It seemed just like an ordinary day to me, it was a typical bleak, grey London morning as I rushed from the tube station to my front door. It had been a shitty morning so far, with the interview going particularly poorly. I looked at my watch, it was 11:11 and 11 seconds. Exactly at that moment, everything went deathly quiet. I though at first that I’d gone deaf, but I could still hear the noise my footsteps were making. I realised that everything else had stopped just where they were, as if in freeze frame at the end of a film!
Now this was scary. I called out, but heard nothing but an echo in response. I looked into the sky and saw the line of planes waiting to land at Heathrow just standing stationary in the sky. Weird. A thousand thoughts rushed through my mind, although my first was the sizes of my bladder, as I had been on the tube for nearly an hour and my morning coffee was about ready to make a re-appearance. I realised that I didn’t have to rush home, as there was no-one there to see me. The people surrounding me all had a vacant look in their faces as they stood mid-step. Whilst relieving myself into the nearby roadside drain, I though to myself, what fun I could have here!
I went over to the nearest attractive female I could see, a twenty-something waiting for a bus. She was in the process of drinking a can of Diet Coke as she froze. I took the arm that was holding the can and went to move it back to her side. To my surprise, she was warm and very pliable, with her arm moving exactly to where I wanted it to. My thoughts started racing. I lifted up her skirt and was amazed to find no panties and a beautifully trimmed bush, pointing to a sweet set of lips. I prised her legs apart slightly to feast my eyes on her fantastic assets. I was a little disappointed, as I couldn’t see much due to the fact that she was sitting down. “I wish I could get you to stand up” I said to myself out loud. Guess what happened, she stood up, although strangely still in this trance-like state. I couldn’t believe my luck, although I was starting to get a nagging conscience at the back of my head, asking myself if this was strictly OK. I told myself that she’d never know & it wasn’t as though I was going to hurt her!