When my sweet, sexy little girlfriend told me that her auntie was coming to stay with us for a few days in Beijing I laughed. When she said she was serious i said 'No fucking way.'
'But it will be good for Daddy to get her out of the house for a bit. And it's the kind thing to do.'
'She can go to a fucking hotel. Why would she want to come here anyway?'
'Don't be nasty. Ill look after her. You wont even know she's here.'
This was a few weeks after I'd fucked the dirty old bitch. I was particularly on edge because my girlfriend wouldn't have sex on her period and this one seemed to be going on forever. She had deigned to give me a blowjob a few days earlier, but she didn't really know what she was doing and it irritated me to have her daintily sucking the end of my dick, looking up hopefully and asking me if it felt good. I had a very bad feeling about her auntie coming, but it seemed like she was putting her foot down and I couldn't see how to avoid it.
We picked auntie up from the airport the following evening. She seemed smaller in the crowd; short and not as fat as i remembered. She wore a horrible pink dress and sandals. Her finger and toenails were also bright pink and her face was plastered in thick makeup. She thrust a large suitcase at me which seemed to be empty and strutted with my girlfriend to the car. I watched their asses as i followed behind like a dog; one pert and athletic, the other fatter and sagging. You could see the outline of her underwear through the dress.
We had a horrible evening in which my girlfriend's cooking was roundly abused and my flat filled with greasy cigarette smoke. I went to bed early but could her auntie squawking through the wall, telling my girlfriend that she was to old to be unmarried, that foreigners were no good and that she should look for an older chinese man to settle down with soon.
The next day i went to work early and stayed out very late; having dinner and drinks with a colleague. I got home drunk and depressed to find my girlfriend lounging on the sofa; alone in the dark, watching some chinese crap on tv. I slumped down next to her and put my hand on her leg. It was soft, plump and slightly hairy. It was not my girlfriend.
Auntie was wearing my girlfriend's new dressing gown and apparently nothing else. She grinned at me horribly and rested her bare feet on my lap.
'Oh.' I said, stupidly. 'I thought...'