"Never have I ever had sex outdoors."
In near unison, every glass in the room was raised. Caleb smiled as he sipped his drink, recollecting several pleasant experiences.
"My turn!" Hannah exclaims.
Caleb watches his girlfriend replace her drink on the table and dive for the deck of cards.
At 5 feet 3 inches, Hannah was a real cutie of a 22-year-old. She had long, light-brown hair halfway down her back, bright brown eyes, and a button nose. Being your typical horse girl, her most prominent bodily features were her ass and thighs, often highlighted in tight pants and skirts. Her perky little B-cups, on the other hand, usually stayed anonymous beneath loose-fitting fabrics and only made an audience in more private settings.
"Never have I ever swallowed a load."
To some light giggling, all three women present sipped their drinks. Neither boyfriend seemed to have tried it, or at least wasnΒ΄t prepared to admit it publicly.
Next to read was Caleb himself.
He was 5 feet 9 inches, with dark blonde hair, hazel eyes, a short, precision-trimmed beard, and glasses. Being more of a homebody, he preferred gaming, reading, and cooking over sports and other outdoorsy activities. Though working in construction, hauling tools and building materials all day, he still had accumulated enough upper-body mass to get the looks.
"Never have I ever had anal sex."
Four out of six people took a swig, only HannahΒ΄s sister and her boyfriend sat unmoving.
"Oh god, really?" Sophie gaped, raining judgment onto her fellow women. "Why would you let them do that?"
Sophie was 20 years old, and although not similar enough to be twins, you could identify their siblinghood even while rubbing pepper spray out of your eyes. The younger sibling had the same shin, lips, horse-girl body type, and identical colored eyes and hair as her big sister. The only things that set Sophie apart, were a quarter of an inch less in stature, shorter hair, a slightly thinner and more pointy nose, and a bunch of freckles.
"What?" Hannah shrugs at her sister. "It can feel awesome!"
Sophie wrinkles her nose in protest, "No way it can feel good having a dick in your butt."
"Have you ever tried it?" Asked Sarah. She was the tallest of the three women, with black hair and gorgeous onyx eyes.
"No, and I don't plan to!"
"Well, don't shit-talk it til' you've tried it," Sarah's boyfriend Stuart pitched in. It was unclear if it was an intentional pun. He was an inch or two shorter than Caleb, with sand-colored hair, blue-grayish eyes, and a mustache. He worked at a bank and fancied a proper getup even outside of work. Luckily, his personality and humor were much more relaxed than his attire.
"Come on, guys, letΒ΄s drop it", says Aaron, defending his girlfriend. He was 6 feet tall, with dark eyes, a man-bun, and a clean-shaven face.
"Okay, you read one then," says Hannah.
"Never have I ever choked someone or been choked sexually."
"Oh, no one better be drinking on this one," Sophie spits.
Caleb meets his girlfriend's eye before they both remain perfectly still.
"What now?" Sarah sighs.
"It's derogatory!?" Sophie says as if it was moronically obvious. "Being strangled... And like, spanked and slapped and stuff? It's fucked up!"
"A fuckton of people gets off on that shit," Sarah says, sounding annoyed. "You know BDSM is a very common kink, right? And that it's CONSENSUAL?"
"And that it's fairly common for the woman to be the dominant one too," Caleb pitches in.
"Exactly!" Sarah says. "This is not a feminist rights issue, Sophie, just let people fuck whatever way they like."
Sophie puckers up in defiance. "I refuse to believe you can get pleasure out of that stuff, you'd have to be a goddamn whore to get off on that!"
"Just drop it," Sarah says.
"Sounds like you HAVE done it?"
"Actually, no," Sarah says coldly, before turning to her boyfriend. "But you know what, babe? We should sneak off during the party, and record a Snapchat for miss kink shamer over here, where you choke me out while we fuck."
Another Friend-couple of theirs was hosting a masquerade party tonight, a grand housewarming celebration for their newly acquired home. The three couples had gathered for some pre-party shenanigans leading up to the big event.
"Oh, very mature," Sophie rolls her eyes. "Hannah, you're on my side, right?"
All eyes turn to Hannah, who has been sitting in absolute silence during the entire argument. Her face turns beet red at the attention and she avoids her sister's gaze. Then, in a completely silent but distinctive statement, she lifts her glass off the table and drains the remaining liquid.
Laughter fills the room and breaks the tension. Now it is Sophie's turn to sport some heated cheeks, realizing she had just called her big sister a whore.
"Guys, I think it's time to start getting dressed, so maybe we should just call it?" Aaron says.
The collective agrees, and the naughty deck of cards is stored away. The couples then kiss goodbye, before they sort the group by gender, and the men vacate Sarah and Stuart's apartment.
There had been a long-standing agreement for neither spouse to see their partner's costume before the party, and see who could identify their significant other first.
Or, at least that was what Hannah thought...
As the merry lads shimmy down the street en route to his and Hannah's apartment, Caleb smiles in nervous anticipation. He had carefully planned to surprise the woman he loved tonight and to use the ambiguity of the costumes to fulfill her deepest, dirtiest fantasy.