Ch. 4: (of 6) Queen of the Skies.
After my all-night session of massaging the dark nyloned feet of returned air hostesses in the crew room and polishing their uniform black three-inch heel pumps in their locker room, I finally got home at 7 a.m. on Tuesday.
On top of my early afternoon flight duty, my long night of foot massaging and pump polishing had drained me. Longing for sleep, I barely had the energy to climb the stairs, hauling myself up by the bannister rail to avoid clumsily tripping and waking my light sleeper girlfriend, Gemma.
I set my alarm to 1 p.m. before undressing quietly and getting into bed. Gemma murmured dreamily and turned towards me, but then she settled back to sleep. I looked at her face, the face that was always in my mind's eye. In sleepful repose on the pillow, Gemma's face was the picture of serenity. There was no hint of the volcanic personality lying dormant.
Waiting for sleep to overcome me, I thought about my guilty secret: Camilla.
I did not wake when Gemma got up at 7 a.m. to go to the local big-chain DIY superstore where she worked behind the counter 8-5 Monday-Friday and occasional Saturdays for overtime.
I was too busy dreaming.
Dreaming: About the BlueSky Holidays Chief Operating Officer Ms Gina Summers' introduction yesterday of the Subservience to Stewardesses directive to revised-contracted cabin crewmen.
Dreaming: About First-Night foot service, the inauguration last night in the crew room of the air hostesses' latest perk of their job.
Dreaming: About the 'Trio' seating system. Deemed most practical last night by the returned air hostesses, the Trio format maximised the efficiency of their after-flight footman. On his regulation issue kneeling mat, his usefulness was utilised to the full by affording comfortable shoulder footrests to the two in-waiting air hostesses to either side of the centrally seated, foot service receiving air hostess.
Dreaming: About massaging the returned air hostesses' tired and achy feet. On my personalised corporate colour one-foot square, one-inch thick foam-rubber kneeling mat, performing post-flight foot massages for my female counterparts into the small hours of the night.
Dreaming: About black three-inch heel uniform pumps wafting after-shift foot scents in my face when dangled and swung from the dark nyloned toes of the two outer seated in-waiting air hostesses using my conveniently positioned shoulders for footrests while awaiting their own turns to occupy the central, foot service receiving seat.
Dreaming: About air hostesses issuing their foot massage instructions or just leaving it to me. Some air hostesses, haughty and assertive in their new empowerment over their revised-contracted cabin crewmen counterparts. Other air hostesses, already taking their newly entitled cabin crewman-provided post-flight privilege for granted, ignored me while over coffee or mineral water they chatted to other hosties - I was merely their silence observing knee-bound foot servant or footrest.
Dreaming: About Gemma's longtime antagonist: Senior Stewardess Camilla Cameron.
Camilla: Who, through the Camilla/Gemma-Mason connection, was the bane of my work-life... until last night.
Camilla: The sole of one dark nyloned foot on my face, supported in nonstandard and nonregulation but unresisting and acquiescent compliant cooperation; her other foot, in my Subservience to Stewardesses directive conforming, careful and considerate hands to be soothingly massaged post-flight.
Camilla: Recording on her smartphone camera what last night in the crew room she laughingly called 'footage': Foot sniffing, foot kissing, shoe sniffing and shoe kissing photos and video clips of me, with which to taunt her implacable adversary Gemma to maddening but powerless fury. But Camilla's real goal was not to post on social media sites as threatened all of her photos and videos of me sniffing and kissing the dark nyloned feet and the black three-inch heel uniform pumps of Camilla and her clique of easily-led cronies and many other air hostesses, but to use as leverage to issue an ultimatum to Gemma. A call for Gemma's declaration of her decisive defeat. Gemma's avowed acceptance of, and promised full compliance with, Camilla's chosen triumphal coup de grace victory rite: to go to her knees and beg to kiss the soles of her feet.
Camilla: Inhaling long and deep from her after-shift dark nyloned under-the-toes aroma. Super enhanced after her overrunning sixteen-hour flight duty, the stinky stimulus had erected in my cabin crewman's sky-blue uniform trousers the tented proof for all to see of not my repulsed aversion but the exact opposite.
Camilla: Whose subjugating, after-work dark nyloned super-scented sole, I had kissed in unprompted and unforced homage.
Thereby anointing Camilla, my Queen of the Skies.
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I woke up with my phone alarm at 1 p.m. feeling unrefreshed.
A lot had been going on in my unconscious mind, processing the ramifications of signing my cabin crewman's revised contract yesterday, agreeing to abide by the BlueSky Holidays Chief Operating Officer Ms Gina Summers' new Subservience to Stewardesses directive.