This story's protagonist is a trans man who has had top surgery.
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I wish I hadn't come tonight.
The club is busy, clamouring with tipsy 20-somethings clumsily dancing and feeling each other up, hoping to get lucky. Usually I would be one of them. Except tonight, I was invited out by a date who has proved himself to be incredibly dull and also frustratingly hard to lose.
I sigh as I watch a couple grind on each other while he yells in my ear about some band he swears he knows the lead singer of.
Maybe I could use the bathroom excuse? I can feel my bladder getting full so it wouldn't totally be a lie. The bathroom is in the opposite direction of the entrance but if I'm lucky I can blend in to the crowd and escape after I exit the toilets, while he's not looking.
"I have to piss!" I shout over the music when there's a pause in his monologue. I don't wait for a response before darting off, hoping he just finds someone, anyone else, to bore.
I make it to the bathroom and it is blissfully empty. I wait for a moment to make sure he didn't follow me before heading over to a stall. I really do need to pee.
I unzip my jeans and hear a light thud.
Fuck, that's embarrassing and gross. My packer slipped out of my pants and is now sat on the edge of the stall, in a puddle of piss. After a moment of dumbfounded staring, annoyed at myself for not securing it better, I wrap some toilet paper around my hand and reach for it. Just as I'm about to grab it I hear a voice.
"Well, that makes things more interesting."
Shit. He found me. With my jeans unzipped, still a few inches down my thighs, and my dick on the floor.
"Why didn't you tell me you had a bonus hole? I'd love to see it," he smirks, pulling me out of the stall effortlessly. He turns and pushes me up against the sinks, forcing me onto the counter and starts pawing at my jeans.