Ch. 5: Camilla Comes Calling.
It was just after midday on Wednesday. But because Camilla was calling, I had dressed early for work in my BlueSky Holidays cabin crewman uniform of sky-blue jacket and trousers and a shirt and tie of the same colour, and black shoes. And I had dressed fastidiously - I wanted to look my best. I had polished each shoe for fifteen minutes, and I had fastened my tie a dozen times until I was satisfied with the knot.
Time was going to be tight today. But early afternoon traffic was lighter, and it was a short car ride to Gatwick Airport. And besides, Camilla was working today too, and her flight departed at about the same time as mine. So at least Camilla wouldn't have the luxury of time afterwards to glory in and gloat over her total vanquishment of her longtime antagonist - my girlfriend, Gemma.
I looked through the living room window, the third time in as many minutes. Gemma was due home for her one-hour lunch break from her DIY superstore workplace. I wondered if Gemma had used her 'particular influence' yet with her boss Mr Aspinal to give me a job in the loading bay. A job I didn't want. But a job I would have great trouble declining.
My thoughts returned to what I had been thinking about all morning: Gemma's 12:30 phone call from Camilla. Camilla's ultimatum.
Gemma told me she would agree to Camilla's abominable demand for my sake. But the price of her utterly humiliating submission to save my reputation was that our relationship would be on 'a new footing'. And, after what Gemma had put me through last evening, I knew just exactly what our 'new footing' would entail.
My watch told me it was 12:14. I was now in a fit of agitation. I looked out the window again - still no sign of Gemma. It was a 10-minute walk from her DIY superstore workplace. Where was she? Had she cried off? Unable to go through with facing and submitting so totally to her bete noire? No - not Gemma! Gemma would be here. Gemma would see this thing through.
My thoughts drifted again, back to my Rest-day yesterday. By all accounts, Tuesday would be my last real time off for some time.
My cabin crewman colleague Terry had been right yesterday when he'd warned me that Janice or one of the other girls in Crewing would be in touch about my new rostering. I was hoping it would be the Head of Crewing, Janice, but the disaster was that it had been Suzy, a friend of Camilla. I suspected this was no accident, but Camilla's doing, and my suspicion was borne out by what Suzy said. Suzy informed me that today would be the last day of my curtailed 7-day roster. Suzy told me my new work schedules would have me working under Senior Stewardess Camilla whenever possible, starting Thursday.
At all costs, I would have to keep news of this from Gemma.
And to think that I had told Terry I would try to get on the good side of Janice and the other girls in Crewing, in hopes of them passing on a good word or two to our COO, Ms Gina Summers, commending my agreeability. 'Agreeability', being the revised-contracted cabin crewman's new watchword. I would say they could have all the latitude they wanted with my rostering without complaint; count on me as a last-minute replacement without a quibble, and I would waive the privacy protocol that protected me from their home call-up harassment. In short: I would be as agreeable as could be. But, unfortunately, Camilla's friend and contact in Crewing, Suzy, had preempted me and rendered my intended goodwill-garnering gesture null and void. Camilla's crony in Crewing Suzy had also told me to report to her personally for my weekly rosters every Thursday. But, of course, that had to be Camilla's doing as well. Because I knew with certainty that it could only mean one thing: Suzy was going to have me massage her feet. How did I know? Suzy had told me to bring my kneeling mat.
Terry had been right on the money when he'd said we would not get much time off duty for a while because of Crewing's 'creative rostering' in response to the resignation on Monday of ninety-plus per cent of cabin crewmen. Suzy told me that my weekly rosters for the next two months would have at least three double shifts and that Stand-bys would replace Rest-days. Suzy also confirmed something else Terry had told me yesterday, formally informing me that all cabin crewmen must now serve their Stand-by duties in the crew room. While awaiting our possible call-up, we were to be on hand to provide foot massages for the returning air hostesses and polish their after-shift uniform pumps.
To Camilla's outrage, Senior Stewardess Donna had usurped me at the last minute on Monday to work on her flight instead of Camilla's. And today, on the fifth but now the last day of my curtailed 7-day roster, I was down to work under Senior Stewardess Donna on BH701, BlueSky Holidays 14:00 departure from Gatwick to Lanzarote in the Canary Islands. The return flight, BH702, was scheduled to arrive back at Gatwick with returning holidaymakers at 23:55.
Yet another late finish. But now it would be par for the course, as would be massaging the returned air hostesses' feet, their now contractually entitled cabin crewman-provided service. No doubt, Donna would pull rank on her air hostesses again tonight to claim first dibs with me as she had done on Monday night in the crew room. I had once refused Donna an after-flight footrub when she'd told me her feet were killing her. But on Monday night, I could not refuse Donna - and I did not wish to. Because by then, the catalytic events of the day had released from dormancy what I had described in my tell-all confession to Gemma as my new 'appreciation' for air hostesses' feet, and my former reserve to oblige Donna had gone. And neither was I reluctant to provide after-flight foot service to my share of later returning and delayed air hostesses - including, and not least - the flagrantly over-exploitative Senior Stewardess Camilla and some of her example-following cronies.
I reflected that things had moved on apace since Monday when the COO, Ms Gina Summers, imposed her Subservience to Stewardesses directive on the cabin crewmen. That is, the few who were left, after ninety-plus per cent of us had taken Ms Summers' quit-money to resign quietly there and then rather than sign our revised contracts. Revised contracts that, in addition to many other disimprovements and disadvantages to our pay and working conditions, obliged us to assume our regulation issue one-foot square, one-inch thick foam-rubber kneeling mats and silently massage our female counterparts' after-flight feet.
So now, there was only one cabin crewman left at each of BlueSky Holidays' six regional bases. And six of us Gatwick-based: me, Terry, Tony, Glen, Greg, and Daren, who had spent his Day-off yesterday looking urgently online and in-person for another job at one of our rival airlines.
Hence the need for Crewing to radically redo the rosters of the now critically under-numbered cabin crewmen to help cope with the resultant staff shortage. It would take time for the hundred all-female replacements, who wanted to come and work for Ms Gina Summers for ideological reasons, to leave their present airlines and find their feet at BlueSky Holidays.
I looked out of the window again - at last!
I went to the kitchen and put the kettle on. And from the fridge, I got the chicken salad sandwich I'd made.
Here was Gemma.
***
Gemma liked to sit in the living room to drink her tea first while it was hot and then go to the kitchen to eat her lunch at the table.
"Here you are, sweetheart," I said, handing the cup of tea to Gemma. She was sitting at her customary left end of our three-seat sofa, and now I sat down at my end. "I've made you a nice chicken salad sandwich for your lunch, Gemma. It's on the kitchen table under a cover." Gemma said nothing, but she gave me a look full of meaning.
Gemma wore an above-the-knee black skirt of a robust material to work. And so when Gemma rested her left calf on her right knee and her bare heel popped from her well-worn black work flat, displaying her instep too, it made for a pretty sight. But I stared at the bottom of her bare heel, already grimy from a morning of her habitual workplace barefooting. Gemma caught my look. And then I knew we were both thinking back to last evening, and we were thinking the same thing. Gemma said, "And to think, Mason, I have got Camilla to thank for the best sex we've ever had."