This is a true account of actual events.
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'It is possible to play a card game while wearing clothes for the duration
'.
That was HER text. Yet, later, fresh home from the office and sliding on to the stool beside mine at the kitchen island – glass of wine in hand, eyes twinkling, she reached down to pop off first her right shoe then her left shoe. She also made very sure to rest her wineglass hand on my thigh for balance throughout the process. And to contact several areas of my inner thigh in the process.
I should get this out there straightaway. I don't have a foot thing but she has extremely sexy bare feet – long, slender, one small discreet tattoo – and they end in absolutely spectacular legs, especially when they're bare – as they were under the shortish skirt. And she was, as you know already, expert at multitasking with malicious intent.
All of which led to a significant bulge in my slacks as we counted off items of clothing.
Turned out I could keep my socks. That was the short version. Long version: she had some quite exotic bra and pants combos – and had clearly been thinking about sex much of day, since the unsolicited text came in at 10:03. And there was a particular twinkle in her eye when she emphasized the just in, "Just bra and panties underneath what you see."
We cut. She won. Jack over 8. So much for my socks and she got first deal. My bare foot of course immediately becoming a magnet for her slim toes.
She truly is gorgeous. And the legs and feet are only part of the package of course. Think Lauren Thompson from the Golf Channel – only with a more natural honey blonde hair shade.
We play straight 5 card stud. No wilds. No draws. Random chance, she called it now. There was a time when she would call it 'Gods Will' – albeit with a hint of irony.
A pair of Jacks, King high.
King high, full stop.
The pair was hers, of course.
Mind you, it was something of a relief-release to be honest – if you know what I mean – when I unbuttoned, unzipped and hefted my rearend enough to push my slacks down. Even the quick use of her foot to see they went all the way off and into a bundle on the floor wasn't overly disturbing. After all, random chance tends to even out.
Shuffling, she dealt again.
Pair of 6s, Ace high.
King high, full stop.
Fact is, I seemed to be stuck on King high.
And once my shirt was off, she was positively radiant. And not in the least reticent to, well, since my engorged tip was half protruding from my well-stretched briefs she treated it as 'public property' and nonchalantly plucked the thick elastic, peeling it down to expose the entire quivering tip and much of my erection.
Then she simply gathered the cards, shuffled and dealt again.
Queen high.
Queen high.
But one of the Queens had a Jack for support.
Now truly treating my erection as public property, because it was, she reached out casually, eyes twinkling, and unerringly dipped her elegant index finger in the pre-cum pooled in the tip of my engorged head. Then she ostentatiously licked that finger – then she helped out by gently holding my erection between that forefinger and her thumb as I once again raised my hips – this time to peel off my briefs and kick them onto the floor. And she didn't let go...not until she'd thrown in a gratuitous slow stroke or two
"I'm due," I said, trying for nonchalance -- but with an unfortunate audible gasp when she slowly stroked me again.
"Already," she quipped, deliberately mis-reading my intent, and cocking her eyebrows at my erection twitch in response.
Still chuckling, she released me, gathering the cards. "Feel free to beg surrender," she started to deal again, "Because from where I sit you're in big trouble."
She was right.
Being raised hardcore Christian, she'd been amused by our developing the initial parameters as Commandments – you know, Thou Shalt Not Seek for Cards of the Wild Sort, etc. They had evolved, over time, into the following: