It became apparent that we, my wife and I, were in need of some extra income.
Our adult kids always seemed to have some kind of significant financial disaster that we would have to bail them out of and, as I had no ready stash of cash, I determined that a part-time job was the solution to my mounting credit card debt.
I was hoping for a physically easy part-time evening/weekend gig.
While perusing the Craigslist ads, I found this ad:
"Mature male seeks mature male for personal assistant, light gardening, light housework, occasional server duties. Contact for details. DISCRETION REQUIRED."
That caught my eye.
After my initial fears of mafia warlords subsided, I contacted the owner of the ad.
"Are you able to fulfill the duties outlined in the ad?" he asked.
"Yes, I believe so." I replied.
"Your age?"
"Sixty-one."
"Height and weight?"
"Six foot two, two hundred twenty-five pounds."
These questions were starting to get personal.
"Describe your hair from the neck up."
"Uh, I have a moustache and beard, graying, and I'm balding, and I keep it all short."
What difference did all that make for a job, I wondered?
"Describe your hair from the neck down."
Yeah, this was getting personal.
"May I ask what is the relevance of these personal questions?"
"They are required. Do you wish to terminate the interview?"
"Uh, no- I guess not."
"Then please answer the question."
"I am not very hairy. I shave my chest, cock, balls and ass. All other hair below my neck is kept to about a quarter inch."
"Interesting. Are you married?"
"Yes."
"What is your sexual orientation?"
Now I was beginning to suspect there was some sexual aspect to all of this.
"I am bisexual."
As far back as grade school I have been experimenting with other guys- playing with each other's little dicks and doing nude dares. Getting sucked by an old waiter I worked with as a teen...and returning the favor- My first real blow job.
Becoming a sex partner with a gay couple. Meeting other men for sex through apps. And no, my wife doesn't know...
"You will need to report for an in-person interview at my residence tomorrow at 5 pm."
I agreed and he provided the address.
I informed him that I would be coming straight from work and wouldn't have time to change into appropriate interview clothing.
"Appropriate interview clothing is irrelevant." was all he said before hanging up.
Five pm came, and I was knocking on his door.
The door opened and he looked at me, as in up and down.
"I am Peter. Come in." he said, walking away from the open door.