Taylor left off her leggings, so it was just like a one piece swimsuit, so the week after that we all did it. Then Tiffany left the liner out of her suit, so I wore a bikini. I'm hotter than all of them, so guess who got the most attention?" she said proudly.
"Master Mark is manipulating you," Brad said, smiling. "He's turning you all into slave girls, competing for his attention. He's stripping you slave naked, through the power of the male gaze."
Natalie looked puzzled. "He's not manipulating US, we're manipulating HIM. We have him eating out of our beautiful, manicured hands, poor dear."
"Uh-huh. He'll have you rolling slave naked on your oriental rugs before you know it."
"He won't. For your information, Master Mark says I'd be Prime or maybe even Prime Plus. Too bad we don't have an auction block or I'd show you."
"The table will do."
Brad clicked up the remote by the bed, causing the wall in front of them to rollaway and reveal the rest of the penthouse, which provided a 270-degree panoramic view of Manhattan.
"We don't have a wooden auction block, but that wooden table by the window is about the same size," Brad explained. "Now give me the whip."
Gripping the handle, Natalie handed him the whip. She looked a little worried, and her hand trembled slightly as she passed the instrument of correction, which she had regarded as a toy moments before, into her husband's large, outstretched palm.
"If you're Prime, you know better than that," Brad said. "I hope you don't pull that shit with Master Mark."