"What the fuck are you doing here?"
I could have asked them the same question except it was completely obvious what they were doing. Standing, framed by a doorway, what they were doing was fucking: standing up fucking in fact. They should not have been doing that - most certainly not. For reasons I shall explain. It had taken them a little time to notice me. I had watched.
Joe was right behind Sandy, her legs wide apart but still in her high heels - just her high heels - and her hands were raised and holding onto the door jamb. As Joe was quite a bit taller, his legs, as a consequence, needed to be even more spread to get down to her level His erection so very framed by her open thighs and, until he had seen me, his scrotum swinging at speed forwards and back, the shape of his balls and the rising and falling shaft almost in silhouette against the white of the wall behind them. Sandy's so shapely thighs framed in the doorway, there in front of me, rising to a carefully coiffured mons with this thing pistoning away between them.
I took it all in. The slickness of his shaft, Sandy's so surprised face. His hands to her thighs holding her, and her hands raised. The scene so sexy, so erotic and the participants just so caught by me. What I had noticed more than anything as I had watched, before the sudden freeze and Joe's verbal ejaculation, was the way both of Sandy's delightfully rounded breasts with their strongly pigmented and erect nipples had been moving in time with Joe's thrusts in a synchronised counter clockwise direction. I am very much a 'breast man' you see. They were enough, though, to make any man come to attention and I did!
On her left hand her wedding ring, but Joe was not her husband. Not at all. They were caught in flagrante delicto. They should not have been doing this. I raised my camera.
The fucking had stopped but not the connection.
"No!" Sandy's voice shrill and panicky.
But, oh yes! Click, click, click. What was more my pictures were instantly uploaded to my Cloud account. They were not simply on the camera. I had them good and proper!
"No!" A strange quavering in Sandy's voice.
My grin was wide. "My turn now, Mrs Fflanderlyng, I think."
"No!"
"Oh, but yes!" I said slowly, "You surely would not want Sir Raymond to see..."
She would not. Sandy most certainly would not.
I began to undress.
The fucking had stopped and so, unfortunately, had the rotating breasts.
"Look, fuck off, will you?" Joe had spoken two sentences: both with the 'f' word. I presumed he was a bit cross.
My jacket off and my shirt falling to the floor I bent to pull off my socks. 'Fuck' was certainly in my plans but not really 'fucking off' and I really did not want to engage with Sandy dressed in just grey socks: nice though she was in just high heels.
"I'm going to smash that camera of yours."
Joe had disengaged from Sandy but to get to me he had to push past her. It took a little time. Her hands seemed to be gripping the door jamb as if there was no tomorrow. Time enough for me to straighten and drop my trousers and pants to the floor. I stepped forward as he advanced upon me.
"I wouldn't do that if I was you, it's expensive and the photographs have already been wi-fied to my account. Pointless eh?" I grinned. It was amusing.
Joe wasn't looking me in the eye, which you would rather have expected, an eyeball to eyeball confrontation. Two men squaring up to each other, perhaps ready for a fight. Rather his eyes were staring downwards. In stepping to meet him we had literally met - physically: our twin erections were touching. I could see, indeed feel, his knob all slippery and shiny from Sandy's wetness pressed up against my own. An unusual male greeting - our twin fraena touching. It was not though a friendly greeting - more like two rival stags locking horns. What an apt simile!
"So, Joe, what are you going to do? Fight me? Sandy might like that - naked men wrestling..." I was gently rubbing myself against him, nice to feel his slippery and hard penis against my own, now that I was aroused, and to think shortly I would be getting rather more of that wetness from Sandy. I like that female wetness. I could feel it there, covering his erection.
"Cock fighting even!"
Joe jumped backwards as if, suddenly, my erection was red hot.
"Don't you fucking touch me with that."
I stepped forward, my 'weapon' very much at the ready as if I was going to slap his cock with it: he stepped back.
"So, Joe, not up for a fight? Don't you want to wrestle then? Scared, eh? I'm up for, strongly up for it - don't mind if we do. Man, to man. First one to cum loses and, of course, the winner gets the girl."
He looked just so horrified at the prospect. It was not something I'd tried, it was not something I did with men, but... hey... rolling around on the carpet naked with a tumescent Joe trying to get a lock on him and then wanking, or at least rubbing him off sounded, at the very least, entertaining. I was sure I was the stronger and given his exercise already with Sandy his erection was undoubtedly well primed and bound to be easier to set off than my own, notwithstanding just how excited I was by the imminent prospect of fucking Sandy and, of course, having seen those rotating breasts. Best of all, perhaps, if I ignored what was clearly the best prize of taking Sandy, to rub him off with my own erection or at least stab him in the balls with it, would be quite a pleasure. His loose and fleshy scrotum so much more vulnerable than my own tighter sack. I smiled at the idea of my erection stabbing at him, trying and succeeding in hitting his balls. Getting the punch in before he had a chance to do the same. Perhaps then to grab his cock as he writhed in pain and really pull at it, so he came whilst still in agony from his crushed and poked testes.
Hey, to see him lying there down below me on the carpet, 'deflated,' with his own cum spattered over him as I rose to claim the prize - the girl - would be one hell of a scene. I'd use the camera again! Perhaps get Sandy to take the picture. Me, with my foot on his chest standing proudly erect and him all deflated. beaten and self-spattered below me, perhaps with his spent semen very clearly under my naked foot. How apt! Or else with my fist curled around his balls, perhaps with them showing red and prominent through tautly pulled scrotal flesh just beneath my fist as I held them tight, his long scrotum squeezed tightly in my hand, whilst above his limp, cum besmeared and sadly spent dick contrasted with my own proud organ. Victor and vanquished!
He wasn't going to fight me. Just his retreat showed that. I had won already. Pity really. As you many have already gathered, I did not like Joe very much.
"Don't I get a say in all of this?" Sandy's voice a little calmer.
"Nope! You're in big trouble, Sandy, or will be if Sir Raymond..."
Sandy knew, Sandy knew. I could see the surrender in her eyes. She would be opening her legs for me from now on when I wanted it. I had her - would have her. At last!
"Now boys and girls, you get back to your fucking just as if I hadn't turned up. I think you know the score. You keep me happy and you can carry on with your little affair - Sir Raymond need know nothing, he'll be happier that way. And we want a happy Sir Raymond, now don't we?"
There were nods.
"And, naturally, a happy me?"
I waited. Reluctantly there were nods. Even from Joe. That was something.
"Now I'd like to watch a little more before..."