*All characters are 18+. This is a work of fiction for erotic entertainment only. Real-life sex should always be with enthusiastic consent.*
Copyright 2024 Apophenia
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"Fuck, yes!"
I laughed as the guy on top of me rolled over and collapsed on his back. His name escaped my mind. Tom? Tim? Maybe Dan. Eh, whatever. The sex was good. That's what was important here.
He fumbled with the condom, slipping it off and tossing it on the floor. Ugh. I'd have to clean that up. Oh, well. That was a later-me problem.
And not the biggest mess in the house. Below us, rhythmic bass thumped through the floor. The music vibrated in my chest. I giggled and hummed along a bit.
The bed bounced, and my head spun. Tim or whatever climbed off and went searching for his pants.
"Hey," I mumbled. "Bring me a beer." Sex made me thirsty but also too tired to move. Plus I was dizzy enough to fall on my ass. Maybe I had enough alcohol for tonight.
Nah.
The guy I fucked slipped on his shirt, then froze. I scrunched my eyes at him. He looked kinda funny with his arms halfway up in the air.
But then he said, "Oh, shit. Cops!" And sprinted out of my room.
Cops? Lights flashed at the bottom edge of the window. I groaned. Fuck. I told my roommates the music was too loud. Not everyone here was twenty-one. I wasn't, almost but not quite. They laughed and said I needed another drink. I didn't think the cops would go away if we offered them a drink.
Although, I could've planned better. Naked and drunk, I probably didn't have time to get dressed and run out the back. Besides, I lived here. Which meant I had a good reason for being here. Yeah, that could work. It was dark and late, and I was just sleeping. What party?
Burying myself beneath my blankets, I turned away from the door and closed my eyes. Maybe they wouldn't even see me.
Footsteps stomped up the stairs. A few heavy knocks thumped on my door. Bright light bounced in through my eyelids. I groaned as my head throbbed, then remembered I was supposed to be asleep.
"Hello? Anyone here? You -- on the bed, get up!"
Damnit. Reluctantly rolling over, I made a show of rubbing my eyes. "Huh? Who're you?"
We stared at each other.
The cop didn't look much older than me. Kinda cute, actually. Maybe this was his first time breaking up a college party. Maybe a little flirting and a lot of apologizing would make him feel sorry for me.
Scooting up and clutching my sheets, I 'accidentally' let them slip, revealing my bare shoulders and the tops of my breasts. "Oh! Officer! Um, what-- what's going on?"
His eyes immediately fell to my boobs. "There was a complaint of a noise disturbance. How old are you, miss? Do you have an ID?"
I bit my lip and glanced at my purse on the desk next to the door. "I, um, I'm not sure what you mean. I've been asleep, I didn't hear anything?"
Unfortunately, he followed my eyes. Fuck. Without asking, he rummaged through my bag. I wasn't sure he was allowed to do that, but protesting wouldn't help my cause.
He pulled out my driver's license. "Christine, is it? Looks like you. Twenty years old. Hm. You seem a little flushed. I'm going to need you to take a sobriety test." Moving closer, he held my ID in one hand and a device in the other.
Yeah, I wasn't going to pass that test. Fuck it. I dropped the sheet and lowered my head, looking sadly at the bed like I'd forgotten that I wasn't wearing anything.
Be distracted by my tits, cop. Forget about the party.
"I'm so sorry, officer. It won't happen again, I promise. I swear I only had a little. I didn't even like it! Maybe you could make an exception? It's probably best if I sleep it off, right? I really do live here..."
Peeking up through my lashes, I held back a smile as he stared intently at my boobs. His arm fell. After another few seconds, he slipped the device into his pocket, then dropped my ID into my purse.
Yes!
Relieved, I pulled up the sheets. No jail for this girl, hah!
His hand shot out and yanked the sheets back down. "Leave it."
I blinked and froze. Stepping right next to me, he unbuckled his belt. My eyes popped. Oh, fuck no. Flashing him was an entirely different story than whatever he had in mind.
I shuffled away. "Oh, I, uh-- Look, I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend." I didn't, but that wasn't important. "I didn't mean to... I'm sorry, sir. I really should, um, go back to sleep. Just me. Sleeping. Alone."
He paused, frowned at me, and his face flushed. "Right. I think you need to come with us, miss. Get dressed, please."
"Umm, are you sure? I'll be twenty-one in a few months! It's kind of a dumb law anyway, right?" I laughed a little.
He scowled. That probably wasn't the smartest thing to say to a cop.
Spinning his finger in the air, he said, "Come on, turn around. I'll take you down wrapped in a bedsheet if I have to." In his other hand was a pair of cuffs.
"Oh, wow. You don't need those. I'll go with you!" I gathered the sheets and wrapped them like he said. My clothes were all over the floor. He didn't look like he'd patiently wait for me to put them on, and I didn't want to give him a view of my bare ass anyway.
"Standard procedure, miss. Please cooperate." He smirked as he grabbed my wrist.