This is story #16 of my series about my post-marital sexual journey. Read the first story (Babysitter Lauren) or my profile, for any background needed. You may see references to prior stories/people, but for the most part each story stands on its own.
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Amanda, Part 1
One of my ex-wife's friends was a real bitch named Amanda. Her husband Mark was a super nice guy, bent over backwards for her all the time, yet she treated him like shit. For example, if we'd go over there for dinner, Mark would make this fabulous meal, but Amanda would complain that the meat was over cooked or that the veggies were soft, whatever. Nothing but criticism. And she was a loud mouth who never shut up.
About a year after Caitlin and I split up, so did Amanda and Mark. He and I weren't exactly friends -- I only knew him through Caitlin and Amanda, although he was a super nice guy. Someone told me that Caitlin and I splitting inspired him to leave Amanda, because he was tired of being treated like shit.
Amanda was the CEO of a local business, very well to do, influential in the business community, well known throughout our area. She was very attractive: tall with beautiful brown hair, green eyes, nice legs, a great figure. Always very well dressed in the most trendy and expensive clothes.
After my affair with Megan (the teacher) ended, I was invited to a holiday party soon after Thanksgiving that year. It was at the big, spectacular new home of a friend of mine who builds houses, so he built himself and his wife and kids some giant McMansion. Amanda was there as well; it was a pretty crowded party.
In the latter part of the night, after the majority of people had left, there were about twelve or fifteen of us left, including me and Amanda, and we were in the finished basement with a game room and bar area, milling around the bar and chatting. Amanda was holding court, blasting off about anything and everything that was bothering her that was wrong with the world. The majority of this group were close with me, and I don't even know how they knew her - a friend of my friend's wife's sister or something like that.
At some point I reached my limit, and said to her, "Can't you shut the fuck up? All you do is talk and talk, bitch and bitch about everything, your mouth is never closed. The only time your mouth should be open is if it's sucking a dick."
There was stunned silence for a moment, with the guys and almost all of the girls eventually cracking up laughing because I had said what everyone was thinking. One or two of the women were incredulous that I would speak to someone that way, but for the most part I had the crowd on my side.
Amanda did not back down though. She looked at me and said, "Oh, and I suppose it's YOUR big dick that I should be sucking, and you'd gag me and choke me with your big manly dick in my throat!"
Now, I didn't say a word about gagging or choking or a big dick. Those were her words. And it struck me as odd.
Before I could respond, my friend the host jumped in and deescalated the situation with a light-hearted joke about his little dick, and Amanda and I turned to talk to those near to us, and everyone moved on.
But I had had all I could take and was ready to leave, so I asked my friend where I might find my coat. He told me that they were in a spare bedroom on the top floor and offered to get it, but I waved him off and said I'd be fine, and asked if I could take a self-guided tour while I was up there.
At the top of the stairs was a bathroom, so I went in and used it before grabbing my coat. I came out and wandered around the amazing top floor for a few minutes, then found the guest room with a couple coats on the bed.
I walked into that room, and there was Amanda, standing there with her hands on her hips and a pissed off look on her face. As much as I hated her, she looked damn good, and my cock started to twitch as I looked at her figure.
"You're a fucking asshole," she immediately said, angrily.
"Well, you're a cunt, so fuck you," I fired back.
"I can totally understand why Caitlin left you, you're such a pompous asshole, you think you're God's gift to women."
"Well, you sure as hell aren't God's gift to anyone. You're nice to look at honey, but that's about it."