I knock on the huge door three times. The house is your typical Bondi mansion, all pastel colours and huge facades. Usually these Eastern suburb wankers are all show and no substance, buying big houses and fast cars on credit, and I know for a fact that the owner of the house I'm in front of is one of those tossers. He's my client, after all, and he's fucked me over big time. Hence the visit.
The door opens and the man I'd come to see looks out at me. He tries to smile but it comes across as a grimace.
'Gregor, what a surprise,' he says. 'What're you doing out this way?'
'Me? Oh, I've come across town through all the shitty traffic just to spend time with you, my friend.' I flash a grin and cross my hands in front of my crotch. 'But seriously, we have a lot to talk about.'
'And who are these two behind you?' He gestures to the two men that are shadowing me.
'Just my associates. They go everywhere with me. No need to worry. Unless you've done something wrong? You haven't done anything wrong, have you Tom?'
Tom shakes his head and steps back. He extends his arm and invites us into his house.
'Thank you, Tom,' I say as I sweep past him.
I move straight down the hall to his loungeroom where there are big white couches, fake leather to go with the fake life. These coke heads are all the same. The amount of coke that Tom takes, never mind the other drugs, makes me quite a bundle. When he pays, at least.
'Please, sit. Anything to drink for anyone?' Tom asks. He rubs his hands nervously.
'I'll have your best whiskey, thanks mate. Nothing for the boys.' Tom nods and scuttles away. I signal to Dimitiri and he follows Tom to the kitchen. I can never trust these blokes when the pressure starts to come down on them.
I make myself comfortable and looks out the window to take in the stunning view of Bondi beach as the sun starts to set. The sky is pink with streaky clouds patterning it. Beautiful.
Tom comes back and hands me my drink. I take a sip and spit it back into the glass.
'This is peaty. I hate peaty.'
'I can get you another one?' Tom offers and he half-stands in anticipation.
'Don't bother. Let's cut to the chase, OK? You owe me a fair bit of cash, my friend. I've indulged your needs for a while now, I thought we were on the level. But I gave you a large amount of coke with the idea that you would to sell it off and I still haven't received my money. So, what happened?'
'Look, I can explain.'
'I don't have time for explanations, reasons, excuses, whatever you want to call them. I just want repayment.'
At that moment I hear the door open and someone moves spritely down the hall to where we are discussing mattters.
'Hi Tommy,' a woman says as she enters. She sees Tom first but not the rest of us. Then her face drops and she looks confused as the full scene becomes apparent. 'Who are all these people?'
'Just friends, Claire, no worries.'
For the briefest moment I gawp at the woman who has just walked in. She looks stunning even without make-up. Her hair is tied into two pig-tail braids and she stands with her hands on her hips, taking long breaths like she has been working out, which given her figure I imagine she has been. I stand up and button my suit with one hand, holding out the other to shake. She ignores it.
'You must be Tom's girlfriend that I've heard so much about,' I say. 'The name's Gregor, and don't call me Greg.
'Fiancé.'
'What?'
'I'm his fiancé,' she says and stares back defiantly. She folds her arms. 'Tom, I thought we were going to have a night together?'
I look her up and down. She's in a tight black Calvin Klein top and her pants have some other new brand name I've never heard before up the leg. Where her tanned skin is visible I can see a sheen of sweat. The one thing I definitely notice is that her ass looked fantastic, all bundled up ready to be unpacked. Tom's one lucky guy. Or at least lucky in love. Not so lucky when it comes to paying back his debtors.
'Gregor, was it?' she says, turning back to me, and I flick my eyes quickly back to her face.
'Mmm?'
'I'm going to have a shower and by the time I'm done I expect you to be out of the house.'
Instantly I imagine her in the shower. How could I not? Naked, covered in suds. I take a moment before I reply.
'No problem, darling, you have my word.'
Her lips purse as if she's won a victory over me. Little does she know that this barely counted as a skirmish. I've an idea forming in the back of my head, something to win the war.
She turns and leaves us alone with Tom again.
'Righto, Tom, I understand maybe your business is struggling a little or whatever, maybe you sold the coke and kept the cash, or worse, spent it already. But I've thought of a way you can repay me without having to resort to robbery.'
He looks up from his drink.
