(Note: In a series of e-mails to me
, Joe Doe produced the basic plot as well as more than 90% of the dialog that follows
. He's been so busy finishing other stories that he allowed me to help a little on to this one. As always
all participants are 18 years of age or older
; in reality, no one should ever be deprived of free will about sex.)
"How much would you pay for me? I mean ... what price do you think I'd bring?"
Brad smiled at his beautiful wife. It was Sunday, and they were cuddling together in bed, like any other young couple, in their $67 million dollar apartment. Natalie, smiling, looked up at him with dancing, playful eyes. Damn, she was gorgeous.
"I answered that question when I married you. I gave you everything I have, and everything I ever will have, just to be with you."
"That's sweet, but my daddy's worth more than your daddy," she reminded him, in that teasing, "I'm still on top" tone she liked to use to put him in his place. "I mean...how much do you think I'm worth? On the market, I mean?"
"The marriage market?" he asked.
"No, the slave market, dumb-dumb," she said, swatting his shoulder lightly. "How much do you think you'd get for me?"
"Oh, I see where this is going," he said laughing. "How would I know?"
"Because you used to work in a slave market, stupid. The Big Dick, or whatever it is, down in Dallas."
"The Big D," he said laughing as he kissed away her silliness.
"Stop, and answer the question. How much do you think I'd bring?"
"I'm hardly a slaving expert. My dad arranged for me to work there as an incentive to get good grades at Yale. The pay wasn't much, but I loved the perks," he said, laughing.
"I bet, you dog," his wife said, punching his shoulder. "Fuck a lot of slave pussy, did you?" Natalie put her hands over her head, as if they were chained. "Oh, please master. Let me suck your cock!"
Not needing to be asked twice, Brad immediately reached into his boxers. Natalie swatted his hand away. "NO! None for you until you answer my question. How much would I bring on the open market?"
"Do you want the 100%, honest truth?" he said. "The truth that no grader will ever tell you?"
"Absolutely. Don't lie, or I'll know."
Brad smiled. She always knew when he lied, so honesty was the best policy. "I think you'd fetch a lot, but the truth the experts won't tell you, the truth I'll tell you, because I'm your husband, and I love you, is... it's impossible to say."
Natalie, disappointed, frowned. "Why is it impossible? Girls get graded all the time. Doesn't that show what they're worth?"
"It definitely provides a
range,
within a universe of probabilities. Sort of like a Board of Trade price. The hog price on the merch over the last year has never gone above this or below that."
Natalie's lovely brow furrowed at Brad's comparison. She was hoping he would dazzle her by telling her the fabulous price she'd bring, but instead, he had just compared her to pork futures. She pursed her lips slightly but tried not signal her annoyance. Brad noticed it anyway. His wife was very vain about her looks, but Brad didn't mind. She deserved to be--she was drop-dead fucking gorgeous, with a beautiful face, long dark hair, and a well-toned, curvy body that attracted men's eyes wherever she went.
"A professional grading, done by a certified slave grade, would get you a market range, but not a gavel price," he explained.
"How do I find out my gavel price?" Natalie asked
"Simple. Your gavel price will be the final number you hear before the auctioneer drops the gavel on you."
"You mean... I'll need to be sold?"
"Yup."
"But...If I'm sold... then I'd be a slave girl. For real."
"Wow. You catch on fast. Who says slave girls are stupid?"
Annoyed, Natalie punched Brad in the arm again, causing him to laugh.
"It's not funny. I'd be a SLAVE."
Brad smiled and shrugged, as if it were no big deal. Men could be so annoying!
"Fuck you!" she said, punching in the arm harder.
"You're the one who wanted to know your market price," he said casually. "You can't make an omelet without breaking in a few slave girls. So where do you want to go for breakfast?"
Dissatisfied, Natalie shifted the conversation back on course. "Couldn't you get a few bids, without putting me..."
Brad smiled as his gorgeous, filthy rich wife struggled to even say the words. "...on the block?"
"Sure. I could offer to sell you to that bond trader who is always creeping on you at the club."
"Creepy Carl? Oh, don't even JOKE!"
"I'm not joking, sweetie. Carl wants to fuck you, so he's exactly the person I'd have to sell you to, to get a good offer. In a slave market you'll get felt up by an army of Creepy Carls, all with busy, probing fingers!"
Brad smiled as Natalie defensively squeezed her thighs together and bit her lip, enjoying his beautiful-if-bossy wife's uncharacteristic discomfort.
"Can't I figure out my price without going on the block?"
"In a word, 'No,'" Brad said.