"Get up, you lazy sod."
I looked up from where I was lying in bed, reading.
"Why," I asked my wife, "should I do such a silly thing? It's my day off and I'm quite comfortable lying hear."
"Get up anyway," she said with a laugh. "Go and get yourself some breakfast. I'm pinching the car for half an hour. I want to get some milk."
Interpreting that I knew she meant she'd be gone for an hour and would buy a lot of things, one of which would be milk. I sighed and stretched and hopped out of bed.
By the time I reached the kitchen the car was backing out of the drive and she was gone. I wasn't particularly hungry so I just started making some coffee. I might eat after my coffee, but I might not, too.
I hadn't actually made the coffee when the back door burst open and a voice was cheerfully calling out.
"Hi, Meg. It's me. What have you been up to?" yelled Jenny, the woman who lived next door.
She came rushing into the kitchen and came to a screeching halt when she saw me standing there. For my part, I was looking her over. Jenny was early twenties, blonde, a bit scatter-brained, very good figure, especially her bust, and a little short on common-sense where clothes were concerned. Her current outfit was a very tiny and tatty pair of denim shorts, and a cropped top that had been cropped a little bit too much. Not that I was complaining. I could see a nice bit of under-boob there.
"What are you doing here?" she demanded, sounding indignant.
"I live here," I pointed out.
"But I just saw you drive down the street."
"No," I said, shaking my head. "You just saw Meg drive down the street. She's going to the shops."
"Oh. Why aren't you at work? Are you sick?" She was eyeing my pyjamas suspiciously.
"It's my day off and I'm not sick. Just lazy. Did you want Meg for anything in particular or were you just dropping by to say hullo?"
"Oh. Just saying hullo. Seeing she's not here I'll go."
"Ok. Um, before you go, there're a couple of things I've been wondering about and perhaps you can let me know the answers."
Jenny gave me an inquisitive look and I smiled.
"Are these natural or enhanced?" I asked her, giving her crop top a little upwards tug that resulted in it popping up over her breasts, letting them spill free in all their glory.