'Mmm, yes, what then?'
'I'm going to take your girlfriend on a date.'
'Fuck off, no way.'
'What did you just say?'
'You can't be serious?' His face contorts as he contemplates the possibility that I mean what I say. He obviously doesn't know me well enough; I always mean exactly what I say.
'I am very serious. She's gorgeous, I'd love to spend a night in her company. And I promise you I'd call the debt off. Gone, just like that, a mini jubilee for my friend Tom.'
I see the cogs turn behind his eyes. Tom might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's not dumb enough to miss the fact that he is outmatched in the stature department. I might have my boys with me but even alone I could take on three clones of Tom and come out on top. He knows he doesn't have options.
'OK, I'll talk to her about it. No promise that she'll agree.'
'Tommy, I don't care what she says. It's your choice. You say yes, and you make it happen, or else the debt stands and maybe the next time I see you my offer isn't so generous. You're the man of the house, aren't you?'
He gulps and reaches for his drink. He finishes it in one swig.
'No worries, I'll tell her tonight once you leave.'
'Saturday? I'll pick her up.'
Tom nods imperceptibly.
'Excellent,' I say. 'A discerning choice, my friend. See how merciful I am? All I ask for is a little give and take.'
I slap him on the back, click my fingers to my entourage and we leave Tom to his task.
***
The car door opens and for a moment no one enters. My hand goes to my wristwatch and I twist it around. I stop myself. I have no idea why I am nervous, but it sure isn't a good look.
Finally, a head appears from outside and peers in hesitantly. I lean back and relax.
'Hello, darling,' I say with the most genial smile I can muster.
'Hi,' Claire says. I imagine the fights she's had with Tom before tonight. The little bastard obviously stuck it out for me. Well done to him.
Claire elegantly sits opposite me in the limo. If she is reticent, she sure doesn't show it. She is all legs and I follow them as they disappear under a short cream coloured skirt. Her top plunges down her neck line and she wears no bra, the hint of two perfect breasts poking out from behind the black fabric. Her hair is pulled back in a pony tail and her make-up accentuates her already amazing features. She took my breath away while she was hot and sweaty the other day, and now I almost have heart palpitations at the sight of her.
Thankfully I keep it together and swallow my delight. I've done my research on the girl. She is an Instagram model, always flaunting her good looks and always posing with merchandise. Pretty famous, too. Classically Bondi and way out of Tom's league, she came from some filthy rich family and is coasting on her looks and connections. All that means is she has a long way to fall.
She closes the door and the driver pulls off the curb and into the night.
'Champagne?' I ask and gesture to the waiting chilled beverage.
'Yes, why not. I might as well take you for everything you've got.'
'That's the spirit,' I say. 'Look, I'm just looking for a fun night out with a beautiful woman on my arm. I'm sure Tom told you the cause of the arrangement.'
'No, he wouldn't tell me the details, but he insisted it was important. Whatever, he's never been good with money.'
'Ah well, you've worked out it has to do with cash.'
'When doesn't it? He tends to take me for granted when it comes to his spending habits.'
'Don't you worry about tonight then, just have fun. You've done me and him a great favour.'
'Mmm,' she says and folds her arms.
I pour the drinks and hand her a glass and then we sit in silence as we sip. She turns her face away from me and stares out the window at the passing traffic. I use the opportunity to soak her in. I'm sure she knows that I'm looking her up and down but she ignores me. In very little time she finishes her first glass and jabs the empty vessel out at me as a command to fill it up. I obey.
'So,' I say, 'tell me about yourself. You're an influencer, Instagrammer, whatever it is that kids do these days.'
'Kids? I'm twenty-seven, thank you.'
'Could have fooled me, you barely look a day over twenty.'
'How flattering.'
'Tell me, does it ever get tiring? The constant posing and looking your best.'
'I dunno, you tell me, does your work ever get tiring?'
'All the time. I guess you're going to say you do it because you love it. But seriously, is it the money or the adoration?'
'Maybe a little bit of both,' she says, and she smiles for the first time.
'I thought as much. I mean, I get it. In my line of business, sure, the money's good, but I like the respect I get. Well, it might be more fear and intimidation, but it amounts to the same thing.'
'I won't ask.'