My name is John... Hello.
Now, I'm not here to sit and tell you that I'm some sort of genius, but I'm not a complete idiot either. That being said, when I was in my early twenties, people probably saw me as a first-rate moron. Back then, my behavior was legendary for its absolute stupidity.
You see, somewhere around my 20th birthday, I decided the best way to spend my life was going to those warehouse dance parties that we used to call raves. I went to those things as often as possible, and of course I got as fucked up as possible.
I mostly drank and did a lot of E when I went, but I didn't necessarily limit myself to just those two evils. I was up for anything as long as it promised some cheap thrill or an altered state of mind. On top of that, I thought that drinking and using drugs somehow made me the coolest of the cool.
These days I can admit there just isn't anything cool or special about getting fucked up all the time. Back then though, I really did think I was something special. Yup, I really thought I was mister cool and smooth who could move with the groove. But in reality, I was just another fucking addict who needed some serious help.
The worst part of the whole thing was that something changed inside me whenever I got fucked up. That's when my stupid fucking brain tried to convince me that the pills I was popping magically transformed me into the god of romance. Yeah... So, whenever I got high, I'd constantly hit on women. Any woman, anywhere, any time.
Most of the women I would hit on were completely out of my league. They were smart and pretty and smelled so good. A lot of them were even married, but I didn't care. As I said... any woman, anywhere, any time. Needless to say, I got turned down in every way imaginable and got slapped more times than I care to mention. It seemed whenever I was high, nothing could stop me from making a total ass of myself.
The absolute height of my stupidity came when I was at yet another rave. It was Halloween night, and I went to this dance party called the Rave-N's Conspiracy. It seemed like everyone in town was there, most of which were in costume. I was dressed as a pirate captain, which seemed appropriate considering what I was up to.
As usual I was stoned out of my gourd, and since I was high, I was plying my wares in the romance department. Captain Romance, as I referred to my alter ego whenever I got stoned, was my wing man. My costume fit him perfectly, and he was on fire that night. The Captain had found not just one... but a total of three sexy ladies wanting to spend some time with me.
So I played it cool, splitting my time between these three willing hotties. I'd dance with each one while the others were taking a potty break or getting a drink. It was quite the juggling act to keep them from knowing about one another... But that night, the Captain had it covered.
As the evening went on, I started making out with one of the three hotties. She was the curvy dark-haired one with giant-sized titties wearing some sort of leather witch costume. She said her name was Corvus, but that I should call her Raven, and she kept lifting her skirt and rubbing her ass on my crotch. She even let me feel her up.
It looked like I had this Raven chick in the bag, so to speak, but the fucking Captain wasn't quite ready to let loose of the other two fine young ladies. I mean, who was I to deny any woman that rare opportunity to be with the Captain? So I kept working my game with all three of them.
Yes, sir, the night's events were playing into the Captain's hands. Every little bit, Raven would go off to talk with friends, powder her nose, or get another cocktail... You know, like girls do at these things.
As luck would have it, this blonde chick in a bodice would be right there to dance with me as soon as Raven was gone. Then when I was done dancing with Blondie, this taller gal in this sexy roman soldier outfit would be waiting to spend some time with me.
I was as smooth as silk that night. These women had no idea Captain Romance was playing all three of them. I'd never danced, kissed, or been groped so much in my life.
Eventually, I'd find my way back to Raven, or maybe she would find me. I have no idea which. Then we would continue our make-out session. Of course, if someone made me choose between the three, Raven was the one I wanted to go home with. Damn, she had some big tits.
As the evening went on, things got crazy and my little game started to backfire on me. Of course it did. How could it not? The whole thing started going to hell when I saw the blonde talking to the tall soldier girl. At that point, I was sure I'd been caught. There was no doubt that I needed to get control of the Captain before things got completely out of hand.
If there was any chance of me scoring. If I was going to get laid that night, I knew I needed to concentrate all my efforts on Raven. It wasn't easy, but I finally got the Captain to agree with me and I stopped dancing with the other two hotties. Then I patiently waited for Raven to return after she left to tinkle.
The lines at the ladies' room must have been pretty long because Raven was gone for a while. I wasn't worried. I knew she would come back to me. I knew she could never fully resist Captain Romance.
It was pretty late when Raven finally got back from whatever she was doing, or she may have only been gone for five minutes... I was so fucked up at that point I really didn't know. But this time when she came back, she looked at me with a devilish grin and said, "Hey, I scored some VE... You want a hit?"
"What's Vee Eee?" I hesitantly asked, as if I was suddenly picky about the drugs I took.
"It's kind of like Sexy-X. You are going to love it." She grinned, pressing her tits into me as she put this odd-looking pill on her tongue.
VE?... Sexy-X? I didn't have a clue what she was talking about... But when she fed that pill to me with a deep sexy kiss, I swallowed it. Then she took me by the hand and hauled me off to the dance floor.
Now, no matter how hard I try. No matter what I do. The only thing I can remember after taking that hit of VE is being led out onto the dance floor. After that, everything was a blur at best, with most of what happened at that rave being a full-on blackout.