Written to fulfill part of a debt
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Naked. Me, Naked. CFNM again. Clothed Female Naked Male. Me, Naked Male. She, Clothed Female. Turn around and I was naked. Again. And again. And again. Okay, rant over. Probably. But it was a bit ridiculous.
"I think you like losing to me," she said. Frequently.
"That's not true," I protested. And it wasn't true but given how often it happened her perception was understandable. Not that it was worth arguing about. Especially when I was sitting on one of the stools at the island, naked, of course, yet again. While she was sort of standing over me, once again fully clothed.
This time I'd started out in jeans, briefs and teeshirt - period. She'd been clad in slippers (counted as two separate items), jeans, panties (presumably) - bra (presumably) - teeshirt, jacket and a whole whack of jewellry. I say presumably because I never got near finding out if for sure that she had a bra and panties on but I had to assume they were tucked safe and warm under all that cover.
"You could have played fair," I observed.
"I did." She flicked a grin downwards at my exposed cock - which was more hard than not; yet not as hard as it had been a little earlier and presumably would be again.
"You had at least twice as many clothes on as me."
"That's your fault, not mine. You should have put more on - or told me to take some off."
Female logic. Notice, any sense of acting voluntarily to be fair never entered the conversation. I didn't call her out, ergo it was my fault she'd probably have had to lose twice as often as me to finish naked. MORE than twice as often.
"Look, you lost 5 games to my 2. That's why you're naked."
"But..."
"And I got a Bonus..." she cut off my protest. "To go with my 3 Bonuses up at the cottage."
For Bonus read Bonus Forfeit. Forfeits, in this instance. My cock was harder now (as I predicted: every guy knows it kind of ebbs and flows in these circumstances). Brushing it nonchalantly to one side, I said: "You took off your belt for one of those two losses."
"So did you."
"I was barefoot and shirtless by then."
"Again, your own fault. Look, you lose because you're a worse card player - look, look here, why didn't you play this Ace earlier when it would've taken the trick?" Her index finger tapped on the Ace of Spades amongst the scattered cards remaining from the last hand.
"Because I was, you know, saving it. For a later trick. "
"Well you also lost that trick and the Ace. That's how you lost 4 of the 5 tricks in the last hand. That's why you're naked and I'm not."
Typical twisted logic. Of course with hindsight that was clear. Starting out with three times the clothes of your opponent was definitely a factor. Not that it probably mattered. 21...Yahtzee...and now our own version of Euchre - she finished up clothed and I wound up naked.
It also didn't seem to matter whether we started out naked, with the winner putting on clothes - or in the more traditional loser removes items of clothing approach. I still finished up naked.
"Okay, tell you what," I gathered the cards, changing the subject, "double or nothing."
"We did that, when you were down to your briefs." She chuckled, lovely eyes twinkling. "What do you have left to bet? You're sitting there stark naked."
Crossed my mind I could bet the teatowel that was cushioning my naked butt from the cool wooden stool, but I dismissed that bet as improbable to meet with success. "Tell you what - what would you like?"
"No-no," chuckling and shaking her head, she actually wagged a finger, "YOU are supposed to tell me. We've been through all this. That's why you owe me the story - as the double or nothing. Because you can't seem to tell me what you'd like you can put it in one of your stories."
She leaned close, and kissed me. "And I do like your stories. Now I'm going for a hot bath, warm up. You make the tea for when I get out," she slapped my butt (the part of butt hanging off the stool) with a resounding crack, in passing.
She was going for a bath to warm up.
I was the one who was stark naked and cold.
But I made the tea...
And when she emerged from the ensuite bathroom, I was on top of the bedcovers - still naked and fully on view. She was wrapped in a snug dressingrobe.
Seeing that I'd laid out the cards in the centre of the bed, she actually clucked her tongue, Albeit with a smile. "I had an idea while I was in the bath."
"Super. What was it?"
"That you might do this."
"Good. Then you're open to conversation. Hear me out. You did say it might be fun if I was naked when I read the story to you?"