The elevator doors opened and I trudged out. Of all the times for them to work on my internet access, they chose the middle of a pandemic, and now I had to risk my health by driving into the office. At least I'd be alone. "I'm not even supposed to
be
here today," I quoted to myself.
"I wish you weren't," came an unexpected response. I looked over to the reception desk and saw Shiho at her laptop, not even deigning to look up at me.
"Oh. Good. The Office Sunshine is still here even in these trying times. You're what passes for essential these days, huh?"
"More essential than you are. What do you even
do
here, again?"
"Lots of stuff. Write reports. Send reports. Babysit morons who don't understand how data works. Harass receptionists. I'm busy."
"Too busy to annoy me?" she asked, suddenly cheerful.
"Never. When something's important, you make time for it."
She sighed deeply. "Lucky me."
I smiled and waved to her as I passed through the doors to the office itself. "See you later, Sunshine!"
"Not if I see you first," she called musically after me.
I walked through the empty columns and rows of cubicles. It felt eerie being the only one there, like I was a post-apocalyptic survivor who had made a lot of poor choices about what skills would be most useful after the collapse of society. The lights came on one group at a time as I walked into the field of vision of their motion detectors. Was I really the only one here? I walked a quick lap to confirm that yes, it was just Shiho and me alone here today.
I went to my desk and waited for my computer to boot up. I wasn't sure what, if anything, I had done to earn Shiho's ire. I certainly didn't remember any disastrous first impressions. And yet her treatment of me always left me feeling as though she viewed me as the dirt beneath her shoes. Even my attempts at dessert bribery were met with withering criticisms on how I could have done better, or sarcastic compliments, such as how I had done such a great job creating a dessert for dieters, since no one would want to have seconds. Funny, I had to admit, but I really wish she'd just take the stick out of her ass one of these days. Maybe fuck herself with it until she eased up a bit...
The morning passed uneventfully. Morons needed babysitting. Morons got babysat. Requests came in. Requests went out. All things I much rather would have been doing at home in pajamas with either a game or some porn on my personal computer to liven things up a bit. I squirmed in my chair. I would
definitely
rather have some porn in the background. After a few weeks of working alone at home, I suspected I had Pavlovian conditioned my cock to expect some personal attention every morning. Even now it tingled in my boxers, halfway to a full erection, impossible to simply ignore.
Well, did I have to ignore it? I stood up and looked around, meerkat-style. I
was
still alone. I sat back and leaned back in my chair, getting out my phone and searching for something good. My thoughts found their way to Shiho. Despite her personality, I couldn't deny her physical attractiveness. That demure face that belied her feistiness that bordered, sometimes on the far side, on bitchiness. The way her pencil skirt clung to her hips and ass. Her blouse that gaped at the buttons as it struggled to contain her tits that bounced so beautifully as she stormed past me. Her dark brown, crescent eyes that so frequently narrowed in a glare in my direction. Those plump lips that looked good even in a sneer.
I searched for a video about Japanese office women and found something that looked good, stroking my cock through my pants as it began, losing myself in the fantasy, watching blushing, buxom beauties brazenly baring their bewitchingly bouncing breasts to boisterous businessmen. I quickly grew to a full erection, and the friction of my hand through fabric no longer satisfied by craving. I unzipped my pants and took out my manhood, taking a moment to admire its girth and shining, thick head before wrapping my trembling hand around it.
I couldn't suppress a grin from the transgressive delight of openly masturbating in the office. My cock positively buzzed in pleasure, aching for a release that I knew wasn't far distant as I stroked my hand up and down its long shaft, twisting my hand, pumping quickly. I was close. I closed my eyes and slowed my pace, steadily caressing my shaft, fingers brushing below my head, as I deftly guided myself to an explosive climax. Ecstasy swelled inside me, growing,
growing
, ready to burst into orgasm.
"Fucking Christ, are you kidding me?" Shiho asked just as I passed the point of no return. I opened my eyes and saw her standing next to me, glaring at my cock with a sneer of disdain on her face. I pulled my hand off my cock, but it was too late to stop myself from cumming while my cock flailed helplessly, too shocked to cover myself up, frozen as both of us watched its frantic spasms as my cum spurted wildly onto my pants and the floor.
I raised my eyes and met hers. She huffed. "Can't you at least use the bathroom, you pervert?" Her cheeks glowed red. "Did you bring a lunch today, Tiny?"
"Uh, n-no," I stammered. My wilting cock still lay outside of my pants, glazed with cum, quickly shrinking.
She tossed a menu at my chest. "Pick something for lunch. Company's paying."
I hurriedly browsed the menu under her withering gaze, all too aware of my exposed vulnerability. "Cuban sandwich looks good. With chips and a drink. Please."
I offered the menu back to her, but she stepped back and put out her hands to keep me at a safe distance. "You keep it, Sir Cumsalot. And clean yourself up before lunch gets here." She turned on her heels and stomped away. My heart raced in my chest. I tucked my cock back into my pants and went to the bathroom to clean up and think.
I couldn't believe I had gotten caught masturbating like that. I had been so focused on my own pleasure I hadn't even heard her approach. And to have jizzed like that right in front of her, too. She'd never think of me as anything but a pervert. What if she told everyone? I was going to have to find a new job. My teeth tingled. My face burnt with shame. I could forget about ever getting a reference from here. "Yeah, Daniel was a great employee when he wasn't compulsively masturbating at his desk like a horny monkey." I splashed my face with cold water and dried off. On the way back to my desk, I contemplated the best way to beg Shiho to keep this a secret between us and what sort of largesse I'd have to offer her.
I sat down and went to unlock my computer when I noticed a blank page on my keyboard. I turned it over. I read it. I read it again. I thought for a few minutes and walked over to the reception desk and dropped it in front of Shiho.
"Did you write this?"
"I did."
"Signed and notarized?"