It was a hot day and Denise had finished all her chores about the place. Having some free time she decided to go swimming. There was a small dam at the rear of the property, water reserved for the orchard and animals, and quite good for swimming on a hot day. Slipping on her bikini and a beach-robe she wandered off for a relaxing dip.
Denise was a bit taken aback when she reached the small dam to find that there were a couple of men already in it, enjoying a cool swim. None of the estate hands would be here at this time of the day and even if they were they wouldn't be wasting their time by swimming. The foreman would have their balls for breakfast if they did. He was a real stickler for having the men work when they were being paid to do so.
"Excuse me, but do you realise that this is private property?" she called. "You have no right to be here."
The two men turned their attention to her, drifting closer.
"Ah, and who might you be?" one asked.
"I'm Denise. My father owns this place. I trust you know who my father is, seeing you're on his property."
"I dunno," said one of the men. "Hey, Barney, do you know who her father is?"
"Cause I do. He's the owner. The girl just told you that. Weren't you listening?"
"Maybe I asked the wrong question. Tell me, Barney, do you care who her father is?"
"Now that is indeed a better question. The short answer is no."
"You mean there's a long answer?"
"Certainly. The long answer is I neither know nor care, but I'm too polite to say that sort of thing."
The two men resumed looking at Denise who was flushing slightly. Rude imbeciles. Couldn't they see they weren't wanted?
"Just who are you?" she demanded.
"Names, Barney. We didn't give her our names, and after she was so polite as to give us hers. Where are your manners?"
"Quite right. I do apologise, Denise. He's Fred and I'm Barney. Fred Rubble and Barney Stone, to be precise."
"Fred and Barney. You've got to be kidding me."
"You have a problem with our names?" asked Fred. "We didn't deride your parent's choice of name for their child. Why do you want to make fun of ours?"
"I'm sorry," Denise said quickly, blushing. "I didn't mean anything by my comment. It's just that I couldn't help think of a TV series."
"Really? I wouldn't know why."
They couldn't be serious about those names, Denise just knew it. There again, one never knew what parents would name their children. This was one subject she felt she'd better leave alone. However. . .
"Yes, well, as I said, this is private property. What are you doing here?"
"Be nice, Fred," murmured Barney, loud enough for Denise to hear. "It's plain that the girl is a little slow."
"Gotcha," agreed Fred. "Ah, it's called swimming. We were riding our bikes up the dirt trails and spotted the water. Being a hot day we thought we'd go for a swim. That's what you now see us doing."
"The way you're dressed suggests that you also wish to go swimming," Barney said. "Are you going to join us?"
"Yes, I intend to go swimming and no, I am not going to join you. I've told you repeatedly this is private property. You'll have to leave."
"OK. Come back in about an hour and you'll find us gone."
"I don't want you gone in an hour. I want you gone now. I don't see why I should have to wait an hour for you to leave. Please get out of the water and go. Now!"
Denise glared at the intruders. How many time did she need to ask them to go. She was trying to be polite but really, they had no right to even be here.
The two men looked at each other and then Fred shrugged.
"You heard the girl. Out we get."
Denise was standing at the deep end of the water, right next to the actual dam. As they swam towards her she started thinking. If they came from the dirt tracks then they came from the other side of the water. Looking over there she could see what she assumed were piles of their clothes. So why were they getting out this side? It wouldn't be all that much faster getting out here and running around the water.
Then the men were hoisting themselves up onto the dam and walking along it towards her. Her face a bright red Denise looked pointedly upwards, having got enough of a view as the men stood up.
"Satisfied? We're out," said Fred, and she could hear the mockery in his voice. She said nothing, as loudly as she could, wishing she could join the birds flying above.
"Hey, Fred," Barney said, "that water was quite chilly. Wouldn't you agree?"
"Ah, that I would, Barney. That I would."
"Then how come, not that I'm looking, mind you, that with water like that you've got an erection?"
"That would be the fault of this lovely lady," Fred told him. "With a beautiful young thing like this checking me out as I got out of the water how could I help but show myself off to my best advantage. Ah, would that also explain you current state?"
"I really think it would, Fred. Powerful eyes on this lass, and a figure that would raise the dead. Not that certain parts of me are dead. Not by a long shot."
Despite herself Denise couldn't help glancing down. With a horrified gasp she promptly looked skyward again, waiting for the men to stop teasing her and go and get dressed. Despite herself she felt her nipples puckering and a pool of heat starting to bubble up deep within her. She was also curious about one minor detail. Barney was almost twice the size of Fred, being a big burly man compared to Fred's slenderness. So how come both their erections looked to be the same size. Surely the larger man should have the larger appendage. Not that she was going to ask, god forbid.
She could hear them getting closer and then Fred was standing right in front of her. Thankfully, this meant she could lower her head and look him in the eye without having to look him in other places